071 – Posting is Forbidden in the House of Representatives

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Sorry this one’s so late! Got a bit tied up in editing so we’re a bit behind the times – nonetheless, we’re here to podcast! But more importantly, we’re here to give you an honest, no-bullshit take on something that’s been on top of everyone’s minds: what is up with everyone’s 2020 campaign logo? We also get to the hard-hitting questions like “What games are Nancy Pelosi playing?” On top of that, Sara gives an impassioned plea, and Roy gives us an update on the Virginia governor. Lastly, wife of the show and burden of America Fallon joins us to talk a bit about Vic Mignogna’s deposition, as well inviting YOU to join the Resembool Rangers!

Click here if you want to play along with our Dem campaign logo game!

Featuring Sara (who also edited!) and Roy!

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Orange Justice – Fortnite

070 – Shoes Are Trains For Your Feet

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America was too busy popping off fireworks if you know what I mean (popping off fireworks) so it’s kind of a Canadian one! We talk a lot about environmental justice and how it affects every aspect of our lives. Don’t worry, we also talk about the communist Betsy Ross shoes and the political alignment of sandals.

Featuring Matt and alex (whomst’d’ve’n’t also edited)

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Plant A Tree Children Song For Baby | Earth Day | Arbor Day | Nursery Rhyme Song – Patty Shukla

068 – Can’t Get Wet If You’re Wet

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Alternate Title: Uh Oh, Brooks Is Typing. Join alex and Josh for a nice poolside chat about current events, why don’t you? Nothing unusual happens in this episode. Also we forgot to make any jokes about the episode number.
Click here if you’d like to play along with our Guess Who game (it’s probably funnier if you don’t)

Featuring Josh, alex, and Brooks
edited by alex

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The Aquabats – Pool Party

067 – Wife Medals

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From Virginia to Ontario, everything’s fucked up! Roy and Matt tackle this year’s Pride shenanigans, the inherent evil of YouTube, old internet and call out Justin McElroy for being a bit-stealing bastard. Wooloo!

Links: Roy’s Lightbringer mention of HJKL, LoveForVB Fundraiser, Matt’s Lightbringer mention of The Shrieking Shack.

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

hjkl – ninefour

066 – Despite The Constant Negative Media E33

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On a very special episode of HKIPGTD, alex leafcrunch and Eden forego the usual format to mostly talk about the Sl*voj Z*zek vs. J*rdan P*terson d*bate that happened a couple months back in T*ronto. Sorry for saying so many bad words but it’s our duty as journalists to report the truth. Anyway our recording had pretty bad tech issues! Luckily we didn’t have to throw any of it out, but our apologies for Eden cutting out sporadically. Thank you to our listeners for sending in questions and guiding the conversation!

Featuring: Eden and alex leafcrunch (who also edited)

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Luciano Michelini – Frolic

065 – The Drawing And Quartering Of Mickey Mouse

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Milkshakes, DUCK! This week the squad convenes to bid farewell to the Krassensteins, bemoan the ultimate failures of pinning leftist hopes on elections, pope ventriloquism and why eating onions is radical praxis.

At one point Matt forgets which criminal courts are stationed in The Hague, and does not correct himself on air, yes he googled it afterwards don’t @ him.

Featuring Eden, Patrick and Matt. Matt edited.

Music Used
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Kelis – Milkshake

064 – Hey If There’s More If The Oceans Are More If There If The Water Get Tall Then Boat There’s More Boat

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Meltdown May is steaming ahead at full power! Sara and Sam discuss some heated gaming moments from a surprising source, the reasons that climate change is good actually, unionbusting airlines, and more!

Featuring Sam and Sara
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men

063 – Subway: It Gives You Titties

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Lauren and Alex Leafcrunch are coming at you this week to have a little barista chat and then talk about Jacob Wohl’s latest hilarious failure, Caster Semenya’s case against the IAAF, the possibility of a tumblr buyout, a brief beverage ASMR intermission, the Theranos documentary, Doug Ford’s cellphone shenanigans, Burger Moods, the cyberbullying of Sonic, and the podcast vampire of Luminary

Featuring  alex leafcrunch and Lauren   
Edited by Patrick

Music Used
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Burger King – #FeelYourWay

Link to thread mentioned by alex about Doug Ford