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55 – Little Peepaw Bernie

Alex (English, Does not vote in US elections) and Josh (voted for John McCain) are coming at you this week to talk about the candidacy of Comrade Sanders, the ongoing Jussie Smollett debacle, the never ending temporal hellscape that is US election season, and some other stuff before Alex introduces a new segment: Tea Time! in which she regales us of all her tales of the fun political hijinx of ye olde british isles (independent party, ISIS brides, Piers & Ariana).Featuring: Alex and Josh Edited by PatrickMusic Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Liza Minnelli – Maybe This Time

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34: The Minion-ium Puzzle (S1 Wrap-Up)

Sorry about this one! Believe it or not, this was supposed to be our season 1 wrap-up episode! We went into the recording booth without a plan and boy howdy, it shows! Please do your best to enjoy this slightly-shorter-than-usual episode of rants, rambles, and minions. Also! Sorry about my mic quality! I was out of the house and forgot to bring my good mic. I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me. Love, Max. Watching: nothing! Featuring: Argyle, Dan, Max, Sarah PoG Twitter, Tumblr, and Discord Songs used: The Gambler (GBX & Sparkos Hoedown Remix Bootleg)…

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80 – big brain

happy 2/3rds of lost-iversary! we’ve only got 41 hours of the show to go, folks. and this week it’s Something Nice Back Home, of Season 4 Episode 10 fame. in the present, Jack gets sick and has some challenging thoughts on his own treatment. in the future, Jack is in a happy and healthy relationship, and it sure would be a shame if a single spooky occurence instilled doubt! it’s not a great episode but Juliet is pretty cool in it. don’t forget, therapy has been rendered useless!

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Teaser: The Circlejuerg, Week 1

We may have finally gotten the Just Say Me episode of Juergen’ It done, but we are by no means finished with that episode of Secret Life! This week, we begin our new Patreon series, the Circlejuerg, in which we will continue watching and discussing Just Say Me once a week, every week, until the patrons let us stop. For as low as $1 a month, you can get access to the Circlejuerg, as well as all of our bonus content up to this point: Secret Life audio commentaries, our full reading series of the Secret Diary of Ashley Juergens,…

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30 – Horse Secrets

Your favourite anti-equestrian gals have finally reached the end of season 2, and they brought friend and artist of the show Summer along for the ride! This week’s episode is season 2 episode 18, Ex and the City. Between horses, huge dicks (the ex kind), and huge dicks (the dick kind), there’s a lot to unpack. So hop on your favourite horsie and gallop into season 3 with us!Find Summer on twitter or tumblr!

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S2E16 – Nancy Reagan Told Me to Jerk Off

It’s finally here! The long-awaited redo of our lost episode – S02E16, “Just Say Me”! This is the episode where everyone is masturbating! That’s all you need to know, so for the rest of this description, enjoy the episode titles we didn’t use, because it was tough to pick just one this week! If you don’t like it, feel free to mentally swap it out for one of the following:1. Deep in Bad Ricky 2. Paddling the Top Canoe 3. Ashley Targaryen, Gender Centrist 4. Petition to Fix the Two and a Half Men Theme Song 5. Hands Race 6.…

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79 – joey boat

hope you like words cause we’ve got ’em, here in Season 3 Episode 11, Enter 77. in the past, Sayid is forced to confront his horrible deeds and gives us one of the best scenes we’ve scene out of the show??? and in the present, Locke plays Chess and an eyepatched man lives on a farm. it’s pretty fun! almost as fun as a much better show that we come up with. we’re good at our jobs

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33: Enter the Code “DOGGYDEVLIN” for 25% Off Your Next Order

Well folks, here we are at the end of all things. It's the end of season 1 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters, the end of season 2 of Pod of Greed, and possibly the end of Yugi Mutou's career as a duellist...Unless Yami can google the Player's Handbook in time, he's going to have to forfeit the title of King of Games to this sexy emo band member we all love.Featuring special guest Colin @padgettish! Check out their game Love in a Bottle and all the other games submitted to Emotional Mecha JamAlso with: Max, Dan, SarahWatching: Episodes 46, 47, 48…

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1.8 – uwu Anime Boy

We’re back after a short hiatus, and let me tell you, this episode has everything. Dramatic readings! Our first wild card movie! Ill-advised usage of internet slang by a man in his thirties! Oh, and thoughtful considerations regarding trauma, faith, and the moving image.CW: some saucy shit in the front, and Nazi shit in the back.This week’s matchups: Raging Bull v. Howl’s Moving Castle Schindler’s List v. Winter Light—Drop us a line: [email protected] Follow us on Twitter: @middlebrowpod Follow Michelle on Twitter: @spacejamfan Follow Derek on Twitter: @derek_g

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EPISODE 132: Mom & Dad

It’s time to get together and watch Blair ride off into the sunset, and we’re sending him off in the only way we know how – with some Nic Cage wild bullshit! It’s time for an infanticidal rampage, as we tackle Mom & Dad! C’mon along as we find out just what it means to be heterosexual!In addition to this war on children, we also discussed Kitty Korner, Gamers Corner, Mean English Teachers, Skateboarder Birth, The Cancellation of Talls, and Being Nic Malkovich!RECOMMENDATIONS:The Adventure Zone: AmnestyAuralnauts’s Star Wars seriesThanks as always to people you meet outside of bars for their…

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