Oops! Whoops! Uh oh! Sorry! We were wrong again! The show is bad again! We’re here talking for way too long about S04E14, “Smokin’ Like a Virgin”, and it sucks. This episode doesn’t feel like it was written by a human person, which is weird because Brenda wrote it! Hm! Do you think this means anything? This week, we’re crying with our eyes. Hashtag!
On the Juergen’ It Patreon, we spent February through April this year watching and discussing the famous Just Say Me episode of Secret Life, over and over again. Our plan was to do it weekly until the subscribers voted for us to stop, but our hiatus unfortunately threw a wrench in those plans. However, at long last we have reunited for one last foray into the twisted masturbatory mind of Brenda Hampton, after which we took it upon ourselves to act out the episode from memory. We had so much fun with this one, we decided to put it on the regular podcast feed! If you listen to this episode and are wondering, “huh, that was really great content and I loved it, but what were those weird jokes that I didn’t understand? There was something about Alice being magic, and I didn’t have the context but I still loved it so much?” then consider heading on over to the Patreon and throwing in just a dollar a month to get access to the whole series! Just something to think about!
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Big changes this week! Sam and Jordan have been replaced by the critically acclaimed hip-hop duo $kall1on Pancake and King Drugzz, who are here to “rap” with you (haha) about S04E11, “The Games We Play”! …Just kidding! I was just “playing a game” with you, (haha,) this is still Sam and Jordan! This week, we’re rolling in graduation money. Thaaaat’s Hollywood!
This week, on a very special Juergen’ It, we discuss S04E10, the very nearly well-titled “4-1-1”! You know phones? The writers just found out about them and they’re panicking. I don’t even know what else to say about this one. The writers have issues. You’ll see! This week, we welcome new character Ethan to Small Town LA. Well, uh, bye, Ethan!
We’re back! It’s been a few weeks, and the show is [checks notes] bad again! We’re here discussion S04E09, “Flip Flop”, and oops I just realized as I’m writing this that we forgot to do a Titlewatch, so here it is: sure! This title accurately describes the bad events of this episode! Why did Ben and Adrian get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks. This week, we’re sippin’ on Arnold. And, like we always say, piece tell me or coment!
Can it be…? Has the smooth sailing arrived at last? Friend of the show Lauren joins us once again to discuss S04E08, “Dancing With the Stars”, an episode that none of us hated! In fact, it was mostly fine! Milton has some moments, and Daniel has some moments, and Ruben has some moments, and Jack is Jack, but, you know! Other than that, pretty watchable! This week… it’s Ben? Don’t forget to subscribe to us on TruTube!
Breathe easy this week, because it’s S04E07, “Cute”, an episode that is relatively watchable by Secret Life standards. It’s season 4, and now when entire relationships are thrown aside like they might as well have never happened, we like it! It’s just funny! This week, we kind of almost like the episode. But not as much as Dancing With the Stars!
Good news! We’ve finally found it: the worst episode of the show! It’s S04E06, “Don’t Go in There!”, a truly miserable, awful time! Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s all smooth sailing from here 🙂 This week, it turns out there really is no limit to how low this show can sink. That’s entropy, baby!