052 – two truths and a lie

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hey!! this week it’s Season 2, Episode 23, Live Together Die Alone (Part 1). in the setup episode to the grand finale of the Button Season, we get an incredibly drunk Desmond berating everything he sees. we also learn about how he wanted to sail around the world to win back a lost love, which is a super sensible plan. finally, in honour of a year of podcasting, we put our listeners through a little… let’s call it an Exercise of Trust.

026 – Jeff Sessions, KKKeebler Elf

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What the FUCK is up, gamers? Hope you’re ready for all the big gamer pussy moments fresh from the floor of E3, where this was recorded live and in person! We decided to take a week off from news and just discuss the latest and greatest in heated gaming moments. Join us for the live broadcast of the Twitch Streamer Don’t Say Slurs Challenge! This week, Alex confirms her psychic nature, Josh announces a retirement, Caroline recounts on her time as The Confederate Cinderella, and Lauren loses her entire fucking mind over paper un-shredders.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Caroline, and Alex

Note: we discuss Anthony Bourdain briefly at the start of the episode. If you’re not feeling okay lately, we want to share some resources with you.
US: National Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-273-8255
UK: Papyrus 0800 068 41 41
Canada: CASP
Australia: Lifeline 13 11 14
Thank you so much for listening, we’re glad you’re here!

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – “Evil Men”
Marilyn Monroe – “Happy Birthday”

051 – glortons

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good morning! this week it’s Season 6 Episode 7, Dr. Linus. Ben, the show’s central antagonist and by all accounts an irredeemable monster, finds redemption because he’s sad. all it took was being forced to dig his own grave!! of course, in an alternate timeline, Ben’s living as a high school teacher and Locke says he should be principal. meanwhile, Bean and James do a bit of math and also figure out just how much they could’ve gotten away with when writing the alternate timeline. it gets a little wild!!

025 – Cleaning Out the Spam Box

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Sorry this episode is a bit disorganized! It’s been a week. But if you think that’s going to stop us from saying our standard detestable garbage, hey, I guess you don’t know this podcast very well! This week: Linus’s dad gets doxxed, Luna gets censored, Matt has some issues with Bill Clinton, and Sam makes the most shameful mistake of his life.

Featuring SamMattLuna, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Tim and Eric – Doo Dah Doo Doo

BONUS EPISODE – Ontario Hellection (featuring Emma)

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Howdy fellow Canadians! If you’re reading this, it’s on or after polling day in Ontario and we’re either in hell or in a different, slightly more left-leaning hell! If you’re American, this episode can help you get acquainted with Canada’s Biggest* Province and some of the hosts (and friends!) within its parliamentary system!

We had a couple of technical issues so we lost hosts over the course of the episode, just like how Doug Ford wants the province to run! HEYOO!!!

Featuring Matt, Linus, Evan, Andi and special guest Emma!

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Shark Tank – Out For A Rip

*by population and self-importance

050 – locke’s twin brother bocke

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happy episode 50! can you believe it?? this week it’s Season 3, Episode 3, titled Further Instructions. it’s about John Locke’s quest to have a big think about an airport, and save Mr. Eko from a polar bear. of course, this all reminds us of his past life on a hippie commune full of weed. it’s definitely an episode and a half. meanwhile, Bean presents some basketball theories and James does some foley work. thanks for listening!!

024 – Huddled Masses, I Don’t Feel So Good…

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*NOTE* This is episode had a few audio issues originally, so this version is the correct one! Thanks for your patience!*

Hey gamers! Are you ready for hot takes about the coolest new game Detroit: Become Human? Well you’re in luck! In between all of our gaming, we also talked to special guest Suzy about what it’s like to try and teach children in this current political climate, Puerto Rico, the Mysteries of Melania, a lot of presidential pardons, and whether you can look at your own butt. Also, we celebrate some important anniversaries!

Featuring: Evan, Sara, Sam, and Suzy

Note: we mention briefly Chelsea Manning and how glad we are she’s safe and doing okay. If you aren’t feeling okay lately, we want to share some resources with you.
US: National Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-273-8255
UK: Papyrus 0800 068 41 41
Canada: CASP
Australia: Lifeline 13 11 14
Thank you so much for listening, we’re glad you’re here!

Music Used:
Tax Payers – “Evil Men”
“The Central Command” (EE&E Remix)

049 – platinum!

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this week it’s Season 1, Episode 22, Born to Run!! very little springsteen in this episode sadly, but a whole lotta Kate! we learn about her sordid past again, where she swindles a doctor. on the island, folks are getting the raft ready to go, but then someone poisons Michael!! who could do this?? what could their motivations possibly be?? also Walt is psychic now, and that’s always fun. we also break down a very important character stat. love the show, love the podcast, love to listen to two goobers!

023 – The Elusive Threenis

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The gang is back and mostly intact for another week of Elon After Dusk, the Elon Musk fancast! Step into the rhyme zone with us as we discuss Elon Musk crytyping, Elon Musk’s funny lever, Elon Musk’s worse Verrit, Elon Musk’s putrid son Thrush, and more! Oppan President Style!

Featuring SamMatt, Evan, Linus, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Neil Cicierega – Bustin