042 – Donald Trump’s Oral Promise

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We’re getting S E X Y this episode, and each host has something carnal to bring to the table! Join us as we recount this surreal week and talk about Elizabeth Warren going to The Max for some shakes with Screech! We also all get our 23andMe tests and find out just what percentage of religion we all are! Sara gets her percentages down. Zach takes us to the Gamer Corner. Alex reveals her true identity, and then does it again.

Featuring Zach, Alex, and Sara

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

The Beach Boys – Wouldn’t It Be Nice

041 – Big Dick Synergy

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We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it’s 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess???

Featuring ZachPatrick, and Sam

Music Used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Between the Buried and Me – Ants of the Sky

I Heart Hiroshima – Teef

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037 – 50 First Bowls of Chili

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What a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we’ve got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington… maybe more! I guess you’ll have to listen to find out, because I just ate a big bowl of chili before writing this description and don’t remember what happened in the episode. For more information, visit http://forgotmychildren.fart/.

Featuring: Sara, Zach, Eden, and Caroline

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Eminem – Shady CXVPHER

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036 – McCain Drinking A 40 In The Death Basket

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This episode is a eulogy for the Maverick, who recently ejected out of the mortal plane, breaking both arms immediately. We suspect he’ll spend his time in the afterlife nearly doing the right thing, then deciding not to. This week, Zach auditions for SNL. Alex does two podcasts at once. Josh enters the confessional.

Featuring: Alex, Zach and Josh

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Phil Collins – In The Air Tonight

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030 – Elon Musk’s Cave Story

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Disclaimer: Discord was having a lot of issues on the day of this recording, so the episode is a bit rough at times. Nothing we can do about it, sorry! This week, we discuss the correct pronunciation of Twenty One Pilots, learn about famous Bretts, and get grandfathered into lizardom. Here lies Discord… peperony and chease.

Featuring LunaLaurenZach, Caroline, and Evan.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

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029 – The Young Pope of Fox News

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This scorching hot week, the hosts all melt together into one gelatinous beast, named HKIPGTD for the sound it makes oozing across the Earth. Lauren does spon-con for Chick-fil-A. Linus auditions for the part of Scott Pruitt. Zach is betrayed by our boys in blue. Josh listens intently. This is so sad, Alexa play podcast.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Alexa – Luis Fonsi – Despacito (feat. Daddy Yankee)

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028 – An Awfully Hot Coffee Pot

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I hope you’re all ready for some freaking civility, because we’re at our most polite and restrained this week. When the Supreme Court’s got you down, just remember there’s one silver lining: you can always get a UTI! Also, congratulations to Yung Challenger!

Featuring SamLuna, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Eminem – The Storm

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016 – WetWarioASMR.mp3

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Luna is back, and she finally has the bionic leg of her dreams! Thanks, Obama! That was so nice of him to do that surgery for her. Good thing, too, because otherwise Sam was going to kinkshame ASMR without any opposition, as he should. Luna also sits down with friend of the show Ambious to talk about the recent IDF attack on Palestinian protesters, because it wouldn’t be a week on earth without something horrific happening. Also, we come up with some alternative names for EPA administrator Scott Pruitt, just in case he decides his current one doesn’t have enough pizzazz.

Featuring LunaSamMatt, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Simple Plan – I’m Just a Kid

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014 – Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

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Sooner or later, we’re going to have to stop even mentioning how bad every week is. Hey, bad week! Take our hand as we trudge through a river of bad news and you shall be rewarded with some great* impressions and discussions of our favorite Wikia sites. Sometimes you just have to do anything you can possibly do to stay off topic. Hey, y’all remember Chuck? *note: impressions may not actually be great. Also, here’s the Justin Trudeau emoji.

Featuring PatrickSamMatt, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
DRYNX – Brown Wine

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012 – Women Virginia

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Ladies, rev up your fryers! It’s International Women’s Day, and McDonald’s has a treat for you: it’s the letter W! Aren’t you glad? In case that’s not enough to make your week great, Donald Trump is getting sued, and video games are illegal. Hooray! Look’s like God’s been watching Game of Thrones, because women are finally on top (of a pole outside of your local McDonald’s).

Featuring Patrick, Sam, Matt, Caroline, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Justin Timberlake – I’m Lovin’ It

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