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Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

65 – The Drawing And Quartering Of Mickey Mouse

Milkshakes, DUCK! This week the squad convenes to bid farewell to the Krassensteins, bemoan the ultimate failures of pinning leftist hopes on elections, pope ventriloquism and why eating onions is radical praxis.At one point Matt forgets which criminal courts are stationed in The Hague, and does not correct himself on air, yes he googled it afterwards don’t @ him.Featuring Eden, Patrick and Matt. Matt edited.Music Used The Taxpayers – Evil Men Kelis – Milkshake

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May 25, 2019

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

62 – Dirt for Jared

Dirt for Jared. Dirt for Jared.Matt and Patrick are here to talk about dirt for Jared, Alberta, which is famously covered in dirt, and other things but those have less to do with dirt and Jared. Dirt for Jared.Featuring Matt and Patrick Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Johnny Cash – HurtDirt for Jared.

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April 20, 2019

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

58 – Veto O’Fork

This episode was nearly lost a dozen times, what you hear now has been edited together from at least 7 separate audio tracks. My roommates were loud, I dropped a fork on myself, Craig died thrice, weird audio desync, and no preparation. It all comes together to give you a very special free form jazz episode of HKIPGTD, risen from the ashes. We talk about Beto, Mueller, Trudeau, and some other stuff in between our collective exasperation. Let my frankenstein sing into your ears.Featuring: Brooks, Alex Leafcrunch, and Patrick(who also edited)Music Used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Spanish Flea –…

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March 15, 2019

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

56 – Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Man (2018 Film)

Do you ever rise from your grave because you thought of another great nickname for your politics podcast? No? Just us? Special guest Eddy comes out of retirement for this very special episode of Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die!Featuring Caroline, Eddy, and Patrick Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Elvis Presley – Hound Dog

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March 1, 2019

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

52 – Team America: World Police (2004 Film)

Where were you when Donkey Kong said “trans rights”? If you were the President, you were probably overseeing a coup in Venezuela. In other words, it’s a slow news week in 2019. Caroline and Patrick welcome Linus back home and settle in for a normal one. Apologies for the uneven audio levels near the end.Featuring: Patrick, Linus, Caroline Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Eminem – Without Me

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January 26, 2019

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

50 – The Purge 6: Joshua Tree

Bezos is filing for divorce? Folks, he should be filing his taxes! Join Sam, Patrick, Sara and Josh as they discuss the bipartisan agreement to be weird about AOC, the President saying “build my own wall or get poisoned, no government this year.” (paraphrased), and more as 2019 continues to shape up as a normal one. Fuck! We didn’t make a joke about “Josh”ua Tree.Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara, Josh. Edited by alex leafcrunch.Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers U2 – Where The Streets Have No Name

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January 11, 2019

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

HKIPGTD State Of The Union 2019

A thankaroo from us to you. It’s been a really great experience to do this show for a year and so we put something together to say “Thamk Yuo”While you’re here let me also extend my (patrick) and our (assorted non-patrick) thanks to: Sara, for getting us all off our asses to actually get the show going Sam, for doing so much of the heavy lifting re:editing in the beginning and also in the now Matt, for giving our show a place to call home Brooks and Eddy for providing the wonderful community that brought us all together (crank naysh…

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January 4, 2019

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

49 – One Point Seven Dollars

It’s almost 2019, and it’s time to reflect on the very normal year we’ve had, and turn our eyes forward to the very normal year to come. It’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! How much will Sam personally donate to fund the border wall? Which politician’s fetish will become public knowledge next year? Tune in for the answers to these questions, and more.Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara. Edited by alex leafcrunch.Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men ~Oingo and Boingo~ – Makoto Yasumura, Motoko Kumai and Hidenobu Kiuchi

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December 28, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

48 – Mom Boot Goofin’

Call us the Oscars, because we needed a new host! Two of them, actually! But like we’re not gonna fire them, like what the Oscars did to Kevin Hart. Look, it’s hard being topical, okay? Either way – please welcome our two new hosts, Alex (Leafcrunch) and Roy (Fuckwarlock)! They’re our newest additions to the roster and we’re really excited to have them. Join us as we mourn the death of George Homework Bush at the hands of his tragic No Nut November accident, mourn the loss of female-presenting nipples from Tumblr at the hands of the bastard man David…

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December 7, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

47 – ZOBONEMAFOO

Another week in hell, folks! Or should I say two weeks because the Americans had their fake November Thanksgiving last week and non-Americans like the one editing and writing this description were working. This week the gang talks Tungle.hell, GamesDoneQuick, Laura Loomer’s four hour tantrum and the fact that climate change will kill us all. It’s worst case Ontario out here, folks. Also, Trump gets stuck in another bucket of syrup, how’s he gonna get out of thi- oh he’s out? Ah, well, nonetheless.Featuring Sara, Caroline and PatrickMusic used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Gila – Beach House

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November 30, 2018

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