046 – Have you heard of Mario?

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Sam and Sara are drift compatible and piloting a big podcast robot as a two person team this week, and what a week it was. Talking points include: evil internet companies, an impromptu game of movie ball, the wacky president’s new weird thing he said, Jim Acosta – Kung Fu master, Sony steals a thing used for stealing, all covered in a 7 layer bean dip of tangents

Featuring Sam and Sara

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Signed, Sealed, Delivered – The California Raisins

045 – 1 Download = 1 Prayer

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The young guns of HKIP are here with a post-midterms episode to talk about all the bad-to-fine results from the recent elections. We also cover the most recent mass shooting to make national headlines, Charlie Kirk’s (alleged) spending habits, RBG’s recent whoopsie, Jeff Sessions, and other news and news based products. Highlights include: the demise of Wisconsin’s resident deli meat abomination, our first ever improv news story, and the several minutes where I just read CNN headlines for a while.

Featuring: CarolineEden, and Patrick

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Renee Elise Goldsberry – Muppet Babies

044 – List of Good Shapes

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In arguably our least prepared episode yet, your friends at HKIPGTD try to bring a little bit of levity as they juggle it alongside yet another week of horrendous news that came down the pipeline! We also talk Jacob Wohl’s corn cob troubles, get to the bottom of whether or not Master Chief’s suit jerks him off, and finally take a hard stance on soda drinking. Plus: who will Bernie main in Smash?

Featuring Sam and Josh. Edited by Sara.

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Ludacris – Stand Up (feat. Shawna)

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043 – A Very Sharp Katana

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Let’s just get one thing straight, here. There is nothing funny about sending a b*mb to Alec Baldwin. Just something we have to clarify since we have so many listeners at the NSA! Anyway, this week was bad, as so many of them are. It’s Halloween though, kind of, so that’s something! In the spirit of the season, this episode is sponsored by GameDie.

Featuring LaurenPatrick, and Sara. Edited by Sam.

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass – Spanish Flea

The Living Tombstone – Spooky Scary Skeletons (Remix)

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042 – Donald Trump’s Oral Promise

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We’re getting S E X Y this episode, and each host has something carnal to bring to the table! Join us as we recount this surreal week and talk about Elizabeth Warren going to The Max for some shakes with Screech! We also all get our 23andMe tests and find out just what percentage of religion we all are! Sara gets her percentages down. Zach takes us to the Gamer Corner. Alex reveals her true identity, and then does it again.

Featuring Zach, Alex, and Sara

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

The Beach Boys – Wouldn’t It Be Nice

041 – Big Dick Synergy

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We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it’s 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess???

Featuring ZachPatrick, and Sam

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Between the Buried and Me – Ants of the Sky

I Heart Hiroshima – Teef

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040 – BKIPGTD

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Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about.

Featuring CarolineLinus, Patrick, and Sam

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Gabriel Gundacker – Zendaya is Meechee

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039 – Antz (1998 Film)

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I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over.

(CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in)

Featuring Sam, Sara, and Patrick.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band – Ant Man Bee

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038 – Thanks for Nothing, Cardi B

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This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it’s just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we’re joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt’s original vision for EPCOT! Other topics of discussion include Jeff Bezos age regression, Cardi B’s failure to save New York politics, and doing a Christ Air into your local CEO.

Featuring: Lauren and Sam

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
David Ogden Stiers – Mine, Mine, Mine

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