037 – 50 First Bowls of Chili

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What a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we’ve got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington… maybe more! I guess you’ll have to listen to find out, because I just ate a big bowl of chili before writing this description and don’t remember what happened in the episode. For more information, visit http://forgotmychildren.fart/.

Featuring: Sara, Zach, Eden, and Caroline

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Eminem – Shady CXVPHER

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062 – chef boyardee

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if you love a good multi-fauceted show, you’ll love our podcast about the show Lost. this week it’s Season 5 Episode 9, Namaste. a plane crashes on an island, again!! Frank and Sun hang out and get spooked. meanwhile, thirty years ago, the gang gets used to life in the Dharma Initiative. we also sing a few songs and laugh about how the hat of a chef looks. we’re having fun and hopefully, you are too!

038 – Pain and Gain (2013)

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Drink down that steroid smoothie and bust out that copy of C+C Music Factory’s Gonna Make You Sweat! This time around, the guys take a look at Michael Bay’s true crime film Pain and Gain. Also, Juan picks nits about movies set in Miami, and Derek has a long hard think about the telegeny of performers.

This episode’s recommendations:

Southland Tales

The Rock

036 – McCain Drinking A 40 In The Death Basket

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This episode is a eulogy for the Maverick, who recently ejected out of the mortal plane, breaking both arms immediately. We suspect he’ll spend his time in the afterlife nearly doing the right thing, then deciding not to. This week, Zach auditions for SNL. Alex does two podcasts at once. Josh enters the confessional.

Featuring: Alex, Zach and Josh

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Phil Collins – In The Air Tonight

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061 – shrapnel and debt

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welcome back to the show where we watch Lost in the Long Order. this week it’s Season 1 Episode 3, Tabula Rasa. the first proper single hour episode of the show stars… Kate!! on the Island, a man is dying and nobody’s happy about it. and in the Past, Kate is a criminal despite being a girl. James fails to talk about Latin and Bean says “cranked” too much. thank you… for listening!

007 – Sheesh!

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Welcome back to your favourite podcast! Alex and Stephanie are here to chat about episode 7 of Sex and the City: The Monogamists. But, more importantly, we’re also here to question the lack of a gritty Wild Thornberrys reboot, start some blowjob discourse, and laugh about a funnie boob. Which girl is the secret McElroy sister? Which was our valid-dick-torian? Listen to find out, and mow hay every day!