I can’t stop crying! We did it, kids! Two episodes! This week we watch S01E02, titled “You Are My Everything” which is weird because nobody actually says that in the episode. Not even the wretched Ben Boykewich would do that. I mean, he and Amy have only been on one date! He probably will after the second. This week, the competition is heating up for World’s Number One Ham Dad. Fear the quickening.