Can it be…? Has the smooth sailing arrived at last? Friend of the show Lauren joins us once again to discuss S04E08, “Dancing With the Stars”, an episode that none of us hated! In fact, it was mostly fine! Milton has some moments, and Daniel has some moments, and Ruben has some moments, and Jack is Jack, but, you know! Other than that, pretty watchable! This week… it’s Ben? Don’t forget to subscribe to us on TruTube!
Breathe easy this week, because it’s S04E07, “Cute”, an episode that is relatively watchable by Secret Life standards. It’s season 4, and now when entire relationships are thrown aside like they might as well have never happened, we like it! It’s just funny! This week, we kind of almost like the episode. But not as much as Dancing With the Stars!
Good news! We’ve finally found it: the worst episode of the show! It’s S04E06, “Don’t Go in There!”, a truly miserable, awful time! Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s all smooth sailing from here 🙂 This week, it turns out there really is no limit to how low this show can sink. That’s entropy, baby!
This episode’s mostly about Garfield!
On a scheduling note — our traditional recording night of Thursday has become inconvenient for most of the hosts, so we’re shifting to recording Fridays or Saturdays.
Edit: There was an audio issue with this episode which I fixed, so apologies if it shows up twice in your feed! Sorry! Fuck! – alex
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Ready to Party – Desirée Goyette
Good news! We’ve finally found it: the worst episode of the show! It’s S04E05, “Hole in the Wall”, a truly miserable, awful time! Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s all smooth sailing from here 🙂 This week, there’s a fire starting in our hearts. This week, there’s a fire starting in our hearts.
Teens, I hope you have your funny fake Nevada IDs, because it’s cognac season! We’re here to talk about S04E04, “One Foot Out the Door”! Another bad one! Thank god! Paul Perlove is at it again, and we really hate to see it. This man hates Amy and Adrian so much! And Grace too, I think? And people with depression? And, uh, people who do nails? Paul, you need to chill. This week, Jordan just will not stop doing his taxes. April 15th, don’t forget!
Messy episode incoming! We’re here with Roy of the show Roy to talk about S04E03, “When Opportunity Knocks,” and then to talk about it again two days later after Roy’s computer bluescreened halfway through the episode! Shoutout to Discord voice recording bot Craig, without whom this episode wouldn’t exist! Anyway, this episode is bad. Grace is not a person, George is a very bad person, Jack thinks it’s season 3 again, you know the drill. This week, we talk way too much about Game of Thrones. Sorry!
Remember the dress? Well, now it’s for gamers. But now instead of black and blue, we’re red and nude about Professor Deals. Please pull up a tactical gaming chair and join Roy, Sam, and Sara for a normal one on this week’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! #FREEROY
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Calum Bowen – Snipperclips Main Theme
HEY! I’M TYPING THIS ENTIRE DESCRIPTION IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS EPISODE OF SECRET LIFE, S04E02, “ANOTHER ONE OPENS”, IS SO INCREDIBLY SUBTLE THAT I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN FOLLOW WHAT’S GOING ON HERE! BRENDA HAMPTON IS REALLY FLEXING HER WRITING MUSCLES THIS WEEK, AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOUR FAVORITE CANNING BOYS ARE HERE TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE DEEP SUBTEXT. THIS WEEK, IMAGINE JORDAN SAID SOMETHING FUNNY AGAIN. GOODBYE, GRANDMA!
We’re back! The Canning boys are so thrilled to return to our normal scheduled Juergen’ It with S04E01, “When One Door Closes”! Is it good? No. Is it watchable? Yes! You can watch it – as long as your screen is in front of you, where screens go! Things are still a bit of a bummer from the season 3 finale, but the writing is… competent, and we’ll take it! It’s all pretty tolerable, aside from the stuff with Ruben. And Ashley. And Leo. And Kathleen. This week, we’re finally going back to the church scene. Don’t forget to tweet!