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EPISODE 101: Happy Death Day

Please, for the love of god, let this be the one to make it. I’ve written this episode description hundreds of times and I am so, so tired. Please, god. We have talked about beer so many fucking times and I am sick of it. Anyways, we watched Happy Death Day, and had a blast! Let’s hope we don’t reset this day because, god, I keep waking up after 2 hours of sleep.In addition to the cyclical nature of time, we also discuss Alcohol Flexing, Vague Hereditary Discussions, Michael Caine’s Salad Fingers, Predictive Text Fearbaiting, and Groundhog Day Triggers.RECOMMENDATIONS:HereditaryHotel ArtemisMake…

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EPISODE 100: The Centennial Showdown

Come one, come all, to see Blair and Sara hash it out, bracket-style, over which movie was the best one we watched last year for our 100th episode spectacular! Will blood be shed? The past reflected on? Darlings, killed? Friendships, lost???? Probably not that last one, but only by tuning in can you find out!Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work here and support their Patreon here.Support the show on Patreon!

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EPISODE 99: Slither

Well shit y’all, it’s a scorcher out there! Let’s stay inside and watch a love letter to the yeerks, from Animorphs! Nathan Fillion is here for Slither!In addition to the yeerks fan-film, we also discussed the Heat Wave, Lars Von Pee-er, Chabillionaire, A Jeff Daniels You Can Fuck, and The Return of Paul!RECOMMENDATIONS:A Place Further Than the Universe Solo: A Star Wars StoryThanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!!Support us on Patreon!

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EPISODE 98: Lake Mungo

Well folks, it’s been a wiiiild two years! Thanks for sticking through us through thick, thin, and everything in-between! As a celebration, we’ve decided to take on a movie that Sara was to scared to watch back when we started this thing: Lake Mungo!In addition to this very scary film about trauma, we also discussed Sara’s Move, The Minecraft Movie, Backwards Driving, The Lake House, and Nicole Kidman!RECOMMENDATIONS:MegaloboxChristopher Eccleston’s run on Doctor WhoThanks as always to Satah for their incredible intro/outro music, check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!Support us on Patreon!

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EPISODE 97: Timecrimes

The dynamic duo is split again, after only a week of reunion, but worry not! Blair brought friend of the show Jasmine along with him to talk about the 2008 Spanish movie Timecrimes! Topics include: tabletop nonsense, computer whoopsies, the expected amount of time based shenanigans, Abraham Lincoln headcanons, and loads more!RECOMMEDATIONS:Testarossa by Yoni & GetiA Ghost StoryThanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro! Find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online

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EPISODE 96: The Bye Bye Man

Guess who’s back, bitches! After four long months of hiatus, Blair’s come out the other end of graduating college Cum Lord and has… a few interesting things to divulge to the listening audience. But before any of that! This week we shuffled through the archives of 2017 to find a movie both worth our attention and worth Blair’s return and pulled out… The Bye Bye Man. This crazy-making movie inspires topics such as: Goth Legitimacy, Plot Contrivances, Erotic Maggots, Misused Character Actors, and much more!RECOMMENDATIONS:Moral OrelMy Hero AcademiaGetting Out Of Your House (Because If You Break Your Leg You’re Going…

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EPISODE 95: Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil

Folks, Blair went out in the woods again, and he shacked up with a couple of weird but kind hillbillies. Some teens are trying to kill them and save him, or something? I dunno, his reception was kinda bad when he called, so I can’t say for sure. Anyways, honorary lesbian of the show Brooks Oglesby joined us again to grace our ears with his bastard words! This time, for Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil!In addition to Misunderstandings: The Movie, we also discussed Pacific Rimjob, Avengers Spoilers, Shart Story, Ben Stiller Retrospective, Robert DeNiro’s Milk Fabrications, Whitford V. Kaluuya, and…

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EPISODE 94: Suburban Gothic

Well, Blair had to go home for a few weeks to deal with his parents, and the last text he sent me indicated something about ghosts being there? And apparently he’s got a sitcom-esque will-they-won’t-they relationship with a former classmate of his. Weird stuff! Anyways, this week, our friend Bee came around to talk about Matthew Gray Gubler’s Suburban Gothic!In addition to Ghost Cum: The Movie, we also discussed Bully Rewards, Garbage Camouflage, Kissinger Clone, 80’s Ghost, Transfomers Lies, and Pest Negotiations.RECOMMENDATIONS:She-HulkLumberjanesCheck out Bee on twitter.com/Sprite__Pepsi!Check Lulu out on In Pursuit of Passions!Sorry about the weird audio this week –…

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EPISODE 93: 1408

Folks, Blair disappeared into some hotel in NYC and has just been living his own personal hell ever since then? Or at least that’s what he told me last time we talked. I don’t really know. Anyways, good friend of the show Alek has returned to talk about 1408 with us! Yay, spooky hotels!In addition to John Cusack’s Haunted Mansion, we also discussed Alek’s Petting Zoo, Best Worst Memes, A Bad Emoji, Mom Shoutouts, Alternate Endings, and Fucking 1408.RECCOMENDATIONS:Kingdom HeartsMinitCheck out Alek on twitter.com/alek214!Thanks as always to friend of the show Satah for the excellent intro/outro song! Check out their…

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EPISODE 92: The Host

Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! By which I mean that Lulu is back, and here to describe, in gruesome detail, what happened to her leg! Trust us, it’s nasty. If you don’t wanna sit through that, go ahead and skip from about 1:30 to 6:30.Anyways, that aside, Lulu is back from her tenure as a broken human! She’s on the mend, but Blair is nowhere to be found. He was last seen boarding a plane to South Korea, and I think I heard him mention something about a chemical agent? Weird. Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie (@estrogenliker…

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