034 – Harvard Gender School

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CW: Talk about bones breaking for a couple minutes in the questions section (the question is about this subject so you’ll know when it’s coming!)

This week your hosts have braved a truly awful episode of Sex and the City for you. We even dragged in a very special guest to suffer with us, friend of the show Josh! The episode of the week is season 3 episode 4, Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl… and hoo boy, the title is just the tip of the iceberg. Carrie dates a bisexual man, Charlotte does drag, and as you can imagine the writers handle both of these topics with absolutely no problems that make us want to die. Meanwhile, Miranda freaks out about domesticity with Steve, and your hosts discuss ancient internet culture that Alex was too baby for.

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Episode 76: The Enigma of Adriana Fault

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Messy episode incoming! We’re here with Roy of the show Roy to talk about S04E03, “When Opportunity Knocks,” and then to talk about it again two days later after Roy’s computer bluescreened halfway through the episode! Shoutout to Discord voice recording bot Craig, without whom this episode wouldn’t exist! Anyway, this episode is bad. Grace is not a person, George is a very bad person, Jack thinks it’s season 3 again, you know the drill. This week, we talk way too much about Game of Thrones. Sorry!

Sam | Jordan | Roy

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058 – Veto O’Fork

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This episode was nearly lost a dozen times, what you hear now has been edited together from at least 7 separate audio tracks. My roommates were loud, I dropped a fork on myself, Craig died thrice, weird audio desync, and no preparation. It all comes together to give you a very special free form jazz episode of HKIPGTD, risen from the ashes. We talk about Beto, Mueller, Trudeau, and some other stuff in between our collective exasperation. Let my frankenstein sing into your ears.

Featuring: BrooksAlex Leafcrunch, and Patrick(who also edited)

Music Used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Spanish Flea – Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass

Episode Fifty: Orange Julius Is The Illuminati

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If you see a less caffeinated version of this episode walking around, let us know so we can join forces. Until then, let me introduce you to the evil (?) twin: a full hour of someone audibly using a fidget spinner kicked off by someone else saying “Teens Lit AF”. It’s Animorphs book 32, The Separation, and the hosts are… of two minds about it. Bwomp bwooooomp

In addition to a truly iconic cover, we discuss: I’ve Become Superhuman For Finding Fucking Ingredients, Rachel’s Astrological Chart, Orange Julius Androids, and Gut Check

Referenced media: We Fooled The Internet w/ Fake Justin Bieber Photo, Mystify Your Mind screensaver

083 – the northern passage

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it’s Pilot Part 2 this week!! remember the start of the show? the gang is still raw from a Plane Crash and Sawyer is very racist. Boone and Shannon are here too, remember them? a mountain is tall, a crew assembles, a hike occurs… and tensions flare!! meanwhile we roast landlords everywhere, remember lyrics, consider “Bad Weed”, and figure out a theory about where exactly the island might just be in. it’s our favourite island ever, baby!

010 – I Plan My Goofs Out in Advance (Round 1, Part 10)

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This episode features three celebrated auteurs from three different countries, and a fourth guy who thought making The Godfather twice as long and ten time more impenetrable was a good idea. And also some digressive NSFW goofiness off the top because Isabelle will make “melt Derek’s brain at the top of the show” a bit come hell or high water.

This week’s matchups:
A Separation v. The Elephant Man
Seven Samurai v. Gangs of Wasseypur

See the bracket [SPOILERS AHEAD]
Drop us a line: middlebrowmadness@gmail.com
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Follow Derek on Twitter: @derek_g

EPISODE 133: Possession (1981)

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Welcome back, y’all! After a month of thoughtful meditation and furry conventions, Sara’s returned with former guest and friend of the show Alex to talk about 1981’s ~controversial horror piece~ Possession! Get ready to roam the subway station while listening to your hosts cover topics such as: What Morrissey Might Look Like, The Movie Where Willem Dafoe Gets His Dick Cut Off, Straight Couples With Shared Tinder Accounts, and Another Fursona!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Megan Thee Stallion
Coloring Book – Chance the Rapper
Intro and outro music done by Satah; you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!
Editing done by Blair Kitsch; you can find him by howling wildly into the unforgiving darkness.

033 – My Little Cumrag

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I hope you’re ready for the titty tally to fly off the charts, because this week’s tits and bush count was out of this world. This week we’re discussing season 3 episode 3, Attack of the 5’10” Woman, which surprisingly has little to no attacking. We’re finally blessed with a Miranda plot sans class traitor Steve, and it’s extremely good! We also discuss our Natasha headcanons, figure out which Beyonce songs are best to bone to, and give all our love to women of every height possible.

57 – Women Be Anthony

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Remember the dress? Well, now it’s for gamers. But now instead of black and blue, we’re red and nude about Professor Deals. Please pull up a tactical gaming chair and join Roy, Sam, and Sara for a normal one on this week’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! #FREEROY

Featuring Sara, Roy (punished), and Sam
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Calum Bowen – Snipperclips Main Theme

Episode 75: Ronnie (Ronald) and Bonnie (Bonald)

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HEY! I’M TYPING THIS ENTIRE DESCRIPTION IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS EPISODE OF SECRET LIFE, S04E02, “ANOTHER ONE OPENS”, IS SO INCREDIBLY SUBTLE THAT I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN FOLLOW WHAT’S GOING ON HERE! BRENDA HAMPTON IS REALLY FLEXING HER WRITING MUSCLES THIS WEEK, AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOUR FAVORITE CANNING BOYS ARE HERE TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE DEEP SUBTEXT. THIS WEEK, IMAGINE JORDAN SAID SOMETHING FUNNY AGAIN. GOODBYE, GRANDMA!

SAM | JORDAN

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