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Episode 4 – Woke Heated Rivalry, Ontario Salo

January 18, 2026

Episode Notes Woke Heated Rivalry. Horny Corner Gas. Salem’s sincere Heated Rivalry take. Indiana Jones but More Gore. Hockey Culture. Open Discussion on Religion. Loads. Gender Troubles. Abusive God Theory. Can Art Objectively Good? Canadian Tire family. Dunton Tower. They/Them Rumpelstiltskin. Nepo Babies. Sour Cream Glazed. Segments include: Nuke Toronto GTA Driver of the Week What’s Killing Mitch? Three Stars of the Week Mitch’s Life

S3E1 – He’s Oopstairs

January 15, 2026

They sent a little movie boy with a sword to kill us but he didn’t finish the job! Special Grade Snax is BACK! With new names, new takes, yet the same deep desires to get the answers to the questions that REALLY matter: What’s the least sexual death possible? And how can we get it to happen to this fucking guy we hate? Intro and

Ep.92 – Grey Pollen: Tabletop Campaign Debrief (Re-Edit)

January 15, 2026

Everyone’s here because a while back we played a ttrpg campaign (along with our friends Pat and Dan) set in Emory’s Grey Pollen universe. Hear about a silly eel, regular goat, spicy bun, mantis wizard, and others. The campaign got really weird, y’all. Also there’s this one guy; they’re calling him the white Bumbu. Our artwork features portraits by all 4 hosts, as well as

#7 – Mr. War Crimes

January 15, 2026

We watched episodes 13 & 14 of Beatbreak. Emory, Izzy, and Morg discuss the new Naruto characters who have suddenly appeared in the show, as well as the world’s most powerful volcel, not being invited to Kyo’s polycule, and, of course, 9/11. Theme music by 05lucy Twitter | Discord | Tumblr | Bsky Find the hosts elsewhere: Morg – Twitter | Tumblr | Bsky Emory

Grey Pollen: Tabletop Campaign Debrief

January 14, 2026

Everyone’s here because a while back we played a ttrpg campagin (along with our friends, Pat and Dan) set in Emory’s Grey Pollen universe. Hear about a silly eel, regular goat, spicy bun, mantis wizard, and others. The campaign got realy weird, y’all. Also there’s this one guy; they’re calling him the white Bumbu. Our artwork features portraits by all 4 hosts, as well as

Episode 3 – Gay Don Cherry, Piss Truths

January 9, 2026

Episode Notes Gay Don Cherry, French Don Cherry, Well-Meaning Laurentian Elite, Michael Keaton, Jack Frost, Junior Hockey, The Soo Segments: SEPERATE THE ART FROM THE ARTIST (XMAS EDITION) HOCKEY GUY OF THE WEEK MOLSON CANADIAN THREE STARS OF THE WEEK GTA DRIVER OF THE WEEK LIFE ADVICE FOR MITCH ATTACK ON CANADIAN VALUES HOTLINE Find out more at https://the-tragically-woke.pinecast.co

Ep.91 – Shithell: Maid AP 3: Wedding?

December 31, 2025

All the hosts are here, so you are regrettably invited to the wedding of Moira Harker to Jeremy Rich. Does it go off without a hitch? Will they remain together through sickness and shithellth? Only one way to find out… Our artwork features portraits by all 4 hosts, as well as Dani Diaz, Velvet Lily, Malus Draco, and Lauri Saunders Discord | Tumblr | Cohost

S11E24: It Was Peak

December 29, 2025

As we say goodbye to the rotten year of 2025 (good riddance), we must also say goodbye to the greatest season of television ever created. G1 season 2 is an entirely unhinged, nonsensical, at times funny on purpose (but usually not) clusterfuck of a show. It is the true essence and embodiment of Reagan era toy commercial tv in all the best and worst ways.