062 – Dirt for Jared

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Dirt for Jared. Dirt for Jared.

Matt and Patrick are here to talk about dirt for Jared, Alberta, which is famously covered in dirt, and other things but those have less to do with dirt and Jared. Dirt for Jared.

Featuring Matt and Patrick
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Johnny Cash – Hurt

Dirt for Jared.

061 – The Hungy Games (2008 Novel)

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Andy Cuandy Loves It! One Weird Trick To Get $1.6 Billion From The City Of New York!
Ambassadors Hate Him! One Wacky Way To Get Evicted From An Ecuadorian Embassy!
White Supremacists Love Her! One Odd Tip To Get YouTube Live Comments Disabled!

All these useful lifehacks and more as Sara and Roy tackle the week on Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die.

Featuring: Sara and Roy
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Lit – My Own Worst Enemy

060 – Fuck You, Goku is Real

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Sara and Matt hop back in the saddle to talk internet infrastructure, fake woke Canadian politicians and newer Antifa Supersoldier Jimothy Carrey’s fight with Italian fascists. Alex wakes up bright and early to record an interview with the amazing N of LegitTayUpdates (voice modulated by request), recently released after serving a term in prison for refusing to join the IDF. WE STAN A STAN!

Please send donations to N’s charity of choice, the THE PALESTINE CHILDREN’S RELIEF FUND.

Also lend your spirit power to Goku here.

Featuring: Sara and Matt, with Alex in a separately-recorded interview section.

Edited by Matt

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Death Grips – Culture Shock
Emo G – RIP Harambe
Lil Nas X – Old Town Road (Remix) feat. Billy Ray Cyrus

059 – The Waveform In The Sand

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This episode’s mostly about Garfield!

On a scheduling note — our traditional recording night of Thursday has become inconvenient for most of the hosts, so we’re shifting to recording Fridays or Saturdays.

Edit: There was an audio issue with this episode which I fixed, so apologies if it shows up twice in your feed! Sorry! Fuck! – alex

Featuring: Sam and Roy
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Ready to Party – Desirée Goyette

058 – Veto O’Fork

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This episode was nearly lost a dozen times, what you hear now has been edited together from at least 7 separate audio tracks. My roommates were loud, I dropped a fork on myself, Craig died thrice, weird audio desync, and no preparation. It all comes together to give you a very special free form jazz episode of HKIPGTD, risen from the ashes. We talk about Beto, Mueller, Trudeau, and some other stuff in between our collective exasperation. Let my frankenstein sing into your ears.

Featuring: BrooksAlex Leafcrunch, and Patrick(who also edited)

Music Used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Spanish Flea – Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass

057 – Women Be Anthony

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Remember the dress? Well, now it’s for gamers. But now instead of black and blue, we’re red and nude about Professor Deals. Please pull up a tactical gaming chair and join Roy, Sam, and Sara for a normal one on this week’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! #FREEROY

Featuring Sara, Roy (punished), and Sam
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Calum Bowen – Snipperclips Main Theme

056 – Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Man (2018 Film)

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Do you ever rise from your grave because you thought of another great nickname for your politics podcast? No? Just us? Special guest Eddy comes out of retirement for this very special episode of Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die!

Featuring Caroline, Eddy, and Patrick
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Elvis Presley – Hound Dog

055 – Little Peepaw Bernie

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Alex (English, Does not vote in US elections) and Josh (voted for John McCain) are coming at you this week to talk about the candidacy of Comrade Sanders, the ongoing Jussie Smollett debacle, the never ending temporal hellscape that is US election season, and some other stuff before Alex introduces a new segment: Tea Time! in which she regales us of all her tales of the fun political hijinx of ye olde british isles (independent party, ISIS brides, Piers & Ariana).

Featuring: Alex and Josh
Edited by Patrick

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Liza Minnelli – Maybe This Time

054 – Pokemon Black and White 3

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Folks! Matt’s here to tell you that politics is a huge woman destroying the State of Virginia and the Province of Ontario, and we’re all too horny to stop her. Wait shit. I’m sorry, I’m trying to delete it. We play a little game of Schrodinger’s Racism and everyone catches a terminal case of Internet Mad. Time to grab a huge mug of chamomile tea and log the fuck off.

Featuring: EdenRoy, and Sara
Edited by and also featuring Matt.

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Daft Punk – Get Lucky
Marty Robbins – Big Iron
Steven Universe – Giant Woman