Yo ho, yo ho, the Pirates in KH3
This week, we went to the Caribbean
We didn’t like it, yo ho
The cutscenes were boring and we were snoring
Wake up, me hearties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, the Pirates in KH3
Luxord was there and he tried to parley
For the Master’s black box, yo ho
Jack gave it away, Sora’s notice delayed
It was kind of funny, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, the Pirates in KH3
And then it was time for the Davy Jones fight
It was all pre-rendered, yo ho
It was straight from the movie, with minimal Goofy
And nary a Donald, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, the Pirates in KH3
There was also a guy named Cutler Beckett
We never met him, yo ho
Maybe he mattered until he was splattered
By cannon fire, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, the Pirates in KH3
