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75 – A Boy Mystery

"Loyalty" arc? More like "BOYalty" arc! Professional Boy Enjoyer Kay of Special Grade Snax joins us this time to read chapters 83 and 84! Our nice wet friend Mr. Wen gets a zombie birthday, Jiang Cheng goes to Pride, Lan Wangji gives Wei Wuxian (platonic) uppies, and all of the juniors be on they damn phones. Also, we take a look at the newest season 3 donghua trailer, where the coffee is excellent, the bussy game is ridiculous, and the little guys go around on their tricycles. Jiggy says Gaa Goo in it so it's the best one so far.…

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74 – Family Guy Bloody Moments

This week, returning guest cultivator and resident Fossologist Jordan joins us to read chapters 81 and 82, parts 3 and 4 of the "Loyalty" arc, and contemplate the meaning of Gaa Goo! Su She reincarnates into George Lucas, Nie Huaisang invents MLMs, Ouyang Zizhen gets a good voice, and Wen Ning tries out a less specified role. By the way, please accept our apologies on behalf of Jiang Cheng. He committed two unforgivable sins but he became Catholic afterward. Best mecision he's ever made! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro:…

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73 – Dage Pog

Persons of Justice unite! Today we're reading chapters 79 and 80, parts 1 and 2 of the "Loyalty" arc, two very good chapters where a guy who sucks gets publicly owned! Su She gets copyright claimed, Wei Wuxian has a goo, Lan Wangji gets diagnosed with Handsome Boy Disease, and your hosts are on #AmogusWatch2k21. A good episode, in our opinions, aside from the worst Google Translate Essence Collection segment ever! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Imagine Dragons - Believer, perf. by Rec0rderMast3r Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne…

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72 – Trou Drop Checkpoint

Folks, we are back, and we are approaching you with three awful chapters and 6.90 Textile King of the show Sarah! We're looking at the "Nightfall" arc (chapters 76, 77, and 78), which sure is the part of the novel ever. Everyone is doing Arthur fist, we bid a fond farewell to a beloved wifeguy, Crocodile Dundee pays a visit, and Wei Wuxian once again becomes the damn Joker. Plus, we discover what it takes to really make a failson, and we ask perhaps the most important question of them all: what if it was the Loud Recesses? Intro: Carly…

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PodRecesses Extended Universe 2: The Beginner’s Guide + Recap

While Fallon is once again fighting their way out of the California Burial Mound, Roy is joined by friend of the show and newcomer to the cultivation world Rainer to have a nice relaxing four-hour discussion about what exactly Mo Dao Zu Shi is! That's what you do over two years into a podcast about a topic, after all. In "My Dinner with Roy," find out what exactly this media property is, what a cultivator is, how names work, and, since this is a recap episode, everything that's happened in the novel through chapter 75! And please stick around even…

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71 – Call Me Precum Cause I Be Dripping

Happy Homestuck Day! We're honoring the occasion by discovering all the ways in which MDZS and Andrew Hussie's [VALUE JUDGMENT REDACTED] webcomic are exactly the same! Then we read chapter 75, "Distance--part II," a good chapter where Wen Ning gets his brain back and immediately becomes a butler, Wei Wuxian is the demons, everyone at the Burial Mound plays American football with a baby, and Jiang Yanli is, as some might say, Very Clean. Come have a listen! And please let us know if you have any idea what potato onomatopoeia might be. (The Official PodRecesses MDZS/Homestuck Venn Diagram can…

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70 – Flamin’ Hot Cheetos (Which We All Love)

Debate all you want about whether this qualifies as an "episode" when we spend perhaps 1/4 of it talking about chapter 74, "Distance--part I." It means nothing to either the cancelled hosts of this extremely cancelled podcast or Chief Cultivator of the show Milk. While Wei Wuxian forgets his car, A-Yuan meets his first not-stinky adult, and Lan Wangji does baby voice, we focus on the important matters at hand: embracing/avoiding our Shindanmaker Fates, discovering the origin of Death Grips, finding tiny men, and undergoing forced Noisespacification. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by…

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69 – (Nice) Doodoo-ragonist

We've made it to 69 (nice (funny)) episodes and 2 years of laffs! Dr. Janos Podcasts joins us this week to read chapter 73, "Recklessness--part II," a normal chapter where nothing bad happens and we all finish it feeling good and normal. Jiang Cheng declares his brother Hank Hill, Wei Wuxian says fuck, Jin Guangyao comes to save the day, the entire cultivation world collectively announces that women be women, and Nie Mingjue doesn't appear enough. Meanwhile, the government assigns us kin, the fandom is once again bad and wrong, and we engage in a 13-minute-long conversation about Steely Dan,…

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68 – Rollin’ Up Stinky

Coming to you live from our new """"""""""studio"""""""""" (kitchen table with 2 acoustic foam squares), we're here to read chapter 72, "Recklessness--part I," and get into some clowntroversy! In this chapter, everybody heads to the Koi Tower, where Jiggy's OnlyFans finds its best-paying subscriber, Bitch McGuangshan Stand Up, and the entire cultivation world has ethics to argue and themes to put on display. You can also join us as we write a really good Gaia Online AU, learn about cookie metal, and explore horticulture, both in the form of growing Maynard James Keenans and enjoying Orntch! We welcome both Waffle…

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67 – He Is To Smart For School

Gather round, slimelikers and fastboy math calculators! It is our burden to report on both chapter 71, "Departure--part III," and the latest disgraceful act of fandom rendering the internet inoperable. In this chapter, rude stinky pit boy Wei Wuxian meets up with Lan Wangji for a cringe compilation livestream, enters a Ratatouille flashback, and goes orangutan mode. Meanwhile, your hosts have a game to play, a Rick Sanchez quota to hit, and some zodiac signs to apologize to (and for). Whether you're #WithHer or whether you're hitting the Jiggy butt buffet, we hope you enjoy! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen –…

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