Episode 97: Brenda Hampton Has No Rights

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We did it! Four seasons complete! That’s a whole year of television, which is when a show ends. But first, we have to talk about S04E24, “Love Is Love”. What if, last episode, but with more overt homophobia? Fortunately, Producer Lauren is here to enjoy it with us, except for the part where Sam had to physically restrain her because she was getting too mad. This week, Ricky and George aren’t the worst characters. How fun for us!

Sam | Jordan | Lauren

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063 – Subway: It Gives You Titties

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Lauren and Alex Leafcrunch are coming at you this week to have a little barista chat and then talk about Jacob Wohl’s latest hilarious failure, Caster Semenya’s case against the IAAF, the possibility of a tumblr buyout, a brief beverage ASMR intermission, the Theranos documentary, Doug Ford’s cellphone shenanigans, Burger Moods, the cyberbullying of Sonic, and the podcast vampire of Luminary

Featuring  alex leafcrunch and Lauren   
Edited by Patrick

Music Used
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Burger King – #FeelYourWay

Link to thread mentioned by alex about Doug Ford

Episode 81: Crash Into Me

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Can it be…? Has the smooth sailing arrived at last? Friend of the show Lauren joins us once again to discuss S04E08, “Dancing With the Stars”, an episode that none of us hated! In fact, it was mostly fine! Milton has some moments, and Daniel has some moments, and Ruben has some moments, and Jack is Jack, but, you know! Other than that, pretty watchable! This week… it’s Ben? Don’t forget to subscribe to us on TruTube!

Sam | Jordan | Lauren

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053 – Unsolicited Dick Nixon Pic

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Hello! Join us this week as we talk about the presidential announcements from Officer Kamala Harris and Overlord Howard Schultz, DHS entrapment, Jussie Smollett, The Dirty Man Of Mike Rowe, Jeff F*ck, and probably some other stuff

Featuring: LaurenRoy, and Sam
Edited by Patrick

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Utada Hikaru – Sanctuary

048 – Mom Boot Goofin’

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Call us the Oscars, because we needed a new host! Two of them, actually! But like we’re not gonna fire them, like what the Oscars did to Kevin Hart. Look, it’s hard being topical, okay? Either way – please welcome our two new hosts, Alex (Leafcrunch) and Roy (Fuckwarlock)! They’re our newest additions to the roster and we’re really excited to have them. Join us as we mourn the death of George Homework Bush at the hands of his tragic No Nut November accident, mourn the loss of female-presenting nipples from Tumblr at the hands of the bastard man David Karp, and mourn the death of Lauren’s Homestuck-free lifestyle at the hands of the podcast Hamsteak!

Featuring Alex LeafcrunchRoyPatrick, and Lauren

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Tumblr: The Musical – Vlogbrothers

043 – A Very Sharp Katana

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Let’s just get one thing straight, here. There is nothing funny about sending a b*mb to Alec Baldwin. Just something we have to clarify since we have so many listeners at the NSA! Anyway, this week was bad, as so many of them are. It’s Halloween though, kind of, so that’s something! In the spirit of the season, this episode is sponsored by GameDie.

Featuring LaurenPatrick, and Sara. Edited by Sam.

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass – Spanish Flea

The Living Tombstone – Spooky Scary Skeletons (Remix)

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Episode 54: Clean and Clear Presents: The Embryo Controversy

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Hey, teens. Are you feeling tired? Does your skin suck? Well, have we got the podcast for you! It’s S03E08, “The Sounds of Silence”, and we’re joined by Lauren from HKIPGTD to talk about our favorite Clean & Clear products, and also the episode! Madison and Lauren have some questionable plans and Ben decides he needs to be more like Ross from Friends, and that all sucks, but at least we get one truly pure, nice scene from Brenda for once! This week, Sam and Jordan sell out. Shoutout to J Squad!

Sam | Jordan | Lauren

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038 – Thanks for Nothing, Cardi B

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This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it’s just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we’re joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt’s original vision for EPCOT! Other topics of discussion include Jeff Bezos age regression, Cardi B’s failure to save New York politics, and doing a Christ Air into your local CEO.

Featuring: Lauren and Sam

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
David Ogden Stiers – Mine, Mine, Mine

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035 – Reach Into Your Local Trade Union

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Here in 2018, what we know for sure is that Powerthirst is funny and that capitalism is the most reasonable distribution of resources. Just ask Verizon! This week the squad talks new names, vape games, popping big bottles for the big man Manafort and manages three separate times to discuss internet culture minutiae. We’re extremely online, just don’t report us to Doug Ford!

Featuring: Sam, Sara, Eden, Matt and Lauren

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The Coup – The Guillotine

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033 – Our Man’s Sky

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Happy Space Force! All the hosts on this week met in person last weekend, and they all lived! Now the gamers are back and they get into the important stuff like space force, Saudi Arabia threatening to do a 9/11, old video games, space force and a dating app that really screwed the pooch.

Featuring Lauren, Sara, Caroline, Sam and Matt.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The World Ends With You – Countdown: Final Day

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