085 – T Pose For The Troops

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This week we’ve got kind of a Zoey and Roy one! The Royal Canadian Legion invites us all to have a solemn gaming moment and Zoey does some Amazon shopping for some good products. Fallon also stops by to talk about everyone’s least favourite voice actor.

And remember, Morrissey is Pond Scum!

Featuring: Zoey and Roy
Edited by Matt

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Foo Fighters – Miracle
JPEGMAFIA – I Cannot Fucking Wait Until Morrissey Dies

BONUS EPISODE – The Canadian Federal Hellection

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Hello friends and well-wishers, today we have two of the Canadian hosts of our fair pod to help explain the Canadian political system with help from our friends Bean (from The Island Shuffle) and Emma (who joined us for our Ontario Election special last year). We go over the political parties (all six of them!), the parliamentary system and talk about why chasing the centre is a waste of time. We also talk about polls a lot. Hooray, polls!

Of note: Zoey’s audio file had some connection issues, which were most prominent around 16 min and 24 min. There wasn’t much we could do about it so we just edited around it.

Our primary sources of polling data and electoral metrics were 338Canada and CBC’s Poll Tracker.

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Big Sugar – O Canada

 

21 – The Joke of Jin Ling (Rude)

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What is your real name?
Hmph. Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisper loud mouth.
What a coincidence. My name is also Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisper loud mouth.
HYAAAH! Here I come, Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisper loud mouth!
Bring it, Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisp–I BIT MY TONGUE
(featuring Zoey of HKIPGTD & The Stick!)

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: this

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008 – Strong Bad Sings And Other Type Hits by Strong Bad (5.2)

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Wait, this isn’t Tuning Fork. Anyway we’re reviewing the only Homestar Runner music album that ever got released. It turns out that getting run over is the act of getting hit by a moving vehicle, usually on Halloween.

Art By: https://twitter.com/stellarghost

Theme Song: https://soundcloud.com/commonsense-full-ep/always-besing-dosing

007 – Actually Makes Parsnip Pie, Like A Boss

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Welcome Back to the David and Eden Podcast Progrum! Brought to you by Portly Washboy Laundry Paste! In today’s thrilling adventure, our hero’s investigate the mysterious other worlds that have appeared in Free Country USA. Visions from the past, the future, and Japan! What dwells in these other realms? What do they want? Who is Fort Wayne Locomotive? All this and more, will be answered, forthwith!

Art By: https://twitter.com/stellarghost

Theme Song: https://soundcloud.com/commonsense-full-ep/always-besing-dosing

073 – Robert Mueller’s Rat Meat Exoskeleton

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Democracy dies in darkness, folks, if you’re not using your money to fund Washington Post comparing Robert Mueller to Pickle Rick. Eden and Sara do their best to give them some freebies, as well as some follow-up gamer moments and the return of everyone’s favourite federal judiciary power: Execution!

Featuring Sara and Eden. Edited by Matt.

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066 – Despite The Constant Negative Media E33

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On a very special episode of HKIPGTD, alex leafcrunch and Eden forego the usual format to mostly talk about the Sl*voj Z*zek vs. J*rdan P*terson d*bate that happened a couple months back in T*ronto. Sorry for saying so many bad words but it’s our duty as journalists to report the truth. Anyway our recording had pretty bad tech issues! Luckily we didn’t have to throw any of it out, but our apologies for Eden cutting out sporadically. Thank you to our listeners for sending in questions and guiding the conversation!

Featuring: Eden and alex leafcrunch (who also edited)

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Luciano Michelini – Frolic

065 – The Drawing And Quartering Of Mickey Mouse

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Milkshakes, DUCK! This week the squad convenes to bid farewell to the Krassensteins, bemoan the ultimate failures of pinning leftist hopes on elections, pope ventriloquism and why eating onions is radical praxis.

At one point Matt forgets which criminal courts are stationed in The Hague, and does not correct himself on air, yes he googled it afterwards don’t @ him.

Featuring Eden, Patrick and Matt. Matt edited.

Music Used
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Kelis – Milkshake