Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that they still fucking love Cassie, and that she’s wasting her time with Jake. The Secret is here, and we go on a WILD ride with it! Also discussed: Ancap Coworker Antics, Doge Pronunciation, Our New Podcast Shipping and Handling, Disrespecting Strong Bad, Yet Another Bug Morph, McElroy Animorphs History, Road Rage, Tapir Dong, and We Still Can’t Come Up With a Fucking Signoff. Referenced images: Cursed image Support us on Patreon!