S9E8: Alas Poor Padlock

S9E8: Alas Poor Padlock
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Premiered: July 28, 2024

(Wing Dagger picks up Padlock’s head): Alas, poor Padlock! I knew him, Hot Shot: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his alt mode a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hangs that faceplate I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the cell block on a roar? Not one now, to mark your own dying badly? Quite chap-fallen. Now get thee to Primus’ chamber and tell him, make a woman for the omnicons to become fixated on to make them mine better. Prithee, Hot Shot, tell me one thing?

Hot Shot: What’s that?

Wing Dagger: Why is it that episode 23 is basically the same as episode 21?

Hot Shot: Well, we gotta fill 51 episodes with SOMETHING!

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