Argyle

Mmm! What's that smell? Smells like piping hot fried octopus balls, brushed with an unctuous sauce, striped with creamy mayonnaise, and sprinkled with savory bonito. What're those things called again? Cinnabon Delights? We're talking about Chapter 7 of Yakuza 0: A Dark Escape. This week, we're discovering a whole new way to knock someone out, beginning our Cabaret Club adventure, and seeing a whole new side of Wen Hai Lee. On the side, we get wrapped up in dubious medical testing and meet a man with a stranger's face and a very particular set of skills. Grab me a Baja…

Bad news, folks! We're playing Chapter 5 of Yakuza 0: An Honest Living, but the living is far from honest. But in these trying times, sometimes the hero you need is a large landlord wearing a goofy white suit and a pair of nerd glasses. This week, we learn of a new delicious way to distract the cops, pick out a brand new suit (but not that one), and begin LandlordQuest. On the side, we're supervising a little boy's adult vacation and experiencing a genuine Miracle. I'll meet you at Serena!

Uh oh, Majima's gotta do a hit! We're talking about Chapter 4 of Yakuza 0: Proof of Resolve. This week, we experience a shameful UFO catcher moment, bust a move, meet God Hands himself, and go on an irritating sneaking mission. On the side, we meet a dedicated busker and shape Japanese fiscal policy for years to come. Holy shitballs! Jordan's Twitter: https://twitter.com/bradypusrex Argyle's Twitter: https://twitter.com/argyle_funk Join the PGG Discord: https://discord.gg/ztT5jCP

It's showtime! We're hitting the brightly-lit streets of Sotenbori, Osaka and heading to the glamorous Cabaret Grand! That's right, it's time to meet our second protagonist: Goro Majima! This week, we're talking about customer service fantasies, non-lethal neck snapping, diaper-man gyrations, and the efficacy of Little Lumber vs Big Swords. On the side, we do a Boyfriend Deception and meet a genuine, bona fide dragon. The customer is god.

Lets take it from the top! Argyle and Jordan hit the streets of Kamurocho to play Chapter 2 of Yakuza 0: The Real Estate Broker in the Shadows. This week, we're talking about a mysterious stand user, jeering the dishes, going full-on Beast Mode, and Mr. Shakedown's Dietary Habits. Where's the dom?!