019 – The Topper’s Pizza Party Hour

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This week, like every other week, is brought to you by Canadian pizza powerhouse, Topper’s Pizza! Enjoy as all of our Canadian hosts, plus Sam, bring you a pizza-fueled hour of the nightmare hellscape we all call life! Scott Pruitt? More like Scott Pepperon-itt! So come on down to your local Topper’s, and fill your gas tank with our sweet ‘za! Remember: at Topper’s, you belong to us!

Featuring Evan, Linus, Matt, and Sam.

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Pizza Kids – We Like Pizza

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044 – mad popper

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this week its Season 1 Episode 20, called Do No Harm, and it’s all about Jack trying to save Boone’s life!! but as you and i know… he fails. but dammit if he doesn’t literally give up gallons of his own blood to give it his all, in this good episode. also Claire has a whole entire baby!! in the flashbacks, Jack gets married, and in our dumb conversations, we prove that language is meaningless. it’s a fun one, this one, this ep of the podcast.

018 – The Fellatio of Marilyn Manson by the Coward Marilyn Manson

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Welcome to this week’s installment of The Misandry Minute! This time, we spend an hour disrespecting men! There’s some other stuff, but it’s mostly that first thing. If you have any stories about hating men, please send an email to WeAllHateMen@Fuckmen.com. Also, please e-mail us to tell us if you want Family Guy to bring back Brian! This is our crusade now.

Featuring LunaLauren, and Patrick.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Dr. Dre – The Next Episode ft. Snoop Dogg, Kurupt,  and Nate Dogg

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043 – a clue to die for

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season 5 episode 4… The Little Prince!! that’s right baby, it’s time travel time. folks are bleedin out their noses, and Sawyer sees a baby get born. meanwhile, off the island, someone’s trying to take Aaron from Kate!! who could it be?? who could know the TRUTH about the BABY?????? well it’s Ben for no reason, so don’t worry. Bean and James ruin whatever party you’re attending and talk some shit about political cartoons from the 1890s. hey, thanks for listening!

017 – Milk Zuckerberg

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You know that classic relatable feeling when you’re about to start recording a podcast, and then an excerpt from James Comey’s upcoming book comes out that basically confirms the existence of the pee tape, and you have other things to talk about, but all you want to talk about is the pee tape? I think we’ve all been there. Anyway, here’s an episode of our podcast. We cover a broad range of topics, from the pee tape to Mark Zuckerberg to the pee tape. We also talk briefly about the pee tape. Hey, “Alex” is back!

Featuring LunaAlexSam, and Josh.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Coldplay – Yellow

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042 – lost finale explained

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this week it’s Season 1 Episode 21, the Greater Good. the gang mourns beloved Boone, and everyone is pissed at Locke about it, especially our current protagonist, Sayid!! we also learn about the time the CIA convinced Sayid into convincing his old college roommate to commit a truly horrible crime. and y’know what?? it turns out to be maybe the best episode of the show we’ve watched yet. in honor of this episode’s quality, we take some time to really boil down and explain the finale of lost, once and for all. thanks

016 – WetWarioASMR.mp3

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Luna is back, and she finally has the bionic leg of her dreams! Thanks, Obama! That was so nice of him to do that surgery for her. Good thing, too, because otherwise Sam was going to kinkshame ASMR without any opposition, as he should. Luna also sits down with friend of the show Ambious to talk about the recent IDF attack on Palestinian protesters, because it wouldn’t be a week on earth without something horrific happening. Also, we come up with some alternative names for EPA administrator Scott Pruitt, just in case he decides his current one doesn’t have enough pizzazz.

Featuring LunaSamMatt, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Simple Plan – I’m Just a Kid

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041 – a tony for terry

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this week it’s Season 4 Episode 11, Cabin Fever. it’s all about Locke, Ben and Hurley’s adventures trying to find a cabin, to get away from it all, y’know? also a Military Coup happens on a freighter. in the distant past, we see Locke’s as an infant, as a toddler failing a Ricky test, and as a lean mean teen. and hey, just keep your eyes on Broadway, folks, cause you might just see….. a familiar face 😉