Hello ladies and crabs (and anyone else listening), this week Alex and Stephanie are writing themselves into The Winds of Winter, bringing back rabies, and not trusting doctors. Oh, and also talking about season 2 episode 17: Twenty-Something Girls vs. Thirty-Something Women. It’s the penultimate episode of season 2, so make sure you break out your reserves of dumb bitch juice before we head into the finale. You’re gonna need it!