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This week the show briefly becomes obsessed with magical swords and loopholes around enchantments, and despite one of the episodes being named 'Alpha/Omega' we manage to only make a single Omegaverse joke! This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; burger crimes, Excalibur cheat codes, bandicootmaxing, Optimus becoming daddy, Megatron's creative problem solving, particle effects, magical weapons throughout fiction, Medieval fujoshis, and sword dates. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

This week is all about the tough questions. Will vengeance ever right the wrongs that have been done to you? How can things ever be the same again? How do you carry grief when it threatens to strangle you? When is the right age for a teenage girl to take her first life? How many grenades does it take to deal with a swarm of goonbeetles? If Shockwave is so scary, why am I a little turned on? This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Revengeance, intra-factional bigotry, Miko's lackluster bedside manner, Shockwave getting jacked, employment finding woes, and…

So she gets to be the plane, and what, I get to fuck the plane? This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Beta Dratchet, Wheeljack in name only, rarely seen alternate modes, unethical bird surgery, Soundwave being so cool, Bulkhead's no good very bad day, how to make an elite goon, the return of Stinky Energon, soldier bonding, cliffhangers, and rare ships. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

This week Transformers Prime begins its flirtation with simultaneous storylines with a series of four episodes all starting with the letter T. Is this finally the upswing in Starscream's arc? What does Vogel's twitter look like? The answers might surprise you. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; New York City, ludicrous sewer tunnels, Arcee's autism, big meaty bots slappin' metal, Starscream's dinky little scooter, and what the underground sweeper train would transform into. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

...so all those Starscream clones for sure banged before that mission, right? This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Starscream's propensity for cloning, Bulkhead's willingness to kill, Megatron's eagerness to kill Starscream specifically, Airachnid being a certified FREAK to the very end, filling your car up with ketamine, self driving warships doing 9/11, who would fuck their own clone, and looking forward to an excellent arc of episodes. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

This week we cover two episodes...technically. One of them is a clip show with an epilogue to the previous episode attached to it. Look, the budget demanded it, alright? This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Sylas' gaming setup, Nemesis Prime as an evolving concept, Steven Spielberg's Duel, surprising Twin Peaks connections, the purpose of clip shows, the Ernie Hudson appreciation hour, and some terrible boss stories. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Prime keeps the momentum rolling with two more episodes of action, intrigue, betrayal, and murder. RIP Breakdown, you may have been tough, but even you can't fight budgetary constraints. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; the late great Tony Todd, Seaspray the wrecker, Megatron being an actual menacing villain for once, Ragebaiting My Fat Breakdown Part 20 (Final), Airachnid's femdom powers, the nadir of Starscream's horrible week, and Megatron's insistence on having a weird psychosexual tension with his second in command. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.