EPISODE SEVENTY ONE: The Covenant

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Folks, I’m gonna be up front with y’all – this is a rough one. Blair and Satah (beloved guest and creator of our incredible Schlocktober theme song!) go on like a 10 minute tangent about Homestuck shipping. And that’s not even the only shipping tangent we go on. Welcome to The Covenant, folks! Luna sums up the plot in about 60 seconds, and we spend the rest talking about nothing that relates to it! It’s Schlocktober, baby, get with it!

In addition to boiwitches, we also talk about That Centrist Feeling, Yowie!, Bad Theatrical Releases, A/B/O Dissertation, A Horrifying Amount of Time Spent on Homestuck Shipping, Fearbaiting Enemy AU (Feargating!), Garold: Destroyer of Laptops, and Skateboard CGI.

RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 SebStans, your hosts had the following to say: LUNA: There was one SebStan in this movie so it gets a one. BLAIR: Half a SebStan. One Seb. SATAH: I sighed a bunch. 0.25 SebStans.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

  • Alters
  • WHY?’s Alopecia
  • Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
  • The Bright Sessions

Intro/outro courtesy of Satah! Check them out on twitter @nuditea, or find their music at http://peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com/!

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