051 – Donald’s Declassifed Government Survival Guide

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The podcast’s transfeminine trifecta delivers you the week’s news in a delicious, patriotic, presidential American Cheese and Canadian Bacon hamberder-style sandwich. We’re three weeks into 2019 and I just checked my watch: it looks like we’re having a normal one! Thanks for listening to Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die!

Featuring: Sara, Eden, alex leafcrunch
Edited by alex leafcrunch. Yes I get to put my twitter in twice.

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Mad About Me – Figrin D’an

Episode Forty-Six: Okay, I’m Going To Do A Naruto

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Just because someone is absolutely one hundred percent guaranteed by the stars to kill one of your co-hosts is no reason not to stan. It’s a Cassie book, which means a lot of fumbling through trying to process the philosophical core of the Animorphs series. Also, eels! Join three people who have grown so ancient & wizened that they can no longer handle your standard iced tea to discuss this sweet treat of a book, number 29, The Sickness. Ooh ah ah ah.
In addition to moral complexity of alien species, we discuss: No Jokes 2K19, Licensed Fast Food Toys, and A Homestuck Tangent

050 – The Purge 6: Joshua Tree

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Bezos is filing for divorce? Folks, he should be filing his taxes! Join Sam, Patrick, Sara and Josh as they discuss the bipartisan agreement to be weird about AOC, the President saying “build my own wall or get poisoned, no government this year.” (paraphrased), and more as 2019 continues to shape up as a normal one. Fuck! We didn’t make a joke about “Josh”ua Tree.

Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara, Josh.
Edited by alex leafcrunch.

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
U2 – Where The Streets Have No Name

Episode Forty-Five: Wait. You Guys. Andalite Vampires Would Kick You

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A heart-wrenching book about animal experimentation and factory farming somehow results in an episode that gets randy’n’rowdy by the middle of the intro. Don’t ask us how, but the energy just goes up from there. It’s Animorphs book 28, The Experiment, and we’re asking the tough questions: what if literally no-one can read???

In addition to having perhaps too-high expectations of the philosophical centre of a children’s book, we discuss: We Don’t Know The Upper Bounds Of How Many Hands Visser 3 Has, One Single Framed Photo Of Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill, Selfish Extreme Home Makeover Host, Desperate Housewives Is Actually Good, Riverdale Tangent

Referenced media: Fluffy Ax drawing, little brown bird!!!, the history of traffic lights

HKIPGTD State Of The Union 2019

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A thankaroo from us to you. It’s been a really great experience to do this show for a year and so we put something together to say “Thamk Yuo”

While you’re here let me also extend my (patrick) and our (assorted non-patrick) thanks to:
Sara, for getting us all off our asses to actually get the show going
Sam, for doing so much of the heavy lifting re:editing in the beginning and also in the now
Matt, for giving our show a place to call home
Brooks and Eddy for providing the wonderful community that brought us all together (crank naysh represent!)
All of my wonderful cohosts for being so cool and fun to talk to and make a show with
And me, for [fill this in when you think of how not to be a dick about it]

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men

EPISODE 127: Train to Busan

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We’re back! And we’re here to tackle one of Sara’s favorite takes on zombies, with Yeon Sang-Ho’s Train to Busan! With Y’all like Depeche Mode? Reach out and click faith? Is that anything? Hope so!

We also discussed Downloadable Jesus, Zombies Make You Cry, Sense8 Petitions, and Press X to Kiss Your Wife!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
SSSS.GRIDMAN
Cells at Work
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Riverdale

Thank you as always to People You Meet Outside of Bars for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their other stuff at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

BONUS EPISODE: Setting the Record Queerk, with Alexis and Kaylee!

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On this week’s episode of Setting the Record Queer, I sat down w- wait, no, that’s not quite right. Join Sara as she engages in a crossover event with the hosts of Setting the Record Queer! Join us as we watch Not My Problem, defend the prequels, and find out just how much the average person knows about Animorphs! Spoiler: it’s really not that much.

Thank you so much to Alexis (@princessproto) and Kaylee (@witchs_hex) for coming on the show! To find their show, please check out settingtherecordqueer.com!

Support us on Patreon!

049 – One Point Seven Dollars

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It’s almost 2019, and it’s time to reflect on the very normal year we’ve had, and turn our eyes forward to the very normal year to come. It’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! How much will Sam personally donate to fund the border wall? Which politician’s fetish will become public knowledge next year? Tune in for the answers to these questions, and more.

Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara.
Edited by alex leafcrunch.

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
~Oingo and Boingo~ – Makoto Yasumura, Motoko Kumai and Hidenobu Kiuchi

EPISODE 126: Cam (2018)

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Grab a straw, babies, we’re slurping on some Respecting Women Juice in this our 2x doppelgänger-as-metaphor cinematic combo! Join your hosts as we discuss the Netflix original Cam (2018) and waffle about lofty ideas such as “theme” and “narrative devices” and “what if this movie was about YouTubers and starred Logan Paul instead”!
RECOMMENDATIONS:
A Short Story About a War
Dance and Cry
Thank you to People You Meet Outside of Bars for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!