039 – Antz (1998 Film)

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I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over.

(CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in)

Featuring Sam, Sara, and Patrick.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band – Ant Man Bee

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038 – Thanks for Nothing, Cardi B

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This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it’s just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we’re joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt’s original vision for EPCOT! Other topics of discussion include Jeff Bezos age regression, Cardi B’s failure to save New York politics, and doing a Christ Air into your local CEO.

Featuring: Lauren and Sam

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
David Ogden Stiers – Mine, Mine, Mine

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037 – 50 First Bowls of Chili

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What a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we’ve got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington… maybe more! I guess you’ll have to listen to find out, because I just ate a big bowl of chili before writing this description and don’t remember what happened in the episode. For more information, visit http://forgotmychildren.fart/.

Featuring: Sara, Zach, Eden, and Caroline

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Eminem – Shady CXVPHER

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036 – McCain Drinking A 40 In The Death Basket

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This episode is a eulogy for the Maverick, who recently ejected out of the mortal plane, breaking both arms immediately. We suspect he’ll spend his time in the afterlife nearly doing the right thing, then deciding not to. This week, Zach auditions for SNL. Alex does two podcasts at once. Josh enters the confessional.

Featuring: Alex, Zach and Josh

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Phil Collins – In The Air Tonight

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035 – Reach Into Your Local Trade Union

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Here in 2018, what we know for sure is that Powerthirst is funny and that capitalism is the most reasonable distribution of resources. Just ask Verizon! This week the squad talks new names, vape games, popping big bottles for the big man Manafort and manages three separate times to discuss internet culture minutiae. We’re extremely online, just don’t report us to Doug Ford!

Featuring: Sam, Sara, Eden, Matt and Lauren

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The Coup – The Guillotine

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034 – Literally About A Dog

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CW: discussion of transphobic violence towards children from 20:00-24:33

The Canada Gang + Patrick sit down this week to discuss all sorts of wonderful (read: terrible) things going on in the world, such as: Elon’s Wild Ride, Nazi’s try and fail to organize again, The first major-party transgender gubernatorial candidate in US history, Our funny president doing slurs and eating secrets, Aretha Franklin (Sad), Tom Perez (Mad), and Chris Hardwick (Bad). It’s my first time editing so if anything sounds bad it was an artistic choice.

Featuring Evan, Linus, Matt, and Patrick

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Neil Cicierega – Smooth

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033 – Our Man’s Sky

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Happy Space Force! All the hosts on this week met in person last weekend, and they all lived! Now the gamers are back and they get into the important stuff like space force, Saudi Arabia threatening to do a 9/11, old video games, space force and a dating app that really screwed the pooch.

Featuring Lauren, Sara, Caroline, Sam and Matt.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The World Ends With You – Countdown: Final Day

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032 – A Funny Picture of Donald Trump

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Bad news for the Republicans’ intact heads: it turns out socialism is good and people like it! On this week’s episode: Josh pays his respects for the late Meghan McCain by voting for her father again, Evan and Sam fail to joke, and Linus does something very unnecessary. RIP George “Polite” Washington. Sorry they took all your blood.

Featuring Evan, Josh, Sam, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Epic Rap Battles of History – Superman vs. Goku

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031 – Jordan “Gollum ‘Stitch’ Smeagol” Peterson

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We got him, folks. We here at HKIPGTD launched our funny Trump balloon over London and he resigned immediately. Now that that’s taken care of, we can talk about the REAL issues: roasting everyone, finding regular ways to use pig heads, and how to do a Jordan Peterson voice. And as always, thanks for listening to our podcast, HKIPGT

Featuring AlexBrooks, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Ted Nugent – Wang Dang Sweet Poontang (live)

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