026 – The Fuck Modifier

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We’re back with another new episode, this time featuring the wonderful Sara (aka Cheesa Tonkas)! While we do get pretty derailed, we also manage to talk about our episode of the week, which is season 2 episode 14: The Fuck Buddy. We sadly have to deal with Skipper one last time, and it’s possibly his most insufferable appearance yet. Good thing Dennis Duffy is also here to bore us to tears while Miranda’s boyfriend of the week makes us :mood: emoji.

Sara’s twitter: @SunhatZhenya

025 – Don Draper’s Weave

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Hewwo?? Hewwooo????? Ya girls are back??? It’s 2019 (more like twenty whine-teen for us) and people (especially Miranda) are making choices! In our first episode of the year we’re discussing season 2 episode 13: Games People Play. It sure is a filler episode! This week Carrie has a lot of hot takes on therapy and mental health, and it’s just what we needed after a few weeks of holiday. In other news, we need to go to therapy because of the state of Carrie’s cuffed jeans. Shoutout to our sponsor geekysextoys.com!

023 – Albus Severus Woody Bundy Potter Big

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Call Carrie Charles Darwin, because this week’s episode is season 2 episode 11: Evolution. Miranda’s ovary is lazy, the part of Charlotte’s brain that understands sexuality is also lazy, and Mr Big is the worst person alive (as always). We also discuss Don Draper syndrome, Cave World War II, and Big’s true name.

022 – Telekinetic Autofellatio

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Welcome to Sex and the City’s first real dive into lowkey racism – whether it’s comparing dating to the caste system or making bad name puns, Carrie sure does blow ass this week! We’re talking about season 2 episode 10: The Caste System, and yeah, they sure did think that was a good episode title. In other news, Steve is a whiny pissbaby, Charlotte is a bougie-ass enemy of the working class, and we’d rather be talking about Ewan McGregor than any of these plots!

021 – Smeg Dead Redemption

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Welcome to City Girls: Bigger, Longer, Uncut! Just kidding, if this episode was uncut it would’ve been literally 2 hours long because we had a lot to say. This week our focus is on season 2 episode 9: Old Dogs, New Dicks. Get ready to learn a lot from your foreskin-stanning hosts, with topics including circumcision statistics, smegma, penis guillotines, and Red Dead Redemption. Also, Alex teaches Stephanie about donkey beaches!

020 – Carrie’s Thotful Spot

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Slip n slide into our wettest episode yet! On our 20th installment we’re discussing season 2 episode 8: The Man, The Myth, The Viagra. This week Miranda hates men more than ever, but it’s not enough to stop St*ve from cursing our screens. Meanwhile, Carrie compares men to cyclopses, and Samantha encounters yeeks both thunderous and saggy. Grab your towel, because you’re about to get soaked!

019 – Let’s Play: Mary-Kate and Ashley Crush Course

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Whether your boyfriend is a hopeless romantic or has the emotional range of a rock, this is an episode you’ll love. And if you don’t have a boyfriend, congratulations! You’ll love it too. This week we’re discussing season 2 episode 7: The Chicken Dance. It’s a wedding episode, which makes it a perfect time for Carrie to reflect on her dumpster fire of a relationship with Big. Put on your sluttiest dress and enjoy the episode!

017 – Cucking the Dead Wife

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Your favourite City Girls are back to emasculate men for another week, even if Stephanie’s audio is a bit messed up. This time we’re talking about season 2 episode 5: Four Women and a Funeral. The gals are confronted with death, but we’re more interested in talking about eyeliner on men (and every gender, really). Enjoy this episode while you’re still alive!