Bad news, folks! We’re playing Chapter 5 of Yakuza 0: An Honest Living, but the living is far from honest. But in these trying times, sometimes the hero you need is a large landlord wearing a goofy white suit and a pair of nerd glasses. This week, we learn of a new delicious way to distract the cops, pick out a brand new suit (but not that one), and begin LandlordQuest. On the side, we’re supervising a little boy’s adult vacation and experiencing a genuine Miracle. I’ll meet you at Serena!