031 – Jordan “Gollum ‘Stitch’ Smeagol” Peterson

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We got him, folks. We here at HKIPGTD launched our funny Trump balloon over London and he resigned immediately. Now that that’s taken care of, we can talk about the REAL issues: roasting everyone, finding regular ways to use pig heads, and how to do a Jordan Peterson voice. And as always, thanks for listening to our podcast, HKIPGT

Featuring AlexBrooks, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Ted Nugent – Wang Dang Sweet Poontang (live)

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056 – hank from breaking bad

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it’s Season 5 Episode 13 this week, Some Like it Hoth. it’s dharma time, and Miles tells Hurley all about his dad, and the two of ’em?? they get along famously!! they’re best friends this episode and it’s great. meanwhile, the backstory features hank from breaking bad in the crossover event of the decade. we crack wise about k-pop and farts in this one, so maybe not our strongest. or maybe the greatest podcast ever recorded! you decide.

030 – Elon Musk’s Cave Story

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Disclaimer: Discord was having a lot of issues on the day of this recording, so the episode is a bit rough at times. Nothing we can do about it, sorry! This week, we discuss the correct pronunciation of Twenty One Pilots, learn about famous Bretts, and get grandfathered into lizardom. Here lies Discord… peperony and chease.

Featuring LunaLaurenZach, Caroline, and Evan.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

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029 – The Young Pope of Fox News

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This scorching hot week, the hosts all melt together into one gelatinous beast, named HKIPGTD for the sound it makes oozing across the Earth. Lauren does spon-con for Chick-fil-A. Linus auditions for the part of Scott Pruitt. Zach is betrayed by our boys in blue. Josh listens intently. This is so sad, Alexa play podcast.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Alexa – Luis Fonsi – Despacito (feat. Daddy Yankee)

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028 – An Awfully Hot Coffee Pot

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I hope you’re all ready for some freaking civility, because we’re at our most polite and restrained this week. When the Supreme Court’s got you down, just remember there’s one silver lining: you can always get a UTI! Also, congratulations to Yung Challenger!

Featuring SamLuna, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Eminem – The Storm

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053 – the little man

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this week it’s Season 3 Episode 16, and it’s time to say goodbye to Juliet, as it’s her very last episode!! this time, we learn about how she took a lot of horse tranquilizer to get to the island, and also how Ben can cure cancer…….. or CAN he??? this episode rules, y’all. genuinely wild episode with twists, turns, and thrills. please enjoy!

027 – Dental Tootherism

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What’s up, war criminals? Time for another DISRUPTIANO as we try desperately to not talk about the horrible news from America’s southern border and instead talk about which of our hosts we’re going to kill, interesting biological facts about elected representation and legal weed. Also, Sam gets mad about Detroit: Become Human again.

Featuring Matt, Sam, Linus and Evan.

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Music Used:

The Taxpayers – “Evil Men”
Ditty.It – “Pizza and Pasta Song”