036 – McCain Drinking A 40 In The Death Basket

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This episode is a eulogy for the Maverick, who recently ejected out of the mortal plane, breaking both arms immediately. We suspect he’ll spend his time in the afterlife nearly doing the right thing, then deciding not to. This week, Zach auditions for SNL. Alex does two podcasts at once. Josh enters the confessional.

Featuring: Alex, Zach and Josh

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Phil Collins – In The Air Tonight

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007 – Sheesh!

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Welcome back to your favourite podcast! Alex and Stephanie are here to chat about episode 7 of Sex and the City: The Monogamists. But, more importantly, we’re also here to question the lack of a gritty Wild Thornberrys reboot, start some blowjob discourse, and laugh about a funnie boob. Which girl is the secret McElroy sister? Which was our valid-dick-torian? Listen to find out, and mow hay every day!

006 – Poop Titties 4

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Welcome to Ariana Grande fan hour! This week we’re talking about Secret Sex, episode 6 of Sex and the City. It’s a huge milestone episode – Carrie finally goes on her first real date with Big, and we hate it. In fact, we hate it so much that we keep getting distracted with other important topics, like The Americans on FX, Sweetener (buy now on iTunes!!), and OkCupid weirdos. Get ready for a good spanking!

002 – All Models Are Brainless

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This week on City Girls Make Do,  Alex and Stephanie watch episode 2 of Sex and the City and decide whether or not models are people.

Content warning: This episode features a storyline where a man films himself having sex with women without their consent. Major discussion of this happens from 33:30 – 35:55, 49:55 – 50:40, and 53:40 – 55:50.

Podcast art done by Summer! Find her art here: http://summergeist.art

031 – Jordan “Gollum ‘Stitch’ Smeagol” Peterson

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We got him, folks. We here at HKIPGTD launched our funny Trump balloon over London and he resigned immediately. Now that that’s taken care of, we can talk about the REAL issues: roasting everyone, finding regular ways to use pig heads, and how to do a Jordan Peterson voice. And as always, thanks for listening to our podcast, HKIPGT

Featuring AlexBrooks, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Ted Nugent – Wang Dang Sweet Poontang (live)

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