090 – The Day Detroit Became Human

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This week, Zoey hosts a fun round of The Price is Wrong with Val and Sara. Come along with us as we learn all about the hidden world of historical(?) fiction on Am*zon! Our hosts also discuss Jeff Bezos, impeach time, people who do and don’t like Bernie Sanders, and Pete B’s own “please clap” moment.

Hosted by Zoey, Sara, and Val who edited also

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Jeb Bush “Please Clap” Ringtone – spkheller

 

Foresight is 2020

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Happy New Year, gamers! Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val give their predictions for the year 2020, and recount their lightbringers of 2019. Is this the year that Mr.H.K. is P.G.T.D.? This and other questions are answered from our very own prognosticators. Reflect on the past year and look forward to our future together with (some of) the hosts of HKIPGTD!

Featuring: Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val

Edited by Val

011 – Get Real Legitimate Online

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This time Zoey and David are joined by Alex to discuss her favorite character of Homsar. We’re even given a rare chance to learn how to make the vocal cords wiggle just right to get that classic Homsar quality out of ’em. Grimmsnarl is here, and so is Rum Tum Tugger. We stayed on topic, we promise.

Follow The Stick: @thestickpod

Zoey | David | Alex

085 – T Pose For The Troops

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This week we’ve got kind of a Zoey and Roy one! The Royal Canadian Legion invites us all to have a solemn gaming moment and Zoey does some Amazon shopping for some good products. Fallon also stops by to talk about everyone’s least favourite voice actor.

And remember, Morrissey is Pond Scum!

Featuring: Zoey and Roy
Edited by Matt

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Foo Fighters – Miracle
JPEGMAFIA – I Cannot Fucking Wait Until Morrissey Dies

BONUS EPISODE – The Canadian Federal Hellection

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Hello friends and well-wishers, today we have two of the Canadian hosts of our fair pod to help explain the Canadian political system with help from our friends Bean (from The Island Shuffle) and Emma (who joined us for our Ontario Election special last year). We go over the political parties (all six of them!), the parliamentary system and talk about why chasing the centre is a waste of time. We also talk about polls a lot. Hooray, polls!

Of note: Zoey’s audio file had some connection issues, which were most prominent around 16 min and 24 min. There wasn’t much we could do about it so we just edited around it.

Our primary sources of polling data and electoral metrics were 338Canada and CBC’s Poll Tracker.

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Big Sugar – O Canada

 

21 – The Joke of Jin Ling (Rude)

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What is your real name?
Hmph. Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisper loud mouth.
What a coincidence. My name is also Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisper loud mouth.
HYAAAH! Here I come, Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisper loud mouth!
Bring it, Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisp–I BIT MY TONGUE
(featuring Zoey of HKIPGTD & The Stick!)

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: this

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008 – Strong Bad Sings And Other Type Hits by Strong Bad (5.2)

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Wait, this isn’t Tuning Fork. Anyway we’re reviewing the only Homestar Runner music album that ever got released. It turns out that getting run over is the act of getting hit by a moving vehicle, usually on Halloween.

Art By: https://twitter.com/stellarghost

Theme Song: https://soundcloud.com/commonsense-full-ep/always-besing-dosing

007 – Actually Makes Parsnip Pie, Like A Boss

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Welcome Back to the David and Eden Podcast Progrum! Brought to you by Portly Washboy Laundry Paste! In today’s thrilling adventure, our hero’s investigate the mysterious other worlds that have appeared in Free Country USA. Visions from the past, the future, and Japan! What dwells in these other realms? What do they want? Who is Fort Wayne Locomotive? All this and more, will be answered, forthwith!

Art By: https://twitter.com/stellarghost

Theme Song: https://soundcloud.com/commonsense-full-ep/always-besing-dosing