039 – Antz (1998 Film)

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I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over.

(CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in)

Featuring Sam, Sara, and Patrick.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band – Ant Man Bee

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037 – 50 First Bowls of Chili

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What a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we’ve got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington… maybe more! I guess you’ll have to listen to find out, because I just ate a big bowl of chili before writing this description and don’t remember what happened in the episode. For more information, visit http://forgotmychildren.fart/.

Featuring: Sara, Zach, Eden, and Caroline

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Eminem – Shady CXVPHER

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The Wonder Yeerks

The Wonder Yeerks is a podcast where we rewatch/reread Animorphs! Press your hand to the Escafil and let’s go!

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We’re a podcast where two trans 20somethings (Blair and Sara) talk about horror movies! New episodes every Monday!

035 – Reach Into Your Local Trade Union

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Here in 2018, what we know for sure is that Powerthirst is funny and that capitalism is the most reasonable distribution of resources. Just ask Verizon! This week the squad talks new names, vape games, popping big bottles for the big man Manafort and manages three separate times to discuss internet culture minutiae. We’re extremely online, just don’t report us to Doug Ford!

Featuring: Sam, Sara, Eden, Matt and Lauren

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The Coup – The Guillotine

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033 – Our Man’s Sky

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Happy Space Force! All the hosts on this week met in person last weekend, and they all lived! Now the gamers are back and they get into the important stuff like space force, Saudi Arabia threatening to do a 9/11, old video games, space force and a dating app that really screwed the pooch.

Featuring Lauren, Sara, Caroline, Sam and Matt.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
The World Ends With You – Countdown: Final Day

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030 – Elon Musk’s Cave Story

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Disclaimer: Discord was having a lot of issues on the day of this recording, so the episode is a bit rough at times. Nothing we can do about it, sorry! This week, we discuss the correct pronunciation of Twenty One Pilots, learn about famous Bretts, and get grandfathered into lizardom. Here lies Discord… peperony and chease.

Featuring LunaLaurenZach, Caroline, and Evan.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

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028 – An Awfully Hot Coffee Pot

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I hope you’re all ready for some freaking civility, because we’re at our most polite and restrained this week. When the Supreme Court’s got you down, just remember there’s one silver lining: you can always get a UTI! Also, congratulations to Yung Challenger!

Featuring SamLuna, and Zach.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Eminem – The Storm

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025 – Cleaning Out the Spam Box

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Sorry this episode is a bit disorganized! It’s been a week. But if you think that’s going to stop us from saying our standard detestable garbage, hey, I guess you don’t know this podcast very well! This week: Linus’s dad gets doxxed, Luna gets censored, Matt has some issues with Bill Clinton, and Sam makes the most shameful mistake of his life.

Featuring SamMattLuna, and Linus.

Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Tim and Eric – Doo Dah Doo Doo