Can it be? A part of the Snyder Cut that we actually like? No, not really, but it turns out Part 5, "All the King's Horses", is the least worst part so far! What a nice treat for us, relatively speaking. The superheroes who are still not called the Justice League have dug up Superman's corpse and are going to bring him back to life! Is that a good idea? I don't know, because everyone kind of lost interest in discussing that. At least the Atlanteans and Amazons agree that it's not. If only any of them were here! (We…
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Get your hacking USBs ready, because we've got a heist this week! It's Kyle XY S02E10, "House of Cards", and our favorite trio of Kyle, Declan, and Tom Foss are going to break into Madacorp. How will that go? Foss is involved, so probably really well! Meanwhile, Ballantine's evil plan to break up Nicole and Stephen's marriage for some reason is progressing for some reason. If only Stephen hadn't left his butt stuff in the hotel room! Come on, Stephen! Anyway, that's gonna do it for this episode description. I gotta get going or I'm gonna miss the Pachelbel's Canon…
We've made it to part 4 of the Snyder Cut, "Change Machine", and Zack said we were processing the story too easily so he decided to make it a little harder. Turns out Steppenwolf didn't realize the planet where he's finding the Mother Boxes was the planet where the Mother Boxes are? What? And Cyborg and Aquaman had their character arcs offscreen. Good for them! Don't you hate understanding the characters in a movie? What a relief! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
Finally, an episode for us '90s kids! It's S02E09, "Ghost in the Machine", and Lori has decided that she wants to go see the murder forest - but, uh oh, that's where Zyzzx used to be! What will happen? A bunch of flashbacks to Zyzzx in 1992, it turns out! Will Kyle get a Skip-It? Will Josh listen to *NSYNC? Which Scooby-Doo character is Amanda? Find out the answers to all these questions and more! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Ah! Okay, here we go! The true Snyder Cut begins now, with part 3, "Beloved Mother, Beloved Son". We've finally met all of our heroes, and that's great. Cyborg is God, and the Flash is quippy, and Batman is rich, and that's all great! The movie is good! There's slow-motion flying hot dogs, and underwater British accents, and what if your dad gave you all the nukes? All I can say to that is, "yes!" Thanks, Zach! Yahoo! Cinema is back, baby! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
Religion fans, rejoice! We're watching S02E08, "What's the Frequency, Kyle?" and it's another faith-focused episode. William's estranged father is in a coma, but will Kyle be able to talk to the angels in time to fix their relationship? Will Josh finally stop calling Kyle an alien and recognize him as the prophet he is? Will Declan watch The Cable Car Diaries with Lori?! Oh, also, some stuff happens with Hollandaise and Jessi. It's probably fine. Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
I hope you like LORE!!! This week, we're watching part 2 of the Snyder Cut, "The Age of Heroes", and we've got tons of the stuff! Steppenwolf's backstory? Check! 5000 year old drawings of Darkseid? Check! Extraneous CGI battle over narration? Check, check, check! Explanation for why Steppenwolf lives in a cooling tower in an abandoned Russian nuclear power plant with a big alien slab in the center? Uh... we'll get back to that one later, maybe! He just likes it, I guess? It's toxic, and that's good! :-) Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
Three cheers for Moms' Rights! This week we're joined by Helga, one of the two or three people on the planet who have seen every episode of Kyle XY, to discuss S02E07, "Free to Be You and Me"! It's allegedly an episode about gay rights, but is it really? I guess you'll have to ask one of the gay characters on this show what they think! Good luck! While you're looking for one, we'll just be sitting here clapping and cheering for Josh... but what else is new? Haha! Sam | Jordan | Helga Twitter | Patreon | Discord |…
We're alive! Whip-Snap gave us the killing high-five but we've got more work to do. The Snyder Cut is out! Who could have seen this one coming? This week, we're watching part 1, "Don't Count on It, Batman". Is it good? Did it fix the problems? No, but it was nice of them to chop it into pieces of watchable lengths at least. We will now show Zack Snyder our appreciation for this in the traditional way: by singing him a song and sniffing his sweater. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
We've got a wild episode for you this week! It's S02E06, which is genuinely titled "Does Kyle Dream of Electric Fish?" Kyle unlocks a new power and immediately levels it up into a new, less plausible power. It's like late season 1 all over again! I love this boy! Meanwhile, Josh goes on his first date... or does he? No, because he already went on a date in season 1, but also, or does he? Really makes you think... or does it? Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube