Alone In The Dark (2005)

Alone In The Dark (2005)
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Hosts: Dan, Maxie
Premiered: December 5, 2021

This month’s movie is Uwe Boll’s Alone in The Dark!

This movie has a reputation of being “the worst film of all time”. This was likely hyperbole from 00s gamers, but that doesn’t mean the movie couldn’t stand to do a lot better. The movie wants to be 5 different genres, none of which fit with the game, and the opening text crawl needlessly explains all the plot twists before it can even start. Rest in piss, Lowtax.

Dan’s Rating:
0/5 Adaptation
3/5 Film

Maxie’s Rating:
0/5 Adaptation
1-2/5 Film

Next Month: Ace Attorney (2012)

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