041 – Five Dollar Big Long

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She was a lawyer, and he was a sandwich, can I make it any more obvious??? We really have the best and worst love stories of all time this week. On the one hand, Miranda has the hots for a sandwich and it absolutely rules. But on the two hand… Carrie’s on her Big bullshit worse than ever, we hate it, it’s bad. Meanwhile, we finally meet our other funnie gay of the series (Anthony!) and try to figure out the logistics of sex swings. So sit back, relax, get tested for HIV, and enjoy our discussion of season 3 episode 11: Running With Scissors!

 

040 – Kyle “Wide-on” MacLachlan

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Episode 40!!! This week we’re dealing with season 3 episode 10, All or Nothing. Carrie is struggling with trying not to be the most selfish fool alive and failing miserably. Sam is an enabler who’s gentrifying the meatpacking district (Charlotte loves it), so maybe she deserves the flu she’s suffering from. Meanwhile, Charlotte puts Women On Top by leveling up at breakneck speed and learning to play the game of thrones. In other news, we imagine how the SATC girls would fare in a London AU and in the battle of Winterfell (Pete = Ghost confirmed).

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039 – Tastes Awful, But it Works!

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We knew you were thinking it – CGMD just doesn’t talk about cum enough. We heard your thoughts and we’re here to fix the problem. For the occasion, we’ve brought in our good friend and regular guest Sara! The episode of the week is season 3 episode 9, Easy Come, Easy Go, where Charlotte masters her psychic powers, Samantha gets a mouthful of garbage juice, and we go down to flavour town with some nuanced discussions about everyone’s favourite bodily fluid. Meanwhile, Carrie’s plot is so bad that you’re gonna wish we were talking about cum instead. I wish I was joking, Carrie is awful.

Sara’s twitter: @SunhatZhenya

038 – Carrie Get Diva Cup

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We’re on a boat aaaand it’s going fast aaaaand we got a few men we wanna throw in the trash caaaaaaan… specifically Steve and Big. But good news, we’re joined by friend of the show Lola this week! The three of us sat down to talk about season 3 episode 8, The Big Time, and also about how none of us really know what it means to make partner. Other topics: Steve wants a baby even though he is one, Sam’s afraid of the big bad menopause, and Carrie is the only one in this god damn titular city who has her own tampons. Plus, Trey buys Charlotte a damn ugly watch. And ice cold! ❄

037 – The Tip of the Shitty, Shitty Iceberg

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You’re gonna want to sit down for this new episode, but make sure you finish wiping your ass first (straight men you’re on thin fucking ice). This week we’re discussing season 3 episode 7, Drama Queens, and we have a special guest! Friend of the show Matt (not to be confused with boyfriend of the show and Noisespace overlord Matt) is joining us to talk about Viagra, shitstains, and a very funny gif from Showgirls. You’re gonna love it! Unless you really like the art style of JoJo, in which case you might not like some of what we have to say.

Where to find Matt: nowhere, forget you even asked

036 – Cum Blackout

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Sometimes you gotta ask the real deep questions about yourself, especially the real deep ones that are dumb as hell. In season 3 episode 6, Carrie’s question is so deep and dumb that it’s the episode title: Are We Sluts? Our city ladies contemplate the meaning of slutdom this week, and we diagnose all women as valid regardless of how much sex they do or don’t have. Meanwhile, Aidan spends a very questionable amount of time in the shitter which makes us ponder the spatial logistics of Carrie’s apartment.

035 – Where’s Eraserhead Baby?

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It’s our second bad episode of SATC in a row with season 3 episode 5: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts. In addition to the bad plot of “Samantha dates a black man,” we also lament the death of Kristin Davis’ face via bad kissing, and give Steve a time out for throwing a literal temper tantrum. On a more positive note, we get to finally meet the good boy of Aidan! Plus, we discuss our dream Twin Peaks vacation and gush over Kyle MacLachlan for probably a solid quarter of the episode.

034 – Harvard Gender School

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CW: Talk about bones breaking for a couple minutes in the questions section (the question is about this subject so you’ll know when it’s coming!)

This week your hosts have braved a truly awful episode of Sex and the City for you. We even dragged in a very special guest to suffer with us, friend of the show Josh! The episode of the week is season 3 episode 4, Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl… and hoo boy, the title is just the tip of the iceberg. Carrie dates a bisexual man, Charlotte does drag, and as you can imagine the writers handle both of these topics with absolutely no problems that make us want to die. Meanwhile, Miranda freaks out about domesticity with Steve, and your hosts discuss ancient internet culture that Alex was too baby for.

Find Josh on twitter and tumblr!

033 – My Little Cumrag

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I hope you’re ready for the titty tally to fly off the charts, because this week’s tits and bush count was out of this world. This week we’re discussing season 3 episode 3, Attack of the 5’10” Woman, which surprisingly has little to no attacking. We’re finally blessed with a Miranda plot sans class traitor Steve, and it’s extremely good! We also discuss our Natasha headcanons, figure out which Beyonce songs are best to bone to, and give all our love to women of every height possible.

032 – My Fetish is Hold

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Dear listener, I hope you’re ready to be kinkshamed in our most cursed episode yet, where we discuss season 3 episode 2: Politically Erect. This week we bid farewell to the beautiful John Slattery, who was unfortunately arrested for piss crimes. We also make room for short kings to rise up, unless you’re Sam’s current boyfriend who we hate. Meanwhile, we try to ignore as much of the Miranda/Steve plot as possible, and instead talk about being horny for love and respect.