037 – 50 First Bowls of Chili

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What a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we’ve got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington… maybe more! I guess you’ll have to listen to find out, because I just ate a big bowl of chili before writing this description and don’t remember what happened in the episode. For more information, visit http://forgotmychildren.fart/.

Featuring: Sara, Zach, Eden, and Caroline

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Eminem – Shady CXVPHER

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033 – Our Man’s Sky

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Happy Space Force! All the hosts on this week met in person last weekend, and they all lived! Now the gamers are back and they get into the important stuff like space force, Saudi Arabia threatening to do a 9/11, old video games, space force and a dating app that really screwed the pooch.

Featuring Lauren, Sara, Caroline, Sam and Matt.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The World Ends With You – Countdown: Final Day

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030 – Elon Musk’s Cave Story

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Disclaimer: Discord was having a lot of issues on the day of this recording, so the episode is a bit rough at times. Nothing we can do about it, sorry! This week, we discuss the correct pronunciation of Twenty One Pilots, learn about famous Bretts, and get grandfathered into lizardom. Here lies Discord… peperony and chease.

Featuring LunaLaurenZach, Caroline, and Evan.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

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026 – Jeff Sessions, KKKeebler Elf

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What the FUCK is up, gamers? Hope you’re ready for all the big gamer pussy moments fresh from the floor of E3, where this was recorded live and in person! We decided to take a week off from news and just discuss the latest and greatest in heated gaming moments. Join us for the live broadcast of the Twitch Streamer Don’t Say Slurs Challenge! This week, Alex confirms her psychic nature, Josh announces a retirement, Caroline recounts on her time as The Confederate Cinderella, and Lauren loses her entire fucking mind over paper un-shredders.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Caroline, and Alex

Note: we discuss Anthony Bourdain briefly at the start of the episode. If you’re not feeling okay lately, we want to share some resources with you.
US: National Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-273-8255
UK: Papyrus 0800 068 41 41
Canada: CASP
Australia: Lifeline 13 11 14
Thank you so much for listening, we’re glad you’re here!

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – “Evil Men”
Marilyn Monroe – “Happy Birthday”

021 – Waka Flocka McConnell

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Welcome back to The Week in Stupid! Linus, Eddy, Caroline, and Lauren are here to give you the brain worms you’ve been wishing for by discussing our very capable President Deals, Rihanna our newest Pope That Fucks, and how much we can’t stand Elon Musk (surprise!). Also, we do our best Tim the Tool Man impressions and try to figure out straight culture.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – “Evil Men”
OG Maco – “12 Bricks”

Featuring Linus, Eddy, Lauren and Caroline

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013 – Stephen Hawking’s Toe Destruction

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This awful week is finally over! Friends, your hosts are back in the studio and just cannot wait to talk about their favorite personality who made headlines this week, Jake Paul. We also mourn the loss of Stephen Hawking as well as “mourn” Rex Tillerson’s firing, and we celebrate the kids who stuck it to old people this week. Brooks also gets bullied, and we still cannot stop saying the word “yeeks,” sorry.

Featuring Lulu, Lauren, Brooks, Caroline and Josh.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Jake Paul – It’s Everyday Bro

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012 – Women Virginia

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Ladies, rev up your fryers! It’s International Women’s Day, and McDonald’s has a treat for you: it’s the letter W! Aren’t you glad? In case that’s not enough to make your week great, Donald Trump is getting sued, and video games are illegal. Hooray! Look’s like God’s been watching Game of Thrones, because women are finally on top (of a pole outside of your local McDonald’s).

Featuring Patrick, Sam, Matt, Caroline, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Justin Timberlake – I’m Lovin’ It

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010 – Are You Smarter Than a High Schooler?

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We did it! Ten whole episodes! To celebrate, we discuss the Republican Wild West fantasy, Marco Rubio getting owned by teenagers, the NRA wanting no scrubs, and our milk problems. We promise not to talk about that Garfield thing anymore, and I can say that because Matt’s not here this week.

Featuring Linus, Caroline, Zach, and Sam.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Rush – Anthem

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008 – TRUST the Police

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This week, HKIPGTD officially crosses the Thicc Blue Line. We have two new hosts to help us dance on Tom Brady’s football grave, figure out what the economy is, celebrate MLK Jr.’s sweet new spokesperson gig, and lay bare the many, many sins of Quizno Totino’s (Quentin Tarantino). Plus: Chips for women, Lopunny’s sex positivity, and Valentine’s Gay.

CW for this ep: Sexual assault and rape, from roughly 28:30 to 46:00.

Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, Caroline and Evan.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Baked Alaska – We Love Our Cops (Official Video) PRO-COP PRO-MILITARY ANTHEM WOW!!!

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