Category: Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

Not a threat, just a fact!

8 – TRUST the Police

This week, HKIPGTD officially crosses the Thicc Blue Line. We have two new hosts to help us dance on Tom Brady’s football grave, figure out what the economy is, celebrate MLK Jr.’s sweet new spokesperson gig, and lay bare the many, many sins of Quizno Totino’s (Quentin Tarantino). Plus: Chips for women, Lopunny’s sex positivity, and Valentine’s Gay.

CW for this ep: Sexual assault and rape, from roughly 28:30 to 46:00.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, Caroline and Evan.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Baked Alaska – We Love Our Cops (Official Video) PRO-COP PRO-MILITARY ANTHEM WOW!!!

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7 – Henry Krangsinger

What’s up, gamers? This week we’re talking about a variety of topics, some bad, some worse. The HKIP gang weigh in on Chelsea Manning’s weird Cernovich thing, Woody Allen defenders, and Trump’s fun Mueller problem. Also, we finally make our opinions on cops known! After that, we clear out our backlog of questions, fantasize about Joe Kennedy’s wet mouth, and decide once and for all when it’s okay for white people to say the N word.

Featuring Luna, Alex, Sam, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Kanye West – Gold Digger

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6 – Conflict Oopsies

Hey fellow #Resistance soldiers! We’re back at it again on the online with your favourite politics podcast that sometimes discusses the intricacies of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. This week, we discuss Canadian racism, another God damn school shooting, making Football Racist Again and Meryl Streep playing liberal improv. Also Jeff Bezos? More like Jeff BOZO!

Featuring Matt, Brooks, Zach, and Patrick.

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The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Killa $al – More Krazy Money

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5 – The Nintendo Labio

(CW: discussion of sexual assault)

Well, shoot, folks! Looks like politics is at it again! Kentucky is trying to kill everyone from Kentucky, Trump said the thing about “shithole countries”, TERFs are being TERFs, and the White House officially declared that Trump has the physique of a professional athlete. But it’s not all bad, because Chelsea Manning Is Pokemon Going to Run For Senator. Hopefully we talk about loot boxes enough in this one! Finally, Sam earns his first comedy point.

Featuring Luna, Sam, Josh, Eddy, and Lauren.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The Pest – Voodoo Mambo

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4 – Movieball

Wow, Hollywood! What a great place, where the stars are out in droves and it’s close to the beach! This week on HKIPGTD, once we’re done giving ourselves an award for how good we are at podcasting, we’re talking about the Golden Globes and how every celebrity is a piece of garbage. We also revisit our old pal Sheriff Joe, commit illegal slander against James Damore, and formally welcome two of our podcasters to the white race.

Featuring Sam, Matt, Alex, and Patrick.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Sleater-Kinney – Bury Our Friends

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3 – The Hillary Clinton Amiibo

It’s time for Episode 3 of HKIPGTD! It’s a new year, and as always everything is terrible. Trump waves his dick around on Twitter, then uses it to wave away voter fraud. Ontario’s minimum wage hits $14 and Tim Horton’s doin’ Wage ‘Xtortion. Special guest Daniel @tirentu Fournier helps discuss Magic: The Gathering’s very own Pizzagate. The gang recaps Yu-Gi-Oh.

Featuring the return of Luna and Lauren, as well as newcomers Zach, Josh and podcast celebrity Andi!

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Yu-Gi-Oh! Theme Song

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2 – An Increasingly Militarized Barrel

Hello and welcome to Episode 2 of HKIPGTD! We were marred by a few technical issues this week but we sorted most of them out in post, except for our half-baked leftist takes but what would the podcast be without ’em! Featuring a wholly different cast from Episode 1, we discuss Daddy Trudeau, weed legalization, the benefits of fucking aliens and the leftist infighting over what colour Gumby is. Also somehow, they let us on iTunes and Google Play! Please water us with some nice reviews.

Featuring Matt, Alex, Linus, Brooks and Eddy.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
No More Heroes 2 OST – Bit Side: Bug Out Last 1

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1 – Satanist Toddlers

Hello and welcome to the inaugural episode of your new favorite leftist politics podcast with a rotating cast of internet SJWs, Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going to Die! It’s not a threat, just a fact. Don’t worry, we’ll be constantly reassuring you of that at all times, because we don’t want to go to prison. For our first episode we’re mostly talking about predictions for 2018, how Doug Jones has no spine, and how all Republicans are absolutely, definitely lizard people. Please let us be on iTunes.

Featuring Luna, Sam, Patrick, and Lauren

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
LuigiBlood – Fuck Bees

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Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

HKIPGTD is reborn like the phoenix, to be about whatever, because you do not need to be getting actual news from us and unfortunately online is real life in full now. But we all love and each other and wanted to hang out, so we game!

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Henry Kissinger IS Pokemon Going To Die, it’s not a threat, just a fact. Created by and for the extremely online, let our rotating cast of SJWs guide you through just what the hell is happening around us.

Theme song is Evil Men by The Taxpayers. Show art is by Dr. A.