036 – McCain Drinking A 40 In The Death Basket

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This episode is a eulogy for the Maverick, who recently ejected out of the mortal plane, breaking both arms immediately. We suspect he’ll spend his time in the afterlife nearly doing the right thing, then deciding not to. This week, Zach auditions for SNL. Alex does two podcasts at once. Josh enters the confessional.

Featuring: Alex, Zach and Josh

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Phil Collins – In The Air Tonight

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029 – The Young Pope of Fox News

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This scorching hot week, the hosts all melt together into one gelatinous beast, named HKIPGTD for the sound it makes oozing across the Earth. Lauren does spon-con for Chick-fil-A. Linus auditions for the part of Scott Pruitt. Zach is betrayed by our boys in blue. Josh listens intently. This is so sad, Alexa play podcast.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Alexa – Luis Fonsi – Despacito (feat. Daddy Yankee)

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026 – Jeff Sessions, KKKeebler Elf

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What the FUCK is up, gamers? Hope you’re ready for all the big gamer pussy moments fresh from the floor of E3, where this was recorded live and in person! We decided to take a week off from news and just discuss the latest and greatest in heated gaming moments. Join us for the live broadcast of the Twitch Streamer Don’t Say Slurs Challenge! This week, Alex confirms her psychic nature, Josh announces a retirement, Caroline recounts on her time as The Confederate Cinderella, and Lauren loses her entire fucking mind over paper un-shredders.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Caroline, and Alex

Note: we discuss Anthony Bourdain briefly at the start of the episode. If you’re not feeling okay lately, we want to share some resources with you.
US: National Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-273-8255
UK: Papyrus 0800 068 41 41
Canada: CASP
Australia: Lifeline 13 11 14
Thank you so much for listening, we’re glad you’re here!

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The Taxpayers – “Evil Men”
Marilyn Monroe – “Happy Birthday”

022 – Stewie Griffin’s Real Voice

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This week, we discuss the horrific Gaza tragedy at length, and then immediately forget we’re doing a politics podcast. Topics include: dodging the YouTube algorithms, Nicole Arbour punching up the jam, the mysterious death of Freddie Mercury, and time-traveling Alex.

Featuring Josh, Alex, Linus and Luna.

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Family Guy Theme Song (Trap Remix) [Bass Boosted]

017 – Milk Zuckerberg

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You know that classic relatable feeling when you’re about to start recording a podcast, and then an excerpt from James Comey’s upcoming book comes out that basically confirms the existence of the pee tape, and you have other things to talk about, but all you want to talk about is the pee tape? I think we’ve all been there. Anyway, here’s an episode of our podcast. We cover a broad range of topics, from the pee tape to Mark Zuckerberg to the pee tape. We also talk briefly about the pee tape. Hey, “Alex” is back!

Featuring LunaAlexSam, and Josh.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Coldplay – Yellow

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015 – Ready Number One (2018 Film)

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Great news: we managed to get a week in without having to talk about a new school shooting! That’s right, this episode’s school shooting discussion is about the same ones as last week. What a treat! But it’s not all bad – we’ve also got an extremely high-brow joke about the Forbidden Substance. And no, I’m not talking about the doja we’re blowing! Haha! That’s a thing people say, right?

Featuring LaurenPatrickSamLinus, and Josh.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Demi Adejuyigbe – Rejected Theme Song from READY PLAYER ONE

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013 – Stephen Hawking’s Toe Destruction

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This awful week is finally over! Friends, your hosts are back in the studio and just cannot wait to talk about their favorite personality who made headlines this week, Jake Paul. We also mourn the loss of Stephen Hawking as well as “mourn” Rex Tillerson’s firing, and we celebrate the kids who stuck it to old people this week. Brooks also gets bullied, and we still cannot stop saying the word “yeeks,” sorry.

Featuring Lulu, Lauren, Brooks, Caroline and Josh.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Jake Paul – It’s Everyday Bro

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011 – Leftists Love Cool James

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Great news: this week was relatively less of a total nightmare than recent weeks! That means we get to have a lighthearted episode again, thank god. This week, Brooks drinks intersectional racism juice, Bill Gates drinks doodoo water, and we invent a new slogan for Fiverr. There’s also a discussion of Donald Trump’s thiccness that killed Luna. Whoops! Guess that Patreon goal came true sooner than we expected! (cough cough money please cough)

Featuring Luna, Brooks, Eddy, Josh, and Lauren.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Brad Paisley – Accidental Racist (feat. LL Cool J)

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008 – TRUST the Police

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This week, HKIPGTD officially crosses the Thicc Blue Line. We have two new hosts to help us dance on Tom Brady’s football grave, figure out what the economy is, celebrate MLK Jr.’s sweet new spokesperson gig, and lay bare the many, many sins of Quizno Totino’s (Quentin Tarantino). Plus: Chips for women, Lopunny’s sex positivity, and Valentine’s Gay.

CW for this ep: Sexual assault and rape, from roughly 28:30 to 46:00.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, Caroline and Evan.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Baked Alaska – We Love Our Cops (Official Video) PRO-COP PRO-MILITARY ANTHEM WOW!!!

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005 – The Nintendo Labio

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(CW: discussion of sexual assault)

Well, shoot, folks! Looks like politics is at it again! Kentucky is trying to kill everyone from Kentucky, Trump said the thing about “shithole countries”, TERFs are being TERFs, and the White House officially declared that Trump has the physique of a professional athlete. But it’s not all bad, because Chelsea Manning Is Pokemon Going to Run For Senator. Hopefully we talk about loot boxes enough in this one! Finally, Sam earns his first comedy point.

Featuring Luna, Sam, Josh, Eddy, and Lauren.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The Pest – Voodoo Mambo

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