Episode Thirty: s02e01

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Blair is BACK and better than ever, ready to pop off season two of The Wonder Yeerks, and Satah’s decided to tag along for the long haul too. We suppose that Sara is just along for the ride, then. But that’s fine! Because this week, we have a… rhino, of a time discussing book sixteen: The Warning!

Topics include: Being Very Tender About Children, Dookie Humor, Being Very Tender About How In Love The Children Are, Groups of People, Being Very Tender About How The Children Must Reckon With Their Own Mortality Day In And Day Out, And, Y’Know, Rhinos.

Episode Twenty-Nine: Visser (St)one(d)

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Hey man, c’mon over here. You want a hit? This sweet alien bowl is almost kicked, but there should be enough for one more hit. It’s good shit, too. Some kinda third type, according to Ax. Anyways, let’s get stoned on some galaxy brain kush and talk about crossing over Animorphs with Buffy.

In addition to episodes one and two of The Leader, we also discussed Homestuck Tarot, Slobber Morph, Dad Hates, FatT Bites, Gay For Visser, Animorphs’s First Joke, and Buffy Crossover.

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Episode Twenty-Eight: The Kapplander

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Hey, uh…weird question, but what is this? A podcast? About what? …Animorphs. Huh. Yeah, sorry, we conked our head and got amnesia, so we don’t know much past what we just watched a few minutes ago. Anyways, now that that’s all sorted, join us to talk about this episode of Animorphs, The Forgotten!

In addition to forgetting everything, we also discussed Meme Memories, Slinky Morph, Volleyball Baseball Prowess, Forest Jerky, Wolf Nazis, Cartwheel Ability,

Check out Satah’s new podcast, Music for Molehills!

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Episode Twenty-Seven: Volleyball Baseball

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Well, bad news, Sara’s name-morph lasted longer than 2 hours, so now she’s a namethlitBut that doesn’t matter, because Satah invented a new sport, and we’re gonna make millions off of it! We’re geniuses! Please don’t steal our ideas, we need this to make it through the next financial quarter. Our bosses are brutal! I’m not entirely sure where these show notes are going, but I’m not gonna fix it! Enjoy Satah going wild on this new creation. We also watched an Animorphs episode, whatever.

In addition to The Stranger, we also discussed PNGphobia, Baby Tattoos, Theon’s Dick-Kick Power Up, The Ugliest Skyline, Hot Topic Update, HIRE MORE FEMALE CONTROLLERS, Social Media Death, and Gen Urobuchi’s Senior Thesis.

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Episode Twenty-Six: A Flower Pretending To Be A Snake

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The rumour come out: does Satah is correct? Yes. Absolutely. This a good TV show, and finally, all of the hosts agree. There will be no take-backs. Today we’re talking about Animorphs S01E11, in which the protagonist is inexplicably swapped, and then semi-explicably croc’d. On the “Does Tobias exist?” chart, this one ranks: sort of!

In addition to yet another great episode of this TV show, we discuss: Name Morphs, Coffee Crimes, Zoo Enclosure Logistics, Buffy Digression, Buffy Digression The Second And Also Third, Visser Three Is Banksy, Satah Has A Fucking Breakdown About A Pop Star Misidentification, Lllamas: They’re Good, Friendship Was The Lesson, Parallel Universes

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Episode Twenty-Five: Dope Therapy Lion

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Well, Lulu did in fact morph her leg into a broken one! But she’s back now, and is extremely slowly de-morphing. Hopefully she doesn’t get stuck like this! Anyways, we have the first episode that Lulu actually liked! Wow! Some top quality acting out of Shawn Ashmore here.

In addition to this stellar two-part episode of television, we also discussed Lulu’s New Name, Violet Trout, CheezyTits’s Cassie Slander, Driver’s License Will and Testament, Marco’s Star Wars Rage, The Andalite Dictionary, Youtube Poop Retrospective, and a Garold Cameo!

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Episode Twenty-Four: The Power of Friendship

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Lulu gone done and morphed her leg into a broken leg, so Blair’s back to cover episode eight of the TV show! Much like the inside of Satah’s brain, this one’s all about Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill. What’s going on with that guy? What’s Seerow’s Kindness? Is it less weird that Tobias isn’t here AGAIN if everyone else is also offscreen? Is Marco, like… okay? Are any of us?!

In addition to this episode of Animorphs, we discuss: Next Time On Blair, Is A Hog A Ham?, Worst Floors to Eat Off Of, Maladaptive Coping Mechanisms: The Series, PhD in Shipping, Revenge is Exhausting, Bring Back Old Fanfiction Tools

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Episode Twenty-Three: Oatmeal Crimes

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Welcome to the first ever live episode of The Wonder Yeerks! Lulu’s up in Toronto for EGLX, and Satah made the trip over to her hotel to record this episode in the flesh! Also, the gang has finally found a weapon to fight the yeerks, and it’s fuckin…oatmeal. Brown sugar oatmeal. Yeah, we don’t know either. Apparently this happens in the books, but we haven’t gotten there yet, so we assumed this was a weird edit by the showrunners, but it’s canon! Whoops!   In addition to this abysmal episode, we also discussed: Live Studio Audience, EGLX [check Lulu out on Saturday at 12:15 EST! twitch.tv/gamesfinishe], Airborne Meat Trap Beat, Luna Watches Satah’s Face Not React To Her References In Real Time, Oatmeal Onomatopoeia, Customers are Stupid, Prop Budget, Shaped for Tunnels, Luna Sings An Entire Hanna-Barbera Theme Song?, Animorphs Musical Referenced Media: Our audio producer Spittle, ADVENTURE’s Animorphs Episodes   Support us on Patreon!

Episode Twenty-Two: The Cooler Ranch Morph

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Well folks, remember how we said nobody gave a shit about Tobias being a nothlit? Remember how he almost killed himself in book three because he hated it so much? Yeah, me neither. Anyways, Visser Three throws a temper tantrum and we talk about whether Satah’s a furry! It’s The Message!

In addition to this nightmarish episode of Animorphs, we also discussed Women’s Leagues, Dorito Names, Ketchup Debacles, Ben 10 Lore, AFAB: Assigned Furry at Birth, and Luna Finally Makes a Reference Someone Understands!

Check out Lulu’s guest spots on What’s Yr Fursona and In Pursuit of Passions!

REFERENCED MEDIA: Bird in a Cage

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