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we recommend searching for an image of waluigi before entering this episode, though it isn’t necessary. what IS necessary is Season 1 Episode 11, titled All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues. Jack hates his daddy! and he hates when his friends get stolen into the Jungle! but he LOVES to punch a dead man. forgive us for getting political, but we can’t help ourselves. we’ve also got some ideas for the oscars! exciting stuff

the lads talk about What They Died For, Season 6 Episode 16. it’s the very penultimate episode of the whole dang show! right before the finale!! so you know it’s going to be some real great television. Jacob explains it all in a very satisfying way, while Ben and Widmore, the two big antagonists, finally really butt heads once and for all! also, what if our favourite plane made it safe and sound? it means Jack has a child and there’s a big big concert! join us as we look directly into the camera of our own souls.

CW: the episode we watched this week depicts a suicide attempt, and we talk about this scene from about 39:00 to 42:30.we’re not having any fun this week, since we’re watching Season 5, Episode 7, known as The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham. we learn all about Locke’s time trying, and mostly failing, to recruit the crew and get ’em back all to go back to the Island. folks, we actually like the show this week! but we also like to talk linguistics and shakespeare, because this is a podcast for smart people

this week we think outside the island for Season 1, Episode 9, titled Solitary. we learn about Sayid’s time working as a torturer and falling in love. meanwhile in the present, Sayid makes a friend and Hurley starts a club. meanwhile we catch up on Maritimes Sports Gossip, think about JJ’s twisted mindscape, and reinvent everyone’s favourite awards show ONCE and for ALL.

happy new year, to you and to yours! we’re back and we’re watching Dead is Dead Season 5 Episode 12 and it’s all about Ben Linus’ time growing up, being a teen, then being mean!! in the present day, Locke and Ben are married and making it work. a rat sings us a song, too! don’t forget, take a shower an hour.

in our final episode in the year of our lord 2017, we finally talk about the state of legal weed in canada. we also get around to talking about Season 1 Episode 14, Special. it’s all about Walt and Michael trying to get along, Walt having untold abilities, and Walt’s Mom being mean for no good reason.we’ll be taking a two week break after this ep for the holidays, and returning on January 10th. happy snow time to all!!

it’s Season 5, Episode 5, This Place is Death, this week. it’s all about Jin finding his friends and Sun holding a gun. be sure to stick around for the greatest television pitch you’re ever gonna hear.

we’re back!! after a month off we’re talkin’ about our favourite show ever, and you know it’s gotta be Lost. of course it’s Season 4 Episode 5, The Constant. ol’ Desmond’s on a helicopter, then he’s in the military?? what kind of nonsense?? well we sure hope he finds the love of his life. turns out it’s a genuinely great episode of lost. meanwhile we evaluate a doctor. thanks again for listening and see you next week!

hello there. on Season 6, Episode 15, titled Across The Sea, we learn all about Jacob, and his nameless brother. one wears white and the other wears black. they were raised by Academy Award Winner Allison Janney, and dug a well sometimes. they saw a light in a cave and said “looks neat to me!” god is it ever a boring episode of television. we do our best but but it doesn’t take us long to bring out some fun new characters that everyone is surely going to love.hey, as we mention at the end of this episode, we’ll be…

hey hey hey it’s Season 6, Episode 12, and it’s time to learn about how Everybody Loves Hugo. hurley, you see, is making the world a better place, but can he find true love?? maybe with the help of a little fellow called Desmond, he can have a date. meanwhile on the island, Michael is a ghost?? who cares. what’s important is that each character has a theme song and that weed is legal in Canada. thanks as always for putting up with us.