031 – Jordan “Gollum ‘Stitch’ Smeagol” Peterson

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We got him, folks. We here at HKIPGTD launched our funny Trump balloon over London and he resigned immediately. Now that that’s taken care of, we can talk about the REAL issues: roasting everyone, finding regular ways to use pig heads, and how to do a Jordan Peterson voice. And as always, thanks for listening to our podcast, HKIPGT

Featuring AlexBrooks, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Ted Nugent – Wang Dang Sweet Poontang (live)

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030 – Elon Musk’s Cave Story

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Disclaimer: Discord was having a lot of issues on the day of this recording, so the episode is a bit rough at times. Nothing we can do about it, sorry! This week, we discuss the correct pronunciation of Twenty One Pilots, learn about famous Bretts, and get grandfathered into lizardom. Here lies Discord… peperony and chease.

Featuring LunaLaurenZach, Caroline, and Evan.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

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029 – The Young Pope of Fox News

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This scorching hot week, the hosts all melt together into one gelatinous beast, named HKIPGTD for the sound it makes oozing across the Earth. Lauren does spon-con for Chick-fil-A. Linus auditions for the part of Scott Pruitt. Zach is betrayed by our boys in blue. Josh listens intently. This is so sad, Alexa play podcast.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Alexa – Luis Fonsi – Despacito (feat. Daddy Yankee)

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028 – An Awfully Hot Coffee Pot

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I hope you’re all ready for some freaking civility, because we’re at our most polite and restrained this week. When the Supreme Court’s got you down, just remember there’s one silver lining: you can always get a UTI! Also, congratulations to Yung Challenger!

Featuring SamLuna, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Eminem – The Storm

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027 – Dental Tootherism

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What’s up, war criminals? Time for another DISRUPTIANO as we try desperately to not talk about the horrible news from America’s southern border and instead talk about which of our hosts we’re going to kill, interesting biological facts about elected representation and legal weed. Also, Sam gets mad about Detroit: Become Human again.

Featuring Matt, Sam, Linus and Evan.

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Music Used:

The Taxpayers – “Evil Men”
Ditty.It – “Pizza and Pasta Song”

026 – Jeff Sessions, KKKeebler Elf

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What the FUCK is up, gamers? Hope you’re ready for all the big gamer pussy moments fresh from the floor of E3, where this was recorded live and in person! We decided to take a week off from news and just discuss the latest and greatest in heated gaming moments. Join us for the live broadcast of the Twitch Streamer Don’t Say Slurs Challenge! This week, Alex confirms her psychic nature, Josh announces a retirement, Caroline recounts on her time as The Confederate Cinderella, and Lauren loses her entire fucking mind over paper un-shredders.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Caroline, and Alex

Note: we discuss Anthony Bourdain briefly at the start of the episode. If you’re not feeling okay lately, we want to share some resources with you.
US: National Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-273-8255
UK: Papyrus 0800 068 41 41
Canada: CASP
Australia: Lifeline 13 11 14
Thank you so much for listening, we’re glad you’re here!

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – “Evil Men”
Marilyn Monroe – “Happy Birthday”

025 – Cleaning Out the Spam Box

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Sorry this episode is a bit disorganized! It’s been a week. But if you think that’s going to stop us from saying our standard detestable garbage, hey, I guess you don’t know this podcast very well! This week: Linus’s dad gets doxxed, Luna gets censored, Matt has some issues with Bill Clinton, and Sam makes the most shameful mistake of his life.

Featuring SamMattLuna, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Tim and Eric – Doo Dah Doo Doo

BONUS EPISODE – Ontario Hellection (featuring Emma)

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Howdy fellow Canadians! If you’re reading this, it’s on or after polling day in Ontario and we’re either in hell or in a different, slightly more left-leaning hell! If you’re American, this episode can help you get acquainted with Canada’s Biggest* Province and some of the hosts (and friends!) within its parliamentary system!

We had a couple of technical issues so we lost hosts over the course of the episode, just like how Doug Ford wants the province to run! HEYOO!!!

Featuring Matt, Linus, Evan, Andi and special guest Emma!

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Shark Tank – Out For A Rip

*by population and self-importance