068 – Can’t Get Wet If You’re Wet

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Alternate Title: Uh Oh, Brooks Is Typing. Join alex and Josh for a nice poolside chat about current events, why don’t you? Nothing unusual happens in this episode. Also we forgot to make any jokes about the episode number.
Click here if you’d like to play along with our Guess Who game (it’s probably funnier if you don’t)

Featuring Josh, alex, and Brooks
edited by alex

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The Aquabats – Pool Party

034 – Harvard Gender School

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CW: Talk about bones breaking for a couple minutes in the questions section (the question is about this subject so you’ll know when it’s coming!)

This week your hosts have braved a truly awful episode of Sex and the City for you. We even dragged in a very special guest to suffer with us, friend of the show Josh! The episode of the week is season 3 episode 4, Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl… and hoo boy, the title is just the tip of the iceberg. Carrie dates a bisexual man, Charlotte does drag, and as you can imagine the writers handle both of these topics with absolutely no problems that make us want to die. Meanwhile, Miranda freaks out about domesticity with Steve, and your hosts discuss ancient internet culture that Alex was too baby for.

Find Josh on twitter and tumblr!

055 – Little Peepaw Bernie

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Alex (English, Does not vote in US elections) and Josh (voted for John McCain) are coming at you this week to talk about the candidacy of Comrade Sanders, the ongoing Jussie Smollett debacle, the never ending temporal hellscape that is US election season, and some other stuff before Alex introduces a new segment: Tea Time! in which she regales us of all her tales of the fun political hijinx of ye olde british isles (independent party, ISIS brides, Piers & Ariana).

Featuring: Alex and Josh
Edited by Patrick

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Liza Minnelli – Maybe This Time

050 – The Purge 6: Joshua Tree

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Bezos is filing for divorce? Folks, he should be filing his taxes! Join Sam, Patrick, Sara and Josh as they discuss the bipartisan agreement to be weird about AOC, the President saying “build my own wall or get poisoned, no government this year.” (paraphrased), and more as 2019 continues to shape up as a normal one. Fuck! We didn’t make a joke about “Josh”ua Tree.

Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara, Josh.
Edited by alex leafcrunch.

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
U2 – Where The Streets Have No Name

HKIPGTD State Of The Union 2019

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A thankaroo from us to you. It’s been a really great experience to do this show for a year and so we put something together to say “Thamk Yuo”

While you’re here let me also extend my (patrick) and our (assorted non-patrick) thanks to:
Sara, for getting us all off our asses to actually get the show going
Sam, for doing so much of the heavy lifting re:editing in the beginning and also in the now
Matt, for giving our show a place to call home
Brooks and Eddy for providing the wonderful community that brought us all together (crank naysh represent!)
All of my wonderful cohosts for being so cool and fun to talk to and make a show with
And me, for [fill this in when you think of how not to be a dick about it]

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men

044 – List of Good Shapes

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In arguably our least prepared episode yet, your friends at HKIPGTD try to bring a little bit of levity as they juggle it alongside yet another week of horrendous news that came down the pipeline! We also talk Jacob Wohl’s corn cob troubles, get to the bottom of whether or not Master Chief’s suit jerks him off, and finally take a hard stance on soda drinking. Plus: who will Bernie main in Smash?

Featuring Sam and Josh. Edited by Sara.

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Ludacris – Stand Up (feat. Shawna)

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036 – McCain Drinking A 40 In The Death Basket

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This episode is a eulogy for the Maverick, who recently ejected out of the mortal plane, breaking both arms immediately. We suspect he’ll spend his time in the afterlife nearly doing the right thing, then deciding not to. This week, Zach auditions for SNL. Alex does two podcasts at once. Josh enters the confessional.

Featuring: Alex, Zach and Josh

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Phil Collins – In The Air Tonight

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029 – The Young Pope of Fox News

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This scorching hot week, the hosts all melt together into one gelatinous beast, named HKIPGTD for the sound it makes oozing across the Earth. Lauren does spon-con for Chick-fil-A. Linus auditions for the part of Scott Pruitt. Zach is betrayed by our boys in blue. Josh listens intently. This is so sad, Alexa play podcast.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Alexa – Luis Fonsi – Despacito (feat. Daddy Yankee)

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026 – Jeff Sessions, KKKeebler Elf

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What the FUCK is up, gamers? Hope you’re ready for all the big gamer pussy moments fresh from the floor of E3, where this was recorded live and in person! We decided to take a week off from news and just discuss the latest and greatest in heated gaming moments. Join us for the live broadcast of the Twitch Streamer Don’t Say Slurs Challenge! This week, Alex confirms her psychic nature, Josh announces a retirement, Caroline recounts on her time as The Confederate Cinderella, and Lauren loses her entire fucking mind over paper un-shredders.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Caroline, and Alex

Note: we discuss Anthony Bourdain briefly at the start of the episode. If you’re not feeling okay lately, we want to share some resources with you.
US: National Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-273-8255
UK: Papyrus 0800 068 41 41
Canada: CASP
Australia: Lifeline 13 11 14
Thank you so much for listening, we’re glad you’re here!

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – “Evil Men”
Marilyn Monroe – “Happy Birthday”

022 – Stewie Griffin’s Real Voice

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This week, we discuss the horrific Gaza tragedy at length, and then immediately forget we’re doing a politics podcast. Topics include: dodging the YouTube algorithms, Nicole Arbour punching up the jam, the mysterious death of Freddie Mercury, and time-traveling Alex.

Featuring Josh, Alex, Linus and Luna.

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Family Guy Theme Song (Trap Remix) [Bass Boosted]