Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that this book just kinda wholesale rips off Johnathan Taylor Thomas and Home Improvement. Also, Rachel is allergic to crocodiles! It’s The Reaction!

In addition to Rachel’s allergy adventure also discuss The Three Names Curse, Crocodile/Alligator Differences, Nomenclatures, A LONG Twilight Tangent, Luna’s Memorization Skills, Yasmine Bleeth, Visser Three’s Human Form, Luna’s Stupidity, and Punchiness vs. Horny On Main.

Referenced content: Yasmine Bleeth Game Over

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