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Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

8 – TRUST the Police

This week, HKIPGTD officially crosses the Thicc Blue Line. We have two new hosts to help us dance on Tom Brady’s football grave, figure out what the economy is, celebrate MLK Jr.’s sweet new spokesperson gig, and lay bare the many, many sins of Quizno Totino’s (Quentin Tarantino). Plus: Chips for women, Lopunny’s sex positivity, and Valentine’s Gay.CW for this ep: Sexual assault and rape, from roughly 28:30 to 46:00.Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, Caroline and Evan.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Baked Alaska – We Love Our Cops (Official Video) PRO-COP PRO-MILITARY ANTHEM WOW!!!TumblrTwitterFacebook

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February 9, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

5 – The Nintendo Labio

(CW: discussion of sexual assault)Well, shoot, folks! Looks like politics is at it again! Kentucky is trying to kill everyone from Kentucky, Trump said the thing about “shithole countries”, TERFs are being TERFs, and the White House officially declared that Trump has the physique of a professional athlete. But it’s not all bad, because Chelsea Manning Is Pokemon Going to Run For Senator. Hopefully we talk about loot boxes enough in this one! Finally, Sam earns his first comedy point.Featuring Luna, Sam, Josh, Eddy, and Lauren.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men The Pest – Voodoo MamboTumblrTwitterFacebook

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January 19, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

3 – The Hillary Clinton Amiibo

It’s time for Episode 3 of HKIPGTD! It’s a new year, and as always everything is terrible. Trump waves his dick around on Twitter, then uses it to wave away voter fraud. Ontario’s minimum wage hits $14 and Tim Horton’s doin’ Wage ‘Xtortion. Special guest Daniel @tirentu Fournier helps discuss Magic: The Gathering’s very own Pizzagate. The gang recaps Yu-Gi-Oh.Featuring the return of Luna and Lauren, as well as newcomers Zach, Josh and podcast celebrity Andi!Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Yu-Gi-Oh! Theme Songhttps://hkipgtd.tumblr.com/

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January 5, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

1 – Satanist Toddlers

Hello and welcome to the inaugural episode of your new favorite leftist politics podcast with a rotating cast of internet SJWs, Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going to Die! It’s not a threat, just a fact. Don’t worry, we’ll be constantly reassuring you of that at all times, because we don’t want to go to prison. For our first episode we’re mostly talking about predictions for 2018, how Doug Jones has no spine, and how all Republicans are absolutely, definitely lizard people. Please let us be on iTunes.Featuring Luna, Sam, Patrick, and LaurenMusic used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men LuigiBlood – Fuck…

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