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Sorry folks, when there's a planet destroying spaceship in play the Star Wars references just sort of happen. This week Starscream reaches the "double-doublecross" stage of his Sasuke arc, Alexis learns what depression is, Thrust tells Starscream the tale of Darth Plagueis, and Megatron lovingly strokes the Requiem Blaster. We are officially in The Good Bit of Transformers Armada, so strap the fuck in. Noise Space | Discord

Starscream is in what the experts (us) call his 'Sasuke Phase' this week, as he angsts about his changing loyalties, clashing with the Autobot philosophy, and getting his entire ass pulled off by Tidal Wave. Also features exciting base invasions, Mars field trips with your snippy ex-boyfriend, Sideways putting all sorts of ideas in Thrust's cone-shaped head, and Tidal Wave being too thicc for the Tantrum Hole. Noise Space | Discord

We're in the back half of Transformers Armada now and we've finally reached what we like to call The Good Stuff(tm). This week they kill a bot on live TV, Sideways continues to be a creepypasta, Optimus gives Shockwave top surgery, Starscream finally becomes the tragic anime edgelord he was always meant to be, and we lose all of our subscribers by posting Megatron/Thrust on main. Speaking of Thrust, did you know he was the Eraserhead baby? Well don't worry, we'll tell you all about it. Noise Space | Discord

Strap in for a jam packed triple episode edition of Prime Cuts as we cover Armada's only true two parter. The kids spirit away the Space Minicon Team for some Home Alone type nonsense, then Hot Shot gets a blast from the past. Also, Alexis is set down her path to become the first Gamer Girl President, we talk at length about Wheeljack's incredibly stupid weapons, make far too many Metal Gear jokes, and discuss how quickly Starscream would be arrested for fraud if he was the manager of a Cinnabon. Noise Space | Discord

We're all about answering BIG questions this week. What if a guy was huge? What if there were three small guys who could turn into a gun but they didn't want to be a gun? What if Thrust's head had to be censored for publication? Why did G1 Megatron keep Starscream around anyway? All these and many more BIG questions shall be answered, in a BIG way. Noise Space | Discord

In every relationship there are two kinds of people; the one who wears the pants, and the one who is the pants. Jetfire is apparently the latter. This week we learn all about our newest Autobot recruit, and how good he is at fighting in midair (and how bad the animators are at animating it). Then someone finally says "Hey, the guy named 'Doubleface' is probably some kind of weird traitor, right?" The events that ensue can only be described as 'some creepypasta shit'. Noise Space | Discord