007 – Actually Makes Parsnip Pie, Like A Boss

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Welcome Back to the David and Eden Podcast Progrum! Brought to you by Portly Washboy Laundry Paste! In today’s thrilling adventure, our hero’s investigate the mysterious other worlds that have appeared in Free Country USA. Visions from the past, the future, and Japan! What dwells in these other realms? What do they want? Who is Fort Wayne Locomotive? All this and more, will be answered, forthwith!

Art By: https://twitter.com/stellarghost

Theme Song: https://soundcloud.com/commonsense-full-ep/always-besing-dosing

073 – Robert Mueller’s Rat Meat Exoskeleton

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Democracy dies in darkness, folks, if you’re not using your money to fund Washington Post comparing Robert Mueller to Pickle Rick. Eden and Sara do their best to give them some freebies, as well as some follow-up gamer moments and the return of everyone’s favourite federal judiciary power: Execution!

Featuring Sara and Eden. Edited by Matt.

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066 – Despite The Constant Negative Media E33

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On a very special episode of HKIPGTD, alex leafcrunch and Eden forego the usual format to mostly talk about the Sl*voj Z*zek vs. J*rdan P*terson d*bate that happened a couple months back in T*ronto. Sorry for saying so many bad words but it’s our duty as journalists to report the truth. Anyway our recording had pretty bad tech issues! Luckily we didn’t have to throw any of it out, but our apologies for Eden cutting out sporadically. Thank you to our listeners for sending in questions and guiding the conversation!

Featuring: Eden and alex leafcrunch (who also edited)

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Luciano Michelini – Frolic

065 – The Drawing And Quartering Of Mickey Mouse

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Milkshakes, DUCK! This week the squad convenes to bid farewell to the Krassensteins, bemoan the ultimate failures of pinning leftist hopes on elections, pope ventriloquism and why eating onions is radical praxis.

At one point Matt forgets which criminal courts are stationed in The Hague, and does not correct himself on air, yes he googled it afterwards don’t @ him.

Featuring Eden, Patrick and Matt. Matt edited.

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The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Kelis – Milkshake

006 – BEHOLD! Brad Garrett!

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Welcome to our Senor Cardgage Fancast! On today’s episode, we’re joined by Matt of HKIP and Tuning Fork! We talk about old, uncool Strong Bad, and hurt our throats doing a very good impression of him. Plus, hear Sam say a bad phrase Eden wrote! No Probalo!

Art By: https://twitter.com/stellarghost

Theme Song: https://soundcloud.com/commonsense-full-ep/always-besing-dosing

054 – Pokemon Black and White 3

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Folks! Matt’s here to tell you that politics is a huge woman destroying the State of Virginia and the Province of Ontario, and we’re all too horny to stop her. Wait shit. I’m sorry, I’m trying to delete it. We play a little game of Schrodinger’s Racism and everyone catches a terminal case of Internet Mad. Time to grab a huge mug of chamomile tea and log the fuck off.

Featuring: EdenRoy, and Sara
Edited by and also featuring Matt.

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Daft Punk – Get Lucky
Marty Robbins – Big Iron
Steven Universe – Giant Woman

051 – Donald’s Declassifed Government Survival Guide

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The podcast’s transfeminine trifecta delivers you the week’s news in a delicious, patriotic, presidential American Cheese and Canadian Bacon hamberder-style sandwich. We’re three weeks into 2019 and I just checked my watch: it looks like we’re having a normal one! Thanks for listening to Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die!

Featuring: Sara, Eden, alex leafcrunch
Edited by alex leafcrunch. Yes I get to put my twitter in twice.

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Mad About Me – Figrin D’an

HKIPGTD State Of The Union 2019

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A thankaroo from us to you. It’s been a really great experience to do this show for a year and so we put something together to say “Thamk Yuo”

While you’re here let me also extend my (patrick) and our (assorted non-patrick) thanks to:
Sara, for getting us all off our asses to actually get the show going
Sam, for doing so much of the heavy lifting re:editing in the beginning and also in the now
Matt, for giving our show a place to call home
Brooks and Eddy for providing the wonderful community that brought us all together (crank naysh represent!)
All of my wonderful cohosts for being so cool and fun to talk to and make a show with
And me, for [fill this in when you think of how not to be a dick about it]

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men