We’ve been wondering what Aqua’s character is, and the game has kindly provided us with some answers! It turns out, first and foremost, she’s a bootlicker! Oh, okay! Let’s watch in horror as Aqua takes a tour of four Disney worlds and intensely respects anyone and everyone who orders her around in them. Is this really what her game is about? Xehanort, can you please give her something else to do?