10 – Anxiously Flossing

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It’d be easy to look at the title of episode 10, “Disaster Arises,” and get worried, but lucky for us, we’ve got the Twin Teens of Grant High, Juergen’ It‘s Sam and Jordan Canning, here to help us. Turns out there’s actually zero difference between this week’s episode and The Simpsons S08 E159 “A Milhouse Divided” (1996), except maybe that this one is brought to you by Fortnite.

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Fortnite Battle Royale – Floss, arr. & perf. by Recorder Legend

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PodRecesses Extended Universe “Special” #1: Characters

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Hey, stuff is kinda weird this week, but since schedule slip is forbidden in the Cloud Recesses, we’ve got a bit of meta for you today! In this “special” “””episode””” we talk all about the characters in this show/novel/ice cream ad vehicle, because there’s a lot of ’em, and they’ve got about 5 outfits between them all. Guest disciple Scout helps us as we navigate back and forth between regular vampire times and double vampire times, separate your -juns from your -bigboys, and determine who can Come Home! Enjoy!

Intro: Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee – Despacito, arr. & perf. by Eelin Lim
Outro: The same, perf. by Wei Jie Tong

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09 – Xuanwu of Cuddles :)

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It is with a heavy heart that we must announce that episode 9, “Same Boat” (Same Boat!) is the Wei Wuxian callout episode. Aside from temporarily cancelling our twink twunk protagonist, we also spend this one discussing Morrissey voiceclaims, the Legend of Total Chaos, and what level of cultivation you have to reach in order to grow nipples. Just kind of a tragic one all around!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: War – Low Rider, arr. & perf. by Caroline

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08 – Wen Mao Official “Mr. Ten Years” Anniversary Collection

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Sometimes you lose at sports. Sometimes your dad has you help him do fascism to make up for it. Just kind of a Wen thing! Friends of the show Val Flightcub and Alex Leafcrunch join us for episode 8, “The Indoctrination,” as we head to autocracy summer camp, engage in some wordplay, and eat a whole hell of a lot of women-respecting pods. #LetLanZhanSayBoobies

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Lil Nas X – Old Town Road, arr. & perf. by JadonDrew

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07 – DEMON DUDEZ (2002 4Kids Entertainment Production)

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Large comrades? Stiletto acrylics? Nepotism? Symphonic prog outfit Yes’s worst 1970s output? This episode’s got a little something for everyone, and our resident sports scholar Caroline and Ghostbusters authority Christina are here to help us sort it all out!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: BackStreet Boys – I Want It That Way, perf. by Karltaris Smith

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06 – Oppa Prestige Television Style

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And we’re back! Today on MDZS, Wei Wuxian gets expelled from magic school and suffers the worst punishment possible: watching his friend’s parents argue in front of him. Meanwhile, guest cultivation partners Sarah and Scout join us in talking about historical #fits, finding a neurotypical, and analyzing cinematic parallels with some deep Noisespace Family lore.

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Joren de Bruin – Cascade, perf. by ArtOrnOt

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05 – Ahh! Sasuke! My Nipples!

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Short, sweet, and gay: that’s episode 5, “Heretic Path,” for you! Wei Wuxian does the normal teenager things of weaponizing evil and giving the gift of wildlife, while we do the normal adult podcast host things of evaluating cinematic Naruto parallels and reminiscing about LiveJournal.

We’re gonna have to take next week off, but in the meantime, come join us on our Discord channel!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Ramin Djawadi – Game of Thrones Theme, arr. & perf. by Astya Soarine

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04 – Jesse McMinute Pilot Episode

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Ah sah, dude? This episode was really short, but we managed to make a full podcast out of it! Mostly by talking about what’s the worst thing to feel when you’re swimming (spoiler alert: it isn’t pee). Hop aboard our stolen raft, join us in welcoming a surprise comrade to the resistance, and give a big shoutout to the Noisespace sect!

ALSO: I’m a big goof and forgot to mention that we now have a Discord! You can join it! Witty phrase to end this section!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Red Hot Chili Peppers – Under the Bridge, arr. & perf. by Stephen Cumberworth

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03 – Nie Aaah Aagh I’m Dying You Idiot

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Hey, we got through a flashback episode without making a funnie time travel joke! Anyway, we’re here to talk about episode 3, “Pursuing Studies.” Wei “Wei “Wi-Fi” Ying” Wuxian unleashes his terrible ideas and insufferable personality on everyone in magic school. Anybody else wondering why peepee hurt?

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Berlin – Take My Breath Away, arr. & perf. by Edwin

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02 – Baby Fight

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Sorry for disappearing on y’all, but at least it was only for 2 weeks and not 13 years! Today we get to join Wei “Wi-Fi” Wuxian as he does a lot of math, reunites with [FUNNIE ONE PUNCH MAN JOKE THAT FALLON DOESN’T APPRECIATE], and invokes the most powerful figure in death metal to do his work for him. Don’t forget to bring your rich nephew!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: Culture Club – Karma Chameleon, perf. by Valentina Rotondi

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