040 – BKIPGTD

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Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about.

Featuring CarolineLinus, Patrick, and Sam

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Gabriel Gundacker – Zendaya is Meechee

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034 – Literally About A Dog

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CW: discussion of transphobic violence towards children from 20:00-24:33

The Canada Gang + Patrick sit down this week to discuss all sorts of wonderful (read: terrible) things going on in the world, such as: Elon’s Wild Ride, Nazi’s try and fail to organize again, The first major-party transgender gubernatorial candidate in US history, Our funny president doing slurs and eating secrets, Aretha Franklin (Sad), Tom Perez (Mad), and Chris Hardwick (Bad). It’s my first time editing so if anything sounds bad it was an artistic choice.

Featuring Evan, Linus, Matt, and Patrick

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Neil Cicierega – Smooth

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031 – Jordan “Gollum ‘Stitch’ Smeagol” Peterson

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We got him, folks. We here at HKIPGTD launched our funny Trump balloon over London and he resigned immediately. Now that that’s taken care of, we can talk about the REAL issues: roasting everyone, finding regular ways to use pig heads, and how to do a Jordan Peterson voice. And as always, thanks for listening to our podcast, HKIPGT

Featuring AlexBrooks, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Ted Nugent – Wang Dang Sweet Poontang (live)

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029 – The Young Pope of Fox News

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This scorching hot week, the hosts all melt together into one gelatinous beast, named HKIPGTD for the sound it makes oozing across the Earth. Lauren does spon-con for Chick-fil-A. Linus auditions for the part of Scott Pruitt. Zach is betrayed by our boys in blue. Josh listens intently. This is so sad, Alexa play podcast.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Alexa – Luis Fonsi – Despacito (feat. Daddy Yankee)

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027 – Dental Tootherism

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What’s up, war criminals? Time for another DISRUPTIANO as we try desperately to not talk about the horrible news from America’s southern border and instead talk about which of our hosts we’re going to kill, interesting biological facts about elected representation and legal weed. Also, Sam gets mad about Detroit: Become Human again.

Featuring Matt, Sam, Linus and Evan.

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Music Used:

The Taxpayers – “Evil Men”
Ditty.It – “Pizza and Pasta Song”

025 – Cleaning Out the Spam Box

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Sorry this episode is a bit disorganized! It’s been a week. But if you think that’s going to stop us from saying our standard detestable garbage, hey, I guess you don’t know this podcast very well! This week: Linus’s dad gets doxxed, Luna gets censored, Matt has some issues with Bill Clinton, and Sam makes the most shameful mistake of his life.

Featuring SamMattLuna, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Tim and Eric – Doo Dah Doo Doo

BONUS EPISODE – Ontario Hellection (featuring Emma)

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Howdy fellow Canadians! If you’re reading this, it’s on or after polling day in Ontario and we’re either in hell or in a different, slightly more left-leaning hell! If you’re American, this episode can help you get acquainted with Canada’s Biggest* Province and some of the hosts (and friends!) within its parliamentary system!

We had a couple of technical issues so we lost hosts over the course of the episode, just like how Doug Ford wants the province to run! HEYOO!!!

Featuring Matt, Linus, Evan, Andi and special guest Emma!

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Shark Tank – Out For A Rip

*by population and self-importance

023 – The Elusive Threenis

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The gang is back and mostly intact for another week of Elon After Dusk, the Elon Musk fancast! Step into the rhyme zone with us as we discuss Elon Musk crytyping, Elon Musk’s funny lever, Elon Musk’s worse Verrit, Elon Musk’s putrid son Thrush, and more! Oppan President Style!

Featuring SamMatt, Evan, Linus, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Neil Cicierega – Bustin

022 – Stewie Griffin’s Real Voice

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This week, we discuss the horrific Gaza tragedy at length, and then immediately forget we’re doing a politics podcast. Topics include: dodging the YouTube algorithms, Nicole Arbour punching up the jam, the mysterious death of Freddie Mercury, and time-traveling Alex.

Featuring Josh, Alex, Linus and Luna.

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Family Guy Theme Song (Trap Remix) [Bass Boosted]

021 – Waka Flocka McConnell

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Welcome back to The Week in Stupid! Linus, Eddy, Caroline, and Lauren are here to give you the brain worms you’ve been wishing for by discussing our very capable President Deals, Rihanna our newest Pope That Fucks, and how much we can’t stand Elon Musk (surprise!). Also, we do our best Tim the Tool Man impressions and try to figure out straight culture.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – “Evil Men”
OG Maco – “12 Bricks”

Featuring Linus, Eddy, Lauren and Caroline

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