013 – This Is Happening by LCD Soundsystem (9.2)

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Since today is the album’s 10 year anniversary, it’s time to revisit James Murphy’s irony-coated dance LP. For some reason everyone said this one was inspired by David Bowie. We don’t really get it. David and Matt are joined by Matt (the Scottish one!) of HKIPGTD.

Tron Legacy! Tron Legacy! Tron Legacy! Tron Legacy!

David | Matt | Matt S
Tuning Fork

091 – I Am Once Again Asking You To Click Like

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What ghostly horde do i see cresting over yonder hill? It’s a four-person episode of Henry Kissinger is Pokémon GOing to Die! Well, at least for part of it. Who’s peach? Where’s Saskatchewan? Is Spain okay? Find out the answers to these questions and more by tuning in now!

For your viewing pleasure, the normal image of the president discussed around the 48:30 minute mark

Hosted by Sara, Matt, Matt, and Val
Edited by alex

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Stormzy – Still Disappointed

 

Foresight is 2020

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Happy New Year, gamers! Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val give their predictions for the year 2020, and recount their lightbringers of 2019. Is this the year that Mr.H.K. is P.G.T.D.? This and other questions are answered from our very own prognosticators. Reflect on the past year and look forward to our future together with (some of) the hosts of HKIPGTD!

Featuring: Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val

Edited by Val

087 – The Peach Mint Podcast

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🍑🌱?!? Val and the Matts of Gamecube and Scotland discuss Elon’s cybertruck, the CN strike, the British leader debates, and the therapeutic effect of eating one (1) ice cream. If only Joe Biden would listen to their advice! It’s not too late to just eat an ice cream instead, Joe.

Also an announcement: HKIPGTD is going on break for the month of December! Due to the complications of scheduling in the holiday season and some host burnout, we decided it would be best to take a break from regular episodes for the month and then start fresh for the new year. Some bonus content may still make it down the pipes, and will be in your feed if it does! Semper funny!

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
OCDJ – Guess What!
Hosts are Matt and Matt and Val, who also edited

084 – Oof, Just Heard About Cancel Culture. Softblocking Obama Now 😬

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This week, Sara and Matt (Not GameCube) discuss who’s peach, who’s putting cool racing stripes on their oil pipelines, whose hometown eats a recordbreaking amount of domino’s pizza, and more! A veritable who’s who of an episode. Snap election time, baybee!!!!

Featuring: Sara and Matt
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
OG Maco – Twelve Bricks

 

078 – The Whip is Involved

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One of the greats has left us. We gather here today to discuss the falling of a titan, the passing of one of the last few old souls left in the world. We speak, of course, of Jeremy Renner The App. It’ll live forever in our hearts. In addition to that post-mortem, Matt Gamecube talks about some stupidity in Canadian politics, Val gives us the rundown on the gross shit that happened at the Proud Boys’s Straight Pride parade in Boston, and then Matt takes on the unenviable task of trying to explain what the fuck happened in UK politics this week.

Hosted by Val, Matt Gamecube, and Matt (not Gamecube)!
Edited by Sara

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Toby Fox – Megalovania (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Remix)

077 – Could Be Big Joe

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Our usual British correspondent Alex was busy so we brought on a very special and very Scottish guest to fill us in on all the latest from across the pond. What is proroguing? Can you cook it in a skillet? Will the Matts be forced into unarmed combat to establish dominance, or will they do what the Alexes did and just sort themselves by capitalization preference? Will Val download Jeremy Renner, the Jeremy Renner app? Listen to find out the answers to some of those things, and more!

Hosted by Val and featuring Matt (not GameCube)
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The 1975 – Somebody Else