041 – Big Dick Synergy

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We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it’s 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess???

Featuring ZachPatrick, and Sam

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Between the Buried and Me – Ants of the Sky

I Heart Hiroshima – Teef

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040 – BKIPGTD

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Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about.

Featuring CarolineLinus, Patrick, and Sam

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Gabriel Gundacker – Zendaya is Meechee

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039 – Antz (1998 Film)

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I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over.

(CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in)

Featuring Sam, Sara, and Patrick.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band – Ant Man Bee

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034 – Literally About A Dog

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CW: discussion of transphobic violence towards children from 20:00-24:33

The Canada Gang + Patrick sit down this week to discuss all sorts of wonderful (read: terrible) things going on in the world, such as: Elon’s Wild Ride, Nazi’s try and fail to organize again, The first major-party transgender gubernatorial candidate in US history, Our funny president doing slurs and eating secrets, Aretha Franklin (Sad), Tom Perez (Mad), and Chris Hardwick (Bad). It’s my first time editing so if anything sounds bad it was an artistic choice.

Featuring Evan, Linus, Matt, and Patrick

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Neil Cicierega – Smooth

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020 – Adjusting For Inflation

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Choo choo! You hear that? That’s the sound of us pulling into the Inflation Station for another great episode of Adjusting For Inflation, the furry podcast about everyone’s favorite kink! Join Lulu, Brooks, Patrick, and Sam as they talk about the in(flation)s and outs of the fetish in the current political climate! This episode: what’s the scoop on pumping up those truck nuts you’ve got?

Featuring Lulu, Sam, Patrick, and Brooks

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Tobyfox – Megalovania

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018 – The Fellatio of Marilyn Manson by the Coward Marilyn Manson

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Welcome to this week’s installment of The Misandry Minute! This time, we spend an hour disrespecting men! There’s some other stuff, but it’s mostly that first thing. If you have any stories about hating men, please send an email to WeAllHateMen@Fuckmen.com. Also, please e-mail us to tell us if you want Family Guy to bring back Brian! This is our crusade now.

Featuring LunaLauren, and Patrick.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Dr. Dre – The Next Episode ft. Snoop Dogg, Kurupt,  and Nate Dogg

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015 – Ready Number One (2018 Film)

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Great news: we managed to get a week in without having to talk about a new school shooting! That’s right, this episode’s school shooting discussion is about the same ones as last week. What a treat! But it’s not all bad – we’ve also got an extremely high-brow joke about the Forbidden Substance. And no, I’m not talking about the doja we’re blowing! Haha! That’s a thing people say, right?

Featuring LaurenPatrickSamLinus, and Josh.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Demi Adejuyigbe – Rejected Theme Song from READY PLAYER ONE

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014 – Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

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Sooner or later, we’re going to have to stop even mentioning how bad every week is. Hey, bad week! Take our hand as we trudge through a river of bad news and you shall be rewarded with some great* impressions and discussions of our favorite Wikia sites. Sometimes you just have to do anything you can possibly do to stay off topic. Hey, y’all remember Chuck? *note: impressions may not actually be great. Also, here’s the Justin Trudeau emoji.

Featuring PatrickSamMatt, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
DRYNX – Brown Wine

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012 – Women Virginia

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Ladies, rev up your fryers! It’s International Women’s Day, and McDonald’s has a treat for you: it’s the letter W! Aren’t you glad? In case that’s not enough to make your week great, Donald Trump is getting sued, and video games are illegal. Hooray! Look’s like God’s been watching Game of Thrones, because women are finally on top (of a pole outside of your local McDonald’s).

Featuring Patrick, Sam, Matt, Caroline, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Justin Timberlake – I’m Lovin’ It

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009 – Secret Patreon Garfield Comics

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Hello, friends. This episode starts with an apology for how heavy the last one was, and then immediately becomes extremely heavy because we live in a nightmare world. We do our best to keep things light on this podcast as much as we can, but!!! You know!!! Fortunately, we managed to get some great goofs in about video game titties and Jon Arbuckle’s questionable but 100% canonical beverage choices.
(Note: when we’re talking about Subnautica, we mistakenly refer to the Funnie Attack Helicopter Tweet as being from the lead developer – we meant sound designer. Whoops!)

Featuring Luna, Evan, Matt, Patrick, and Sam.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Waka Flocka Flame – Hard in da Paint

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