Audrey

As we say goodbye to the rotten year of 2025 (good riddance), we must also say goodbye to the greatest season of television ever created. G1 season 2 is an entirely unhinged, nonsensical, at times funny on purpose (but usually not) clusterfuck of a show. It is the true essence and embodiment of Reagan era toy commercial tv in all the best and worst ways. So as we dread the barbaric yearly tradition of crushing thousands of New Yorkers under the Ball, we reminisce about peak, give out some awards, and announce where this podcast's next stop is going to…

Normally we'd say B.O.T. has to be seen to be believed, but it sucks to watch, so I guess take our word for it. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; cosplaying as the enemy, Starscream's high perception, ideas with no justification, the worst humans in the entire franchise, poor Combiner booking, GEARS???, and just...everything about B.O.T. Everything. Argh. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

If you ever get fired (with cause) from your job, all you need to do is befriend five war criminals to get revenge on all who have wronged you. This Datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; The Battle of Guadalcanal, Cliffjumper's return from Vacation Island, yet more ways to make new guys, refueling via reverse milking, the Stunticons being unhelpful as usual, unrealistic space peril, Shockwave Riding Starscream HARD (Must see!!), what defines Shockwave's character, and why the Protectabots seem to be so fucking bad at their jobs. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by…

I'm going to be frank with everyone; at least 10 minutes of this episode is dedicated to a running bit about the Aerialbots jacking off on the Statue of Liberty. I'm sorry. This datatrack contains discussion of the following; highly illegal hats, classic 80s racism, the world's fakest race, Wildrider slamming into a mountain headfirst, Starscream's gayer than usual behavior, Superion giving Lady Liberty a pearl necklace, the politics of giving an alien robot a scientific research award, Megatron's sicko interests rearing their head once more, and how much fun the Stunticons are. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This…

THIS PODCAST IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF AFGHANISTAN. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; classic 80s racism, Megatron's canny involvement in geopolitics, cars = planes, the Giant Purple Griffin, Fireflight continues to be nobody, Slingshot's problematic views, the CHRONOSPHERE, Orion Pax's weird vibes, who the fuck is Dion, time loops, Optimus' transition into a more mythic figure, and questioning how you air an episode THIS out of order. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Now look I know you THOUGHT you knew how Transformers were made, considering how they've built like 10 guys on Earth with no extra steps, but we didn't know about the big glowing god orb before. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Rumble's love of car theft, Alpha Trion's continually strange vibes, Wildrider busting a nut, baby fights, how the Dinobots are doomed to limbo, putting the guy with a fear of heights in charge of plane team, and the seemingly endless march of combiners that will soon be hitting our screens.Noise Space Discord Patreon This podcast is…

This week Prime Cuts is all about the ladies...and Hoist. We get our introduction to the concept of Female Autobots in their first and (for most of them) last episode, and Powerglide gets a human girlfriend. Then Hoist also does stuff. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Cybertronian gender politics, how chicks seem to dig guys who are red, (shockwave voice) FEEMALES, the bizarrely incestual vibes Alpha Trion gives Prime and Elita's relationship, the dumbest girl in the world, Conehead antics, 50s style romcom tropes, how Astoria can do better, making movies, vehicular robots, flesh eating lava, and…

Look, whatever you do just don't look up where Dinsmore was between 1965 and 1979. This Datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; the Second Boer War, hunting cars for sport, the differences between Saw and Final Destination, that fucking billboard, isuggestforcetf, the beautiful Komodo Dragons of Borneo, Tracks cruising at the car wash, the Bop Crew, the genesis of Blaster and Soundwave's rivalry, and wondering what the hell the Cons' plan even WAS in 'Auto-Bop'. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.