Okay so what if God was a cube, right? And then you threw God into space because you were a big huge idiot, and God fell onto a weird dirt planet and started making the Fade from Dragon Age. And then when you went to go find God because throwing God into space really fucked everything up, God was your wife, who is probably dead though you don’t actually know, and your God-Wife started beating the shit out of you, but then died again. Would that be weird? I think that would be weird.
