Episode Fifty-Five: Put Ya Dick in Some Wires

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Whew! That was a real tough battle, but Sara managed to get out of Canada alive! Unfortunately, we had to leave Satah behind for a little bit to fend off the oncoming Yeerk horde. Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll be fine. In the meantime, we took a trip down to not-exactly-Atlantis to take a look at some Beegees, according to Rachel. It’s The Mutation!

In addition to Shorts Season, Johnny Two Brains, Porn Laptop, Mob Psycho Animorphs AU, Double Depression, Closed-System Reproduction, and Everybody Knows Paprika’s Fucked.

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064 – Hey If There’s More If The Oceans Are More If There If The Water Get Tall Then Boat There’s More Boat

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Meltdown May is steaming ahead at full power! Sara and Sam discuss some heated gaming moments from a surprising source, the reasons that climate change is good actually, unionbusting airlines, and more!

Featuring Sam and Sara
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Episode Fifty-Four: Because Of Her Tendency To Commit Treason Immediately

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In the longest episode yet, we somehow stay completely on-topic. In our defense, there’s a lot going on. It’s a seasonally appropriate Animorphs special today as we discuss the book Visser. No, not the monologuing himbo; the other one. Oh shit.

In addition to… huh. No, seriously, this is just us talking about purely the book for almost an hour and a half.

Referenced media: You made this? I made this.

EPISODE 139: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

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Hey, what was the name of this movie again? Sara sure can’t keep it straight! But I’m pretty sure it’s A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge! And on top of that, girlfriend of the show Andrea joined us to holler about homoerotic “subext”!

In addition to Freddy the 13th, we also talk about Classic Dick Splinters, Hotboxing in a Pickle, Make Me, Daddy Needs Weed, and Mr. Wonderful!

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Thanks Andrea for being on the show! If you wanna follow her, check her out at @DregaDraws on twitter!

Thanks as always to Satah for their excellent intro/outro music! Find more of their stuff at gaygothvibes.online!

039 – Tastes Awful, But it Works!

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We knew you were thinking it – CGMD just doesn’t talk about cum enough. We heard your thoughts and we’re here to fix the problem. For the occasion, we’ve brought in our good friend and regular guest Sara! The episode of the week is season 3 episode 9, Easy Come, Easy Go, where Charlotte masters her psychic powers, Samantha gets a mouthful of garbage juice, and we go down to flavour town with some nuanced discussions about everyone’s favourite bodily fluid. Meanwhile, Carrie’s plot is so bad that you’re gonna wish we were talking about cum instead. I wish I was joking, Carrie is awful.

Sara’s twitter: @SunhatZhenya

Episode Fifty-Three: Some People Irony Poison To Cope

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Cancel culture is when six teenagers with alien technology come together to try to get you to freak out over some cockroaches in your salad. Sometimes, the natural state of two lifebeings interacting is fear. These are just quotes from Blair I really loved that were too long to make the episode title. I’m writing this at a bar because as I ordered a beer, I realised I hadn’t finished editing the episode, so I did it in the corner. Like a cool kid! The things I do for you. Anyway, book, I guess. I’m over it! Animorphs book 35: The Proposal. It’s a palindrome of the episode number! Fuuuun!!!!!!!

In addition to Marco’s mental state, we discuss: Dopamine Machine Please, Poodles Have Genetic Bows, Caring About The Earth Was Starting To Become A Fad (But Not Enough Of A Fad), I Wanna Watch TV With That Dad, It’s Comforting To Know Humanity Has Always Been Broken, and The Cool Adult Who’s In On Things

Referenced media: David Tennant with a ponytail, and again, Michael Grant’s andalite drawing from the series bible, white taxidermy monkey meme

EPISODE 137: Identity

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This week, our episode comes to you with a prepackaged twist: every host and guest that’s ever been on the show is actually one of many split identities fighting to the death in a motel as an outdated and frankly perplexing allegory for dissociative identity disorder! Or, more specifically, Sara has bought former guest and friend of the show Michael back on to talk about Identity (2003), and what a perplexing John Cusack  vehicle it is.

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online
Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him lying facedown in a patch of mud somewhere in northern Iowa.

061 – The Hungy Games (2008 Novel)

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Andy Cuandy Loves It! One Weird Trick To Get $1.6 Billion From The City Of New York!
Ambassadors Hate Him! One Wacky Way To Get Evicted From An Ecuadorian Embassy!
White Supremacists Love Her! One Odd Tip To Get YouTube Live Comments Disabled!

All these useful lifehacks and more as Sara and Roy tackle the week on Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die.

Featuring: Sara and Roy
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Lit – My Own Worst Enemy

Episode Fifty-Two: Motherfuckers Going To The Moon In A Paper Airplane

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We read Animorphs book 34, The Prophecy. That’s all I’m writing about the episode this week, cuz I’m tired. Take that, George Lucas!
In addition to loving body sharing tropes, we espouse opinions on: Doggie Video Is Here To Stay, I Have To Fight My Adult Son, Ships Look Like Species, and What If Your Hometown Lake Was Polluted With Fascist Space Colonisers

EPISODE 136 – Housebound

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Hey, you ever do a crime and get put under house arrest? I suppose then you’d be, as the kids say, home stuck! Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie Estrogenliker is here to holler about the New Zealand comedy-horror Housebound!

In addition to Homestuck: The Movie, we also talked about oozing titties, wishing Amos his best in the afterlife, and heads that just do that!

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Sara was recently on an episode of Running in the 90’s to watch the OVA for Birdy the Mighty! If you’d like, you can find that episode here!

Thank you very much to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! More of their music can be found at gaygothvibes.online.

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