Slappers Only

Look, even though we have to take a break every five minutes to justify our love of this bad game, it doesn't mean it's a bad game! It only spent ten years in development hell, had multiple cancelled DLCs, had a rushed and convoluted latter third, had a flashy but ultimately pointless combat system, but... The food is pretty! And you can drift on a giant chicken! It's truly impossible to say whether it's good or bad, really. Follow Us: Jordan's Twitter: https://twitter.com/BradypusRex Max's Twitter: https://twitter.com/maxibajillion Slappers Only: https://twitter.com/SlappersOnlyPod

Do you have your dentures in your mouth? Well, keep them secure because they may want to pop out! We're throwing it back to 1964, to the tropical jungles of Tselinoyarsk, USSR. That's right it's Snake Eater! This week, we're talking about Kojima's Quick-Draw, a Johnny Sasaki Strand Game, and how ANYONE could make a better Metal Gear game at this point (our answer may infuriate you). Watch out for Brazilian Wandering Spiders! Follow Us: Jordan's Twitter: https://twitter.com/BradypusRex Max's Twitter: https://twitter.com/maxibajillion Slappers Only: https://twitter.com/SlappersOnlyPod

In the inaugural episode of Slappers Only, Max and Jordan are putting Six Slappers from the Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker head to head to figure out, objectively, which one is the best. This week, we're talking about serious Bokoblin violence, clappin' clams, and Probopass boss strats. Didgeridoes what Nintendon't! Follow us! Max: https://twitter.com/maxibajillion Jordan: https://twitter.com/bradypusrex