041 – Big Dick Synergy

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We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it’s 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess???

Featuring ZachPatrick, and Sam

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Between the Buried and Me – Ants of the Sky

I Heart Hiroshima – Teef

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040 – BKIPGTD

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Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about.

Featuring CarolineLinus, Patrick, and Sam

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Gabriel Gundacker – Zendaya is Meechee

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039 – Antz (1998 Film)

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I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over.

(CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in)

Featuring Sam, Sara, and Patrick.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band – Ant Man Bee

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038 – Thanks for Nothing, Cardi B

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This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it’s just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we’re joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt’s original vision for EPCOT! Other topics of discussion include Jeff Bezos age regression, Cardi B’s failure to save New York politics, and doing a Christ Air into your local CEO.

Featuring: Lauren and Sam

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
David Ogden Stiers – Mine, Mine, Mine

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035 – Reach Into Your Local Trade Union

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Here in 2018, what we know for sure is that Powerthirst is funny and that capitalism is the most reasonable distribution of resources. Just ask Verizon! This week the squad talks new names, vape games, popping big bottles for the big man Manafort and manages three separate times to discuss internet culture minutiae. We’re extremely online, just don’t report us to Doug Ford!

Featuring: Sam, Sara, Eden, Matt and Lauren

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The Coup – The Guillotine

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033 – Our Man’s Sky

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Happy Space Force! All the hosts on this week met in person last weekend, and they all lived! Now the gamers are back and they get into the important stuff like space force, Saudi Arabia threatening to do a 9/11, old video games, space force and a dating app that really screwed the pooch.

Featuring Lauren, Sara, Caroline, Sam and Matt.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The World Ends With You – Countdown: Final Day

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