037 – 50 First Bowls of Chili

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What a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we’ve got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington… maybe more! I guess you’ll have to listen to find out, because I just ate a big bowl of chili before writing this description and don’t remember what happened in the episode. For more information, visit http://forgotmychildren.fart/.

Featuring: Sara, Zach, Eden, and Caroline

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Eminem – Shady CXVPHER

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035 – Reach Into Your Local Trade Union

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Here in 2018, what we know for sure is that Powerthirst is funny and that capitalism is the most reasonable distribution of resources. Just ask Verizon! This week the squad talks new names, vape games, popping big bottles for the big man Manafort and manages three separate times to discuss internet culture minutiae. We’re extremely online, just don’t report us to Doug Ford!

Featuring: Sam, Sara, Eden, Matt and Lauren

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The Coup – The Guillotine

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034 – Literally About A Dog

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CW: discussion of transphobic violence towards children from 20:00-24:33

The Canada Gang + Patrick sit down this week to discuss all sorts of wonderful (read: terrible) things going on in the world, such as: Elon’s Wild Ride, Nazi’s try and fail to organize again, The first major-party transgender gubernatorial candidate in US history, Our funny president doing slurs and eating secrets, Aretha Franklin (Sad), Tom Perez (Mad), and Chris Hardwick (Bad). It’s my first time editing so if anything sounds bad it was an artistic choice.

Featuring Evan, Linus, Matt, and Patrick

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Neil Cicierega – Smooth

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001 – Noisespace.net! “It’s Dot XYZ!”

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Welcome aboard the USS HomestarRErunner! We’re your captains Evan and David! In this first episode, we discuss the “First time here?” and character videos and give an of introduction to the characters. Also: early internet culture, Homestar’s continuing influence and weird Quiznos’ commercials.

Warning: Because this discussion covers the characters it also includes some of the problematic elements of some of them, and while there is no specific discussion of triggering subject matter a general CW for mentions of sexual predation and racism is still present.

030 – Elon Musk’s Cave Story

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Disclaimer: Discord was having a lot of issues on the day of this recording, so the episode is a bit rough at times. Nothing we can do about it, sorry! This week, we discuss the correct pronunciation of Twenty One Pilots, learn about famous Bretts, and get grandfathered into lizardom. Here lies Discord… peperony and chease.

Featuring LunaLaurenZach, Caroline, and Evan.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

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027 – Dental Tootherism

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What’s up, war criminals? Time for another DISRUPTIANO as we try desperately to not talk about the horrible news from America’s southern border and instead talk about which of our hosts we’re going to kill, interesting biological facts about elected representation and legal weed. Also, Sam gets mad about Detroit: Become Human again.

Featuring Matt, Sam, Linus and Evan.

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Music Used:

The Taxpayers – “Evil Men”
Ditty.It – “Pizza and Pasta Song”

BONUS EPISODE – Ontario Hellection (featuring Emma)

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Howdy fellow Canadians! If you’re reading this, it’s on or after polling day in Ontario and we’re either in hell or in a different, slightly more left-leaning hell! If you’re American, this episode can help you get acquainted with Canada’s Biggest* Province and some of the hosts (and friends!) within its parliamentary system!

We had a couple of technical issues so we lost hosts over the course of the episode, just like how Doug Ford wants the province to run! HEYOO!!!

Featuring Matt, Linus, Evan, Andi and special guest Emma!

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Shark Tank – Out For A Rip

*by population and self-importance