If you’re bad at sex then you might want to listen closely this week, because our titular city gals are trying to figure out how to know if you’re good in bed. Our episode of the week is season 2 episode 16, Was It Good For You, and the girls are all pretty valid for once! It’s time to get tantric, so buckle up and watch out for unexpected facials!
Are there any two things that go together better than family and premature ejaculation? That’s what we’re tackling this week when we discuss season 2 episode 15: Shortcomings. Miranda deals with her boyfriend’s demon child, while Carrie has to decide whether a perfect family outweighs the burden of her boyfriend’s active volcano of a dick. Meanwhile, Alex and Stephanie look back on some of the books they’ve read, and some of the ones they’ve only seen.
CW: drug talk from 1:23:05 to 1:25:40
We’re back with another new episode, this time featuring the wonderful Sara (aka Cheesa Tonkas)! While we do get pretty derailed, we also manage to talk about our episode of the week, which is season 2 episode 14: The Fuck Buddy. We sadly have to deal with Skipper one last time, and it’s possibly his most insufferable appearance yet. Good thing Dennis Duffy is also here to bore us to tears while Miranda’s boyfriend of the week makes us :mood: emoji.
Sara’s twitter: @SunhatZhenya
Hewwo?? Hewwooo????? Ya girls are back??? It’s 2019 (more like twenty whine-teen for us) and people (especially Miranda) are making choices! In our first episode of the year we’re discussing season 2 episode 13: Games People Play. It sure is a filler episode! This week Carrie has a lot of hot takes on therapy and mental health, and it’s just what we needed after a few weeks of holiday. In other news, we need to go to therapy because of the state of Carrie’s cuffed jeans. Shoutout to our sponsor geekysextoys.com!
Welcome to our very special last episode of 2018! This week we’re joined by a very special guest, Alex’s mum. We’re talking about season 2 episode 12: La Douleur Exquise! Is there anything better than talking about fetishes with family during the holdays? Not really, but you’d better listen to find out!
Call Carrie Charles Darwin, because this week’s episode is season 2 episode 11: Evolution. Miranda’s ovary is lazy, the part of Charlotte’s brain that understands sexuality is also lazy, and Mr Big is the worst person alive (as always). We also discuss Don Draper syndrome, Cave World War II, and Big’s true name.
Welcome to Sex and the City’s first real dive into lowkey racism – whether it’s comparing dating to the caste system or making bad name puns, Carrie sure does blow ass this week! We’re talking about season 2 episode 10: The Caste System, and yeah, they sure did think that was a good episode title. In other news, Steve is a whiny pissbaby, Charlotte is a bougie-ass enemy of the working class, and we’d rather be talking about Ewan McGregor than any of these plots!
Welcome to City Girls: Bigger, Longer, Uncut! Just kidding, if this episode was uncut it would’ve been literally 2 hours long because we had a lot to say. This week our focus is on season 2 episode 9: Old Dogs, New Dicks. Get ready to learn a lot from your foreskin-stanning hosts, with topics including circumcision statistics, smegma, penis guillotines, and Red Dead Redemption. Also, Alex teaches Stephanie about donkey beaches!
Slip n slide into our wettest episode yet! On our 20th installment we’re discussing season 2 episode 8: The Man, The Myth, The Viagra. This week Miranda hates men more than ever, but it’s not enough to stop St*ve from cursing our screens. Meanwhile, Carrie compares men to cyclopses, and Samantha encounters yeeks both thunderous and saggy. Grab your towel, because you’re about to get soaked!
Whether your boyfriend is a hopeless romantic or has the emotional range of a rock, this is an episode you’ll love. And if you don’t have a boyfriend, congratulations! You’ll love it too. This week we’re discussing season 2 episode 7: The Chicken Dance. It’s a wedding episode, which makes it a perfect time for Carrie to reflect on her dumpster fire of a relationship with Big. Put on your sluttiest dress and enjoy the episode!