Bean

make way for our new protagonist. sawyer’s out, and juliet’s in!!!! it’s season 3 episode 7, titled Not In Portland. we’re back in the classic prison cages. doctor jack only has an hour to save ben’s life in the OR, but he won’t until his best friends are safe and sound!! good thing he knows the secret artery that takes exactly one hour to kill when severed. meanwhile in the past, we learn about Juliet’s Past. how’d she get so good at murder? well, she wasn’t always so cold, y’know. hard to believe, but it’s true. we also talk about…

welcome back. this week we’re talking about The Other Woman — it’s our first season 4 episode, and it’s all about Juliet. she’s the Other Woman, and she does some homewreckin’ in the past, some classic good soap opera drama. in the present, a plot to poison the entire island (?????) is thwarted by the gang, and frankly it coulda been thwarted way earlier if our heroes could just… talk to each other. other non-lost topics include the emoji movie, youtube comments, and corporations.

the show you love. it’s true, it’s here. we’re stayin in the prison arc, backin up a bit to Season 3, Episode 2, titled The Glass Ballerina, our first episode spent with Sun and Jin!! we travel to korea and learn about how marriage isn’t easy, while the red sox win the world series and sayid hatches a bad plan. meanwhile, james reminisces about my favourite martian, and bean gets mad at jeb bush?? i dunno. podcasting is hard.

hello, and welcome to ep 6!! we watch Season 3, Episode 6 here… it’s called I DO, and guess who’s getting married? it’s gotta be everyone’s favorite fugitive. we talk about KATE and the destruction she leaves in her wake for no particular reason. we also spend lots of time embroiled in a Steamy Sordid Love Triangle!! hoo baby!!

episode five?? it’s true, we’re back and we’re talking about Season 1, Episode 16…… titled OUTLAWS. it stars the protagonist of the show, sawyer, as he fights a boar and also his sordid past life of crime. sunrise, sunset. we realize that season 1 of lost is really tonally distinct from the rest of the show, and we also stretch the definition of “australian accent”.

it’s episode FOUR baby!!!! we talk about season 2 episode 21…. titled simply ? … mysterious, right?? what a mysterious title. oooooo. i’m spooked. this is our longest ep yet bc we talk about a lot of other stuff, like planes, words, and carly rae jepsen

it’s episode three of the ISLAND SHUFFLE and we’re drinking martinis to celebrate. this episode we watched Season 6, Episode 8, called RECON, and YES that is exactly one episode prior to the episode we watched prior!! those odds are crazy. anyways, we learn about the alternate timeline where sawyer is still horny, and also we make fun of some nerds for probably way too long. we’re sorry.

it’s week two of this journey and we’re watching season 6, episode 9… AB AETERNO. after last week’s island adventure, we meet Ricky the Sufferer and learn a whole lot of nonsense island mythos. one thing is certain: we’ve been in hell this whole time.

welcome to The Island Shuffle. bean and james begin a long journey by talking about Season 2, episode 19… the Long Con. we meet our hero, Sawyer, and learn how long a con can be…… (spoilers, it can be pretty dang long!!)