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Grab a seat at the quicksand table and pour yourself a nice green glass of water, it's time for Juergen' It! We're reading chapters 31-33 of Together Forever, and I think we're finally seeing the long-fabled Good Ricky. And... oops, he's gone! This week, we're learning the meaning of Dicky. (It's just Ricky.) Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Lock up your bikes and charge your crystals. Jordan and Argyle are back with a Double Big Boy Two Chapter Serving of Yakuza 0; Chapter 12: Den of Desires and Chapter 13: Crime and Punishment. This week, we're talking about a tasty new summertime treat, Masaru Sera's confusing Final Test, and Non-Lethal Helicopter Crashes. Plus, we finally get to reveal which Yakuza 0 character is cancelled! On the side, Majima gets coaxed into a toilet-related snafu and can't find the vinegar. Happy 52nd Birthday Kazuma Kiryu! Jordan's Twitter: https://twitter./com/BradypusRex Argyle's Twitter: https://twitter./com/Argyle_Funk Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ztT5jCP
On this momentous episode of Juergen' It, we're reading chapters 28-30 of Together Forever. We're finally returning to California. How have things changed since we left, maybe two episodes ago? Is our favorite gas station still there? Find out! This week, you're invited to join us in the private conversation room. We're talking, laughing, and eating snacks! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Bad news, everyone. Amy went on a date with her doctor and there's nothing we can do about it. On the bright side, we got to read chapters 26 and 27 of Together Forever, so that's pretty cool! Amy has officially dropped out of college and is heading back to California, which is probably fine and perfectly safe. After all, her doctor told her so, right before slipping a creepy note into her pocket! Sounds fine to me! This week, we're forgetting Bowman, Marshall. Happy Nindento Day! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
You're finally awake! Welcome to an unusually Elder-Scrolls-reference-heavy episode of Juergen' It, where we're reading chapters 25 and 26 of Together Forever, plus a couple of author's notes. Our favorite Wattpad author is here with answers to our many questions, including why Clementine was holding a pie. Thank god! This week, we're checking in at Weenie Hut Beneral. Hope you're ready for the next episode! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Bring on the fights! After being away for three weeks, our journey through Yakuza 0 brings us back to Sotenbori once again for Chapter 11: A Murky Riverbed. Goro Majima is still mourning the loss of the recently skeletonized Wen Hai Lee. This week, we're talking about Yakuza Chalice Dungeons, Joker knock-offs, and major leakage. On the side: why did Suda cross Iwao Bridge? To get to the other side. Also: ACAB (All Cops are Billiken) Jordan's Twitter: https://twitter./com/BradypusRex Argyle's Twitter: https://twitter./com/Argyle_Funk Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ztT5jCP
Brace yourselves for this episode, folks. This episode will shock you to your core… disturb your very soul… It is fair to say that the contents of this episode will change your life forever. Anyway, let’s have dinner first! Yum yum! After that, we can read Together Forever chapters 22 and 23, plus several author’s notes. Will Ricky confess his crimes to Clementine? What figurines does Amy have? What IS the Mouthfeel of Greer? We’ve got questions, and magicofessence has answers. This week, we’re flexing our pipes on some Evanescence. Looks like Ricky’s not the only butcher in town!Sam |…
Pocket Circuit is over! We're parking our tiny cars and getting back to business with Chapter 10 of Yakuza 0: A Man's Worth joined by Dan Silva of Pod of Greed/Sonic Shuffle! This week, we're talking about cool tattoos, a brand new system of currency, and hundred-man spanking machines. On the side, Kiryu tries raw water, points out a contradiction, and loses an unwinnable dance battle. Oh and uhh also Japanese Catfight Club I guess. It's a matter of protocol! Jordan's Twitter: https://twitter.com/bradypusrex Argyle's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Argyle_Funk Dan's Twitter: https://twitter.com/mike_daws0n The Sonic Shuffle: https://twitter.com/ShuffleSonic Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ztT5jCP
Video games? Never heard of ’em! We’re back for another regular episode of Juergen’ It to read chapters 20 and 21 of Together Forever. George has called a meeting of the council of elders to discuss Ricky’s trick, and Amy’s professor/advisor/counselor [???? editor’s note: figure out what this character’s job is] Julianne Moore is back with a trick of her own. It’s, uh, really something! This week, I guess it’s Clem now! Can you believe this?!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Lock up your Pockets and feel the Circuit! Kiryu doesn't want to advance the plot this week so instead he's going to be spending his time racing tiny cars with (mostly) children. That's right, it's the Pocket Circuit episode! This week, we're talking about the pretty terrible Pocket Circuit mini-game. On the side, Kiryu makes some phone calls and bowls a turkey! Just a little something for the fellas... Jordan's Twitter: https://twitter.com/bradypusrex Argyle's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Argyle_Funk Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ztT5jCP