EPISODE 121: Winchester: The House That Ghost Built

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Sara has her fingers in many devious soups, so cohost-from-another-podcast Satah has stepped in with Blair to talk about this movie that is nearly as inscrutable as the house it’s based off of! Explore this house disappointingly vacant of any kind of actual atmosphere are we discuss topics such as The Podcast That Pink Lemonade Vodka Built, Dr. Deadwifeman, Poison Marketing, Absolute Champion Hellen Mirren, and MORE!

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro an outro music! You can find more of their work at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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EPISODE 120: House of Wax (2005)

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This week, hosts Blair and Sara give up on pretending not to actually be a Final Destination podcast as they’re joined by We Hate Movies’s own Chris Cabin to sorta get down to business as we talk about House of Wax (2005)! Come and join us as Blair loses his mind over wax physics, someone finally understands who the hell Sara is talking about, and a polite platter of meat and cheese is enjoyed by all in this fat, juicy hog of a closer to this years Schlocktober. Thank you all for fusing with the Schlocktober in your mind-prisms and welcoming in the new flesh, etc.!

Extra special from the bottom of our hearts thanks to Satah for composing our wonderful special intro and outro music for this spooktacular season. We love them the most, no one will ever compare, the rest of you can all give up now and check out more of their work at http://gaygothvibes.online !!

EPISODE 119: Friday the 13th (2009)

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Well shit folks, we’ve got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey – want some grains?

In addition to this weirdly fun reboot we also discussed Grain Chomping, New Halloween, Dank Doctorates, Bong Disintegration, Murder Logistics, and Too Close to Furry.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Until Dawn Venom V/H/S Franchise

Thanks again to Juni for coming on the show! Find them on twitter @JUNIUS_64, on Mastodon at juni@snouts.online, and listen to them on Barking Points Memo!

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music – more of their spectacular music can be found at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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EPISODE 118: The Haunting (1999)

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Join us as we ring in week three of Schlocktober The Third with The Haunting (1999), joined by previous guest and friend of the show Gage! Dive into a world of whimsy, dead babies, and beautiful late 90s CGI as we mostly do really region accurate accents, like, the best Boston accent you’ve ever heard, we promise.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Venom (2018) Zombieland Saga Jazzpunk

Thank you as always to Satah for our special intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at http://gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 117: Halloween III: Season of the Witch

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LONG, LONG AGO WE WERE TOLD TALES. TALES OF THIS FORBIDDEN MONTH OF HORROR FILMS, THIS “SCHLOCKTOBER” WHICH NO PERSON HAD MADE IT THROUGH ALIVE. WE’RE HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU: THOSE STORIES WERE TRUE.

And hey! Li’l Clem is back with us, returning to discuss the Michael Myers-less entry in this franchise, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Follow us as we journey down this all-to-familiar road when all the kids put on a Halloween mask and turn into bugs and snakes. Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

The Masc Top Lifestyle, Where Is My Hoverboard?, Doctor Burt Reynolds, Dirt Transformation Sequence, Halloween H2O: Just Add Water, and A Dissection of Rick & Morty.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Born Ruffians’s Red, Yellow & Blue Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind The Venture Bros.

Thanks again to Clem for joining us – you can find them on Twitter @catboyrights, or on tumblr at powerfisto!

Thanks as always to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! Check them out at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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EPISODE 116: My Bloody Valentine 3D

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SCHLOCKTOBER IS UPON US. SCHLOCKTOBER IS ALL. WE HAVE BEEN SUBSUMED BY THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE ALL KNOWING SCHLOCKTOBER. DEATH TO FEARBAITING; LONG LIVE THE NEW POD.

*coughs* And, uh, friend of the show Alex Charles is here to pop off the new season with our buddy Dean Winchester in My Bloody Valentine 3D! Join us as we discuss pussy-out looks, Pick-Axe-Man Disease, aaaall of the dimensions, Noobz (2012), eggs, and so much more nonsense!

Big big HUGE shout out and thanks to our very dear friend Satah for mixing us a new intro/outro for the holiday! Check out more of their work at http://gaygothvibes.online! We love you the most, don’t tell our other children.

EPISODE 115: Halloween (2007)

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On this Schlocktober eve, the ghosts of Schlocktober past have occupied our hosts to make them way, way madder about this movie than it deserves. Join us as we recount Rob Zombie’s take on Halloween with potentially misplaced ire, as we ramp up into the monthlong celebration of garbage that is Schlocktober!

In addition to Michael Myers’s Second Coming, we also discussed Beerbaiting, Bad Edits, Motives?, Weird Music Selections, and A Schlocktober Preview!

RECOMMENDATIONS: The original Ace Attorney trilogy The Paper Chase’s Now You Are One Of Us

Vote on Junius’s Schlocktober movie here! And make sure you tune in to our first Schlocktober stream on Friday, September 28th!

Thank you as always to Satah for our excellent intro and outro music, their music can be found at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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EPISODE 114: Deep Dark

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Blair and Sara get a little randy and risqué in this week’s episode as we get dick-deep in the wussy (wall-pussy) of Deep Dark! Join us on this psychosexual experience as we cover topics like Best Emo-Rock Operas, Bougie Sports, Wussy Approval, Weekly Scheduled Actor Googling, Art Discourse, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Pokemon Moon Hospice by The Antlers

THANK YOU AS ALWAYS to Satah at http://gaygothvibes.online for our intro and outro music! We love you!

EPISODE 113: The Conjuring

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Well folks, Schlocktober is on the horizon! Your hosts are settling into a comfortable fall mood with a perfectly serviceable haunted house movie, with James Wan’s The Conjuring! Join us as we figure out exactly what was buried on these grounds, and also, bullshit about VHS tapes!

We also discuss: MLM/WLW Solidarity, Nut-Inducing Cinematography, Baby Decapitation, Jumpscare Your Parents, DVD Amnesia, Cool Stoner Thoughts, and Does Carolyn Parenn is Possessed?

RECOMMENDATIONS: Marvel’s Spider-Man Bark Your Head Off, Dog by Hop Along

Thanks as always to friend of the show Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their tunes at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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