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46 – Yuri the Clerk (Twinkster)

We did it. The "Grasses" arc is done, and now that we've made it to chapter 4-diddly-2, we can move on with our damn lives. Wei Wuxian puts on his jeans tuxedo, gives a bunch of little boys depression, and teaches Lan Wangji about distribution of labor. Song Lan learns how to use a microwave. Jin Guangyao unfortunately does some comrade shit. But most importantly, we follow The Genious's Way and deny Xue Yang his woobie clout. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: "Wicked" Soundtrack (comp. Stephen Schwartz) - What…

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45 – Beholden’ Deez Nuts

Since we'd spend 90% of this episode saying the words "become the damn Joker" if we were left by ourselves, we brought professional podcast Scorpio (Nie) MJ on to bring us some clout. We've made it to chapter 41, which means we FINALLY get to exit the Empathy zone. But not before Xue Yang decides to be the most normal he's ever been. It sucks but we're almost done with him. We taste the fruit punch of Christ, salute A-Qing so hard, and at last return to our funny comedy boys in the present time. Hell arc. Sorry. Intro: Tyga…

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44 – Fear is the Little Dentist

Y'all ever live with someone for 2 years and never bother asking your roommate what his name is? After reading chapter 40, "Grasses," part 8, we can't help but wonder whether doing that might have been able to solve a lot of the problems here. Not a very fun chapter, but we did spend almost 2 hours and 20 fuck minutes talking about it. Wei Wuxian yells at Forensic Files, Xue Yang puts on his tactical clown nose and reads us his manifesto, and we mourn the dream team that could have been Song Lan and A-Qing giving one of…

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43 – Take a Fucking Simp, Babes

This week on PodRecesses, we needed a jury of three in order to--with no pleasure in our hearts--declare Xiao Xingchen a centrist, and sect leader of the show Sarah McCostumes was more than willing to lay the law down. We spend about 20 minutes making eyeball jokes, then talk about chapter 39, "Grasses" part 7, where everyone makes everyone else experience situations and which, like every book from Neil Gaiman's Stardust to Frank Sherbert's Dude, may very well be having themes. Still no idea what's up with the possibly sentient zombie cow in this chapter, though. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu…

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42 – Anybody Got Any Yogies?

Would you look at that? It's a damn episode! We read chapter 38, part 6 of the "Grasses" arc! Wei Wuxian teaches us about the intelligent's of normies and then lies completely A-Qing on the pavement, while Fallon takes us on a Grandpa adventure. Oh, and if this ends up our final episode before Jeffree Star doxxes us for internet clout, make sure our loved ones get the Kia Soul ad bucks. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: Yu Miyake - Katamari on the Rocks, arr. by pixeltea Also used:…

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41 – Joth Supremacy

On this very special occasion of Nie Huaisang’s birthay, we read chapter 37, “Grasses–pt. V,” so you KNOW we’re talking Jokey’s Trick, a new universal dad, and Don Juan DeMarco (1994). Also Fallon revs their damn Fire Emblem engine, and Roy flexes her encyclopedic Wayne’s World knowledge (again). Song Lan rules dudeIntro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: White Zombie – More Human Than Human, arr. by Roy Also used: -MDZS Audio Drama OST – Trials of the Troubled SwanNoisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon |…

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40 – web site. Graphic’s

It took us 40 episodes, but we finally made a 2-hour-long episode. Sorry bout it! Today, we’re talking about chapters 35 and 36, parts 3 and 4 of the “Grasses” arc, and returning guest cultivator Val Flightcub comes along as we meet a living pair of Fucci slides, browse the Jiang Cheng Penney’s sword catalogue, and learn that the deader you are, the less alive you are. All this plus surprise guest appearances by Inuyasha’s son, Binuyasha, and Siri.Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: Peter Lurye & Little Richard (RIP)…

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39 – They’re Calling Me Hotbrain Bigtakes

It’s time to finish out “this” “””episode.””” We are here, we are Sean, and we are talking about chapter 34, part 2 of the “Grasses” arc, as well as bears as a unit of measure, the contents of Lan Jingyi’s brain, stolen clout valor, and Raymond Animalcrossing takes (spoiler alert: he be printing). Try not to scream in your sleep too much.Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch Soundtrack – Music, Music Everywhere! Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No.…

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39 – Huge, Wide, and Large

WE’RE BACK kind of. We’re at least hobbling out of the Yiling dollar store in our Fucci slides with half of an episode because we’re still trying to claw our way out of our hiatus. Today on this auspicious funny weed day, we’re reading chapter 33, part 1 of the appropriately-named “Grasses” arc. The vibes are stank, a single chicken is getting fed, the zombies are getting bullied, and if like 19 paragraphs of text are to be believed, it’s all bad. Intro: … Outro: Danny Elfman – This is Halloween, arr. & perf. by Gina Luciani Also used: -Léo…

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38 – Starring Jennifer Coolidge

Hi! We were terrorized by a stinkbug the entire time we recorded this episode! And all we’re trying to do is talk about the extremely good chapters of 31 and 32, parts 4 and 5 of the “Dew” arc, which consist of kids doing war LARP, freezy weezies, severed hunk torsos, a lot of ASMR, and, of course, Hanguang-jun shitfaced lmaoIntro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Childish Gambino – Redbone, arr. & perf. by Sana Colter Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by…

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