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#157 – The Razzler Strikes!

Diet Coke & Lilith enjoy Sour Powerade Blue Raspberry Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Thunder by lennyboy (freesound.org) Door, Front, Opening, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Noise - Juandamb (fresound.org) Walking through Mud - Breviceps Strong wind inside house _ Viento fuerte interior casa - SonoRec (freesound.org) Tape Start - unfa (freesound.org) video_recorder_load_cassette_02 - Magedu (freesound.org) creaky door - m_marek (freesound.org) Door, Front, Closing, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Door closing, door closed - steinhyrningur (freesound.org) Door_Heavy_Reverb_Open_Close - LamaMakesMusic (freesound.org) video_recorder_eject_cassette - magedu (freesound.org)…

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April 8, 2025

Prime Cuts

S10E7: Those Who Walk Away From Waspinator

Hhhhooooooooo boy where to begin with War For Cybertron Kingdom. Is it better than Earthrise? Absolutely. Is it better than Siege? Debatable. Is it good? Absolutely not. In just two episodes,, this show hits us with the most baffling vocal performances yet, a slew of new old characters to ruin, time travel, even more Airazor disrespect, character arc sparknotes so sloppy it gave us whiplash, and beast modes that somehow don't really look any better than they did in 1996. Also the most incredible IMDB synopsis ever put to screen, and a theory about Waspinator's place in the world. Noise…

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April 7, 2025

Check Out This Guy

Ep.72 – Tarot Cards Part One

This sure is the weirdest poker hand I've ever been dealth. Morg leads Quatre and Izzy through learning about Tarot cards and we start assigning characters to these cards. We'll pick up with a part 2 someday. Our artwork features portraits by all 4 hosts, as well as Dani Diaz, Velvet Lily, Malus Draco, and Lauri Saunders Discord | Tumblr | Cohost Find the hosts elsewhere: Izzy - FurAffinity Quatre - TikTok | Tumblr | Instagram Morg - Twitter | Cohost | Sonic Shuffle Emory - FurAffinity | Gon x Will x Hunting and We Rate Queerbait | The Disappearances…

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April 6, 2025

Sounds About Light

S6E25 – It’s Not Violent When They’re Little Cartoons (Dark Road Part 3)

After toggling their active quest, Xehanort and friends have apparently decided to go to Agrabah, and so has Eraqus I guess! We've got some irrelevant Jafar shenanigans to deal with and then the plot of Dark Road starts. Vidar and Baldr have been up to a lot of stuff offscreen (why does it feel like most of the plot of this game happened before the game started?) and we're going to hear about it. These mobile games sure love killing kids, huh? Sam | Drew | Bluesky

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April 2, 2025

Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax

#156 – A Very Shaqualicious Episode

Diet Coke and Lilith hang out with their buddy Shaq and his large gummies Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Thunder by lennyboy (freesound.org) Door, Front, Opening, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Noise - Juandamb (fresound.org) Walking through Mud - Breviceps Strong wind inside house _ Viento fuerte interior casa - SonoRec (freesound.org) Tape Start - unfa (freesound.org) video_recorder_load_cassette_02 - Magedu (freesound.org) creaky door - m_marek (freesound.org) Door, Front, Closing, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Door closing, door closed - steinhyrningur (freesound.org) Door_Heavy_Reverb_Open_Close - LamaMakesMusic…

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April 1, 2025

Prime Cuts

S10E3: Shockwave’s Hentai Adventure

THIS SHOW SUCKS!!! What is there to say other than that? Well. I guess we can apologize for the title. Sorry. See you all in a month!! Noise Space | Discord

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February 10, 2025

Pod of Greed

261: For a blissful moment I forgot Tom Hiddleston’s existence

Who will win in this duel between two groups of chosen ones? Will the show suddenly swap protagonists right before the final arc? Only one way to find out! Watching: Episodes 127-129 (S2 E51-53) of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Argyle | Dan | Max Edited by Argyle Twitter | cohost | Discord | YouTube Support the show on Patreon! A Noise Space Podcast

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February 4, 2025

Prime Cuts

S10E2: Hahaha, Yeah!

Well...I guess these episodes were objectively better than the first two in terms of being a TV show, but they made us WAY madder. Even the surprise appearance of Ratchet and Impactor old man yaoi couldn't stop us from gnashing our teeth over this show's muddy plotting, flat and boring characterization, Jetfire's absolutely atrocious face turn, and Optimus Prime's...well, everything really. This guy SUCKS!!!!! Noise Space | Discord

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February 3, 2025

Prime Cuts

S10E1: Bumblebee the Enlightened Centrist

You know what? It's 2025. Time we grew the fuck up! It's time to toss away our childish things, such as good lighting and fun character writing, and watch a show about REAL giant robot war. Thankfully Netflix has just the thing. This ain't your grandpappy's Transformers, kiddos! This is a big important WAR STORY that has discussion of TREATIES and WAR CRIMES in it! Will we tell you what the treaty entails, or what the war crimes are? NO!! Everyone sounds cool and badass and has absolutely no personality beyond "grizzled", just like REAL WAR! Optimus Prime is a…

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January 27, 2025

Wow!! Cool Robot!!!

S10E5 – Three Tiny Sandwiches

They should've freaking called it Operation Amazonian!!! Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Origin episode 5 Featuring - Max | Kay Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs | Special Grade Snax Twitter Bluesky Discord Noise Space

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January 25, 2025